View Poll Results: What's his best nickname?

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  • J-Load

    4 20.00%
  • Hefty Lefty

    4 20.00%
  • Battleship Lorenzen

    0 0%
  • BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback)

    2 10.00%
  • Pillsbury Throw Boy

    10 50.00%
  • Lord of the Ring-Dings

    0 0%
  • Round Mound of Touchdown

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Thread: Jared Lorenzen, Supersized QB

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    Jared Lorenzen, Supersized QB

    I think Lorenzen is going to start. Was just reading about his college career at Kentucky when he played QB at 300 lbs. I think it's pretty impressive that he could have so much dexterity at such a size.

    He had a bunch of nicknames in college.

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    Senior Rat HOFer BallHawk's Avatar
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    Pillsbury Throwboy, hands down.
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    Must be weird for guys like Kampman trying to sack a QB who is bigger than they are.

    I chose J-Load.
    Ring the bells that still can ring
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    The Portly Portsider

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    Senior Rat HOFer BallHawk's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by HarveyWallbangers
    The Portly Portsider
    You make that up yourself?

    Hmm, I just thought of one.

    Kentucky Kreme.

    Lame. Yes. Stupid. Yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BallHawk
    You make that up yourself?
    You had to ask, didn't ya? No. I stole it from the local radio station. Dink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BallHawk
    Pillsbury Throwboy, hands down.
    +1
    All hail the Ruler of the Meadow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HarveyWallbangers
    Quote Originally Posted by BallHawk
    You make that up yourself?
    You had to ask, didn't ya? No. I stole it from the local radio station. Dink.
    That is a good one. google sez it is an old baseball sports writer term. Used for Babe Ruth, David Wells, ....

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    come on! Hefty Lefty! How can that not be #1?
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    throwboy ftw

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    Senior Rat HOFer oregonpackfan's Avatar
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    How about "The Chunky Chucker?"

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    no, reminds me of my prom night

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