Queer Theory of Polar Bearism

**Anti-Polar Bear** · 05-18-2006, 11:34 AM

If you open up your eyes and look at the facts, you'll find that:

Ted Thompson is single and a former jock.
Ted Thompson's former boyfriend is Arturo Freeman.

Mike McCarthy is single and Thompson's new coach.
Mike McCarthy fathered a child, but Brokeback Mountain teaches us that gay folks can still father children by loaning out their sperms once in awhile.
Mike McCarthy slept with his offensive coordinator in a hotel room.

In conclusion, homosexuality is occurring within the Green Bay Packers organization. Whether that'll prove to matter remains to be seen. But this much we know: 4-12 was the child of Ted Thompson.

**MJZiggy** · 05-18-2006, 11:38 AM

You have more of an obsession with Ted Thompson and his sexuality than I do my husbands. Considering the amount of time and happy attention my hubby gets from me, I can only conclude that Tank is completely in love with Ted Thompson. Head over heels. Obsessively wanting the man.

**mraynrand** · 05-18-2006, 11:40 AM

The first time I saw one of those Geico commercials with the Cavemen, I thought it was pretty funny. The 10,000th time I saw it, I wanted to throw a shoe through the TV tube. It got old very fast. Get the picture?

**Anti-Polar Bear** · 05-18-2006, 11:42 AM

WTF, mad, this is a football thread. Why move it?

**MadtownPacker** · 05-18-2006, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by Anti-Polar Bear

WTF, mad, this is a football thread. Why move it?

This aint a football thread. Its about TT being gay. Case closed.

**Iron Mike** · 05-18-2006, 11:59 AM

I'm TOTALLY buying into this theory!!!!!

wait.........

wait.........

wait.........

wait........

[/sarcasm]

**MJZiggy** · 05-18-2006, 12:07 PM

Tank has a man-crush. I don't know why I didn't see it before!

**Little Whiskey** · 05-18-2006, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by MJZiggy

You have more of an obsession with Ted Thompson and his sexuality than I do my husbands.

zig, do you live next door to scott campbell??

**Anti-Polar Bear** · 05-18-2006, 12:12 PM

Originally Posted by MJZiggy

Tank has a man-crush. I don't know why I didn't see it before!

Mj, if our youth had occurred at the same time in space and time, like say, i am 19 and you are 18 and you are not fat, i wouldnt mind doing it with you.

I am only calling Thompson gay because, as a liberal, i think its about time gays come out and fight for their rights amongst society.

**MJZiggy** · 05-18-2006, 12:21 PM

Originally Posted by Anti-Polar Bear

Originally Posted by MJZiggy

Tank has a man-crush. I don't know why I didn't see it before!

Mj, if our youth had occurred at the same time in space and time, like say, i am 19 and you are 18 and you are not fat, i wouldnt mind doing it with you.

I am only calling Thompson gay because, as a liberal, i think its about time gays come out and fight for their rights amongst society.

As a liberal, you should more think that it's about time that people stopped worrying so much about people's sexuality (unless of course this directly affects your own) and worried more about making sure all of our country's children were well fed and well educated. More appropriately, a true liberal would not be projecting these types of things onto other people that they are not willing to admit to themselves.

But if you want to discuss his private life, my theory is that he never married because he has probably had every woman he's ever met and simply never bothered to marry any of them because then he'd have to give up the rest. Or more likely, he is a shy, quiet man who is married to his career.

Oh, and by the way, I have never been fat, and were you 19 and I 18, it still wouldn't happen.

**Homer Jay** · 05-18-2006, 12:30 PM

Originally Posted by MJZiggy

You have more of an obsession with Ted Thompson and his sexuality than I do my husbands. Considering the amount of time and happy attention my hubby gets from me, I can only conclude that Tank is completely in love with Ted Thompson. Head over heels. Obsessively wanting the man.

It is said there is a fine line between love and hate. I fear our Tank has crossed that line.

**Iron Mike** · 05-18-2006, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by MJZiggy

Oh, and by the way, I have never been fat, and were you 19 and I 18, it still wouldn't happen.

I think somebody just got bitch-slapped!!

**Noodle** · 05-18-2006, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by Iron Mike

Originally Posted by MJZiggy

Oh, and by the way, I have never been fat, and were you 19 and I 18, it still wouldn't happen.

I think somebody just got bitch-slapped!!

Agree. That had to leave a mark.

And, since this is not a football topic, I'll feel free to make two additional observations:

1. IronMike -- that is the sickest-sweetest avatar I've seen in a long time.

2. Ziggy -- your avatar is the definition of elegance. Six lines, and I'm totally entranced. Amazing how so much can be done with so little.

**Little Whiskey** · 05-18-2006, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by Noodle

2. Ziggy -- your avatar is the definition of elegance. Six lines, and I'm totally entranced. Amazing how so much can be done with so little.

i think there is more lines on the eye lash. maybe one for each of her husbands??

also note she is wearing a cowboy hat. don't let zig kid you she's got a little redneck in her!!

**MJZiggy** · 05-18-2006, 02:17 PM

That wasn't supposed to be a cowboy hat!! Damn. I'm not redrawing it now. To be more realistic, it should really be a baseball cap, but still. Thanks for the compliments.

And Mike, that avatar really is wild!

**Charles Woodson** · 05-18-2006, 02:55 PM

Originally Posted by Anti-Polar Bear

If you open up your eyes and look at the facts, you'll find that:

Ted Thompson is single and a former jock.
Ted Thompson's former boyfriend is Arturo Freeman.

Mike McCarthy is single and Thompson's new coach.
Mike McCarthy fathered a child, but Brokeback Mountain teaches us that gay folks can still father children by loaning out their sperms once in awhile.
Mike McCarthy slept with his offensive coordinator in a hotel room.

In conclusion, homosexuality is occurring within the Green Bay Packers organization. Whether that'll prove to matter remains to be seen. But this much we know: 4-12 was the child of Ted Thompson.

Tank i assume one of 2 things about u and TT

A. Your jelous that Ted dumped you for Mike McCarthy... and want revenge
B. You never had TT in the first place and are trying to get him too notice u.

**GBRulz** · 05-18-2006, 02:57 PM

Mike has always had some of the best avatars!!

People have been changing theirs around lately...which makes me actually have to read the name of the poster.

**Scott Campbell** · 05-18-2006, 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by MJZiggy

Oh, and by the way, I have never been fat, and were you 19 and I 18, it still wouldn't happen.

You sure Zig? You and Tank seem to be giving off this When Harry Met Sally vibe.

**packrulz** · 05-18-2006, 03:07 PM

I can see critcizing TT if you don't agree with his moves but to claim he's shacking up with McCarthy is just childish. Sorry if TT doesn't draft Huff or kiss up to the media but I thought he was very well prepared and did a great job in both drafts so far. Maybe it was meant to be a joke. Ha-ha. Either you're a Packer fan or not, what is it?

**Little Whiskey** · 05-18-2006, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by GBMichele

People have been changing theirs around lately...which makes me actually have to read the name of the poster.

i agree GBM, that drives me nuts too. however, since mike had that back at JSO, i still recognize him.

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