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  1. 09-21-2015, 06:22 AM #1
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    Jayone Elliott's one-handed interception bails out battered Packers defense

    Another Urinalscented fantastic headline. Meant to draw clicks. Packer defense had held the previous series (Seattle punting after gain of 24 yards). They had adjusted to Seattle's halftime adjustment. Elliott INT was frosting on cake.

    Clefty wasn't interested in reading the whole piece of garbage column, but poses the question: If Packer defense was battered giving up 17 points, what happened to the much more celebrated Rams defense last week?

    Clefty needs to come back to work. The profession is sinking. Gotta negotiate for better than $0.63/hour though. Tough to compete with the illegals running the Urinalscented these days. They don't even ask for health benefits.

    http://www.jsonline.com/sports/packe...328460401.html
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    they should build a wall around the urinalscented bldg to deal with such issues.
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    I went right to the Press Gazette's website after seeing that headline.
    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.
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    Would help if they spelled his name right (it's JAYRONE) -- hooray for credibility and accuracy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JayONE
    "It was a big game for us on Sunday Night Football, trying to keep the win streak going in Lambeau, I was just excited being on defense. I get tired of running down field on kickoffs and kickoff returns so when I get the opportunity to play defense it's all fun. I feel like a little kid out there."
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    Wist must be the headline writer there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fritz View Post
    Wist must be the headline writer there.
    Wist's headline would be "Seahawks turn down Capers' invitation to run all over the defense, fall to Packers"
    Go PACK
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bossman641 View Post
    Wist's headline would be "Seahawks turn down Capers' invitation to run all over the defense, fall to Packers"

    pb nailed it.
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    Cleft,

    I heard Andy Reid has lost a lot of weight. Don't you think maybe you and McCarthy should emulate him?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joemailman View Post
    Cleft,

    I heard Andy Reid has lost a lot of weight. Don't you think maybe you and McCarthy should emulate him?
    Clefty has never been overweight. I may have diabetes types I II and III, and have to take medication for all three, but the weight is under control. It's all that sugar water that's the problem.

    McCarthy needs to get on a treadmill and start taking metformin ASAP.
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