Ok kids, here's the deal. I just sold my house about a half hour ago here in shitty Minnesota. On Monday, I will be back in the land of the Beer, the bratwurst, the cheese curd, the Badger, the Buck, the Brewer, and the motherfuckin Packers! I am all out of beer, so I'm drinking red wine. The wife is out of town, so I'm drinkin alone, and dammit I need a drinkin buddy. So grab a glass, and I'll fill it up. It's time to celebrate cause the Murphman is comin back to the promised land.

P.S.- if I pass out on the keyboard later, and all you see is the same letter typed over and over again, call the authorities.