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  1. 05-15-2006, 07:23 PM #1
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    Datline--Alaska, Polar Bear Rips College Burn-out To Shreds

    A wise old Polar Bear, who was sick and tired of being harrassed on a daily basis by a jobless punk, swatted him senseless(in .OOO5 seconds), and chewed him up limb by limb. And after many hours of indigestion, (due to the great amount of hot gas in the thankfully departed), dropped his load on the top of Mount McKinley. Many of the mountain folk consider the Bear a godsend, because they all wanted the freeloader off of the public's dime anyway. The Governor gave the Bear the key to the entire city of Anchorage, so he could go house to house and receive the honor and glory that he so richly deserves, for getting rid of the biggest pain in the ass south of the North Pole!
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    Perhaps the bear should have a statue in the town square.
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  3. 05-15-2006, 07:36 PM #3
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    Why do I get the feeling, the eternal student will haunt the townpeople, and drive them insane.
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    Re: Datline--Alaska, Polar Bear Rips College Burn-out To Shr

    Quote Originally Posted by son of a vic
    A wise old Polar Bear, who was sick and tired of being harrassed on a daily basis by a jobless punk, swatted him senseless(in .OOO5 seconds), and chewed him up limb by limb. And after many hours of indigestion, (due to the great amount of hot gas in the thankfully departed), dropped his load on the top of Mount Everest. Many of the mountain folk consider the Bear a godsend, because they all wanted the freeloader off of the public's dime anyway. The Governor gave the Bear the key to the entire city of Anchorage, so he could go house to house and receive the honor and glory that he so richly deserves, for getting rid of the biggest pain in the ass south of the North Pole!

    As an extreme liberal, I strongly object to Ted's venue for purging himself of his foul meal.
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    This is sort of a Wild Kingdom verion of a marijuana brownie. That bear is probably still buzzed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by son of a vic
    Why do I get the feeling, the eternal student will haunt the townpeople, and drive them insane.
    It must be the echo. Same thing over, and over, and over again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Campbell
    This is sort of a Wild Kingdom verion of a marijuana brownie. That bear is probably still buzzed.
    roflmao!!
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    Re: Datline--Alaska, Polar Bear Rips College Burn-out To Shr

    Quote Originally Posted by son of a vic
    ... dropped his load on the top of Mount Everest.... The Governor gave the Bear the key to the entire city of Anchorage


    no doubt the bear is still high, so high he thinks that mt. everest is in Alaska!!
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    my bad, how 'bout Mt. McKinley!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MJZiggy
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Campbell
    This is sort of a Wild Kingdom verion of a marijuana brownie. That bear is probably still buzzed.
    roflmao!!
    What does ROF mean? I know LMAO means laughing my ass off.. sorry, I'm an old guy
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    Quote Originally Posted by hurleyfan
    Quote Originally Posted by MJZiggy
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Campbell
    This is sort of a Wild Kingdom verion of a marijuana brownie. That bear is probably still buzzed.
    roflmao!!
    What does ROF mean? I know LMAO means laughing my ass off.. sorry, I'm an old guy
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    Thanks Mike..
    Is there a"dictionary" for all these synonyms? or is it acronyms?


    man, it's awful quite here tonight!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hurleyfan
    Thanks Mike..
    Is there a"dictionary" for all these synonyms? or is it acronyms?
    This one's pretty extensive:

    http://www.gaarde.org/acronyms/

    Then get up to date on this:

    http://www.straightdope.com/columns/030110.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by hurleyfan
    Thanks Mike..
    Is there a"dictionary" for all these synonyms? or is it acronyms?


    man, it's awful quite here tonight!
    Hurleyfan, I work in the computer industry and I can't keep up with all the damn acronyms.

    God, this is one funny post. I needed this...bad day!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AtlPackFan
    Quote Originally Posted by hurleyfan
    Thanks Mike..
    Is there a"dictionary" for all these synonyms? or is it acronyms?


    man, it's awful quite here tonight!
    Hurleyfan, I work in the computer industry and I can't keep up with all the damn acronyms.

    God, this is one funny post. I needed this...bad day!
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    There must be a full moon today, as there was a LOT of bad days today here in NY!
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    The bad news for Alaskans is that the polar bear now has the munchies
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