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    The real reason the cowpukes lost??

    I read that last time romo had a game this shitty was when Carrie Underwood was in attendance. Looks like hot blondes are his kryptonite.

    http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/recap?gameId=271216006
    Romo finished 13-of-36 for 214 yards, with a career-low rating of 22.2. It came in front of his parents and his newest A-list girlfriend -- Jessica Simpson, who tugged the front of her pink No. 9 jersey, then mouthed the word "Romo!" when cameras spotted her. For what it's worth, Romo's previous worst rating came last December against Philadelphia when then-girlfriend Carrie Underwood was here.

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    May she attend every game for the rest of his career....
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    She's too hard on herself. I'd give her a 10.

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    Re: The real reason the cowpukes lost??

    Quote Originally Posted by MadtownPacker
    Looks like hot blondes are his kryptonite.
    In that case, he wouldn't have any problems dealing with the fans at Lambeau.
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    I say we make sure Jessica Simpson is at Lambeau Field for the NFC Championship game.

    Remember when Urlacher had one of his many skanks Paris Hilton in his private box for the opening of the spaceship back in 2003? Packers took care of Urlacher and the pathetic Muppets 38-23.

    Romo has a history of losing with blondes in attendance and the Packers have a history of winning. I say we do everything possible to make sure Jessica Simpson is in Green Bay for the NFC Championship because, after all, it will be played at Lambeau Field.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerry Tagge
    I say we make sure Jessica Simpson is at Lambeau Field for the NFC Championship game.
    I'd happily purchase a ticket and have her sit on my lap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Leaper
    Quote Originally Posted by Jerry Tagge
    I say we make sure Jessica Simpson is at Lambeau Field for the NFC Championship game.
    I'd happily purchase a ticket and have her sit on my lap.
    I would be making an early exit during that game, were she sitting on my lap. To get a change of pants, I mean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MJZiggy
    May she attend every game for the rest of his career....
    At least get her to attend the rest of the Cowpukes games this year.

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    I wonder what effect the frontpage story about her missing Nick had on Romo....
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    She has root issues...(sorry, had to).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Campbell
    She's too hard on herself. I'd give her a 10.
    Same. That's not all i'd give her, though

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    Re: The real reason the cowpukes lost??

    Quote Originally Posted by MadtownPacker
    Looks like hot blondes are his kryptonite.
    Maybe he can dump her for one of the Cowgirls. Then the Cowpukes would go 0-8 at home.

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    I don't know what all the fuss is about, she's ugly as hell. But I'm glad ugly women make Romo perform like that, there's plenty to go around in wisconsin, goin on that theory he should have a terrible game if he has to play here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MJZiggy
    She has root issues...(sorry, had to).
    Let's just say the carpeting probably doesn't match the drapes and leave it at that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Campbell
    She's too hard on herself. I'd give her a 10.
    Freudian slip?

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    Quote Originally Posted by footballfever
    I don't know what all the fuss is about, she's ugly as hell. But I'm glad ugly women make Romo perform like that, there's plenty to go around in wisconsin, goin on that theory he should have a terrible game if he has to play here.
    You are right, probably you would prefer something like this:

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlantPage55
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Campbell
    She's too hard on herself. I'd give her a 10.
    Freudian slip?
    Kinda noticed that. In fact....

    Hard on.

    I'd give her a 10.

    Throw in the phrase "root issues."

    This thread goes south real quick now, doesn't it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by footballfever
    I don't know what all the fuss is about, she's ugly as hell. But I'm glad ugly women make Romo perform like that, there's plenty to go around in wisconsin, goin on that theory he should have a terrible game if he has to play here.
    If you think she's ugly I reaaally want to see what you you consider good looking. Post a pic
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    I'd pay for her ticket to Carolina on Saturday if she wanted to watch Romo play again..He seems to play horrible when his girlfriends are watchin

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    She deserves an avatar.

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