The New York Jets clinched a playoff berth today, following their 38 - 34 loss the Chicago Bears. The loss marked the 3rd loss in the last four games for the Jets, including a 45 - 3 whitewash by the New England Patriots.
Rex Ryan, commenting on the playoff berth, remarked how his fat ass holds a horseshoe nicely, and attributes it as a key reason for the Jets advancing to the tournament for Lombardi's Trophy.