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Thread: Ted Is Trapped In the Closet, Chap. 9

  1. 05-19-2006, 08:52 AM #1
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    Ted Is Trapped In the Closet, Chap. 9


    The draft draws near
    Do it, do it, do it Polar Bear
    Randy Moss for Javon Walker
    Alas, Ted fell for D’mond Parker

    Lookie there, Mr. Polar Bear
    Goldilocks on steroid, is here
    AJ Hawk you drafted
    Over Huff, you fvcked

    With each and every passing days
    Your love strikes me like sunlight rays
    I would fall and fall for you
    But I am, baby, I am not a fool
    I'm not going to stop the wheel. I'm going to break the wheel.
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  2. 05-19-2006, 09:27 AM #2
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    You have this obsession with Ted Thompson. I think he did an excellent job on the draft. You can't blame him for last year's record (4-12) because of all the injuries. Give the guy a chance.

    About the Walker Fiasco, getting 4 players out of 1 was fantastic!
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  3. 05-19-2006, 09:30 AM #3
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    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    Tank hates Ted Thompson.
    And he thinks so should you.
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    You know I feel bad about this time right?
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    Sometimes hate is only an appearance. You sure do think about him a LOT don't ya?
    "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings
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  6. 05-19-2006, 09:39 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by MJZiggy
    Sometimes hate is only an appearance. You sure do think about him a LOT don't ya?
    I get it. You mean like Tank & Thompson = Streisand & Redford.
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  7. 05-19-2006, 09:41 AM #7
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    It's an obsession. Hey, wasn't there a song (many) years back called Obsession?
    "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings
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  8. 05-19-2006, 09:43 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by MJZiggy
    It's an obsession. Hey, wasn't there a song (many) years back called Obsession?
    Not sure. I think there is a perfume.
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  9. 05-19-2006, 09:49 AM #9
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    http://www.artistdirect.com/nad/stor...228225,00.html

    Obsession

    You are an obsession
    I cannot sleep
    I am your possession
    Unopened at your feet
    There's no balance
    No equality
    Be still I will not accept defeat

    I will have you
    Yes, I will have you
    I will find a way
    and I will have you
    Like a butterfly
    A wild butterly
    I will collect you and capture you

    *You are an obsession
    You're my obsession
    Who do you want me to be
    To make you sleep with me
    You are an obsession
    You're my obsession
    Who do you want me to be
    To make you sleep with me

    I feed you I drink you
    My day and my night
    I need you I need you
    By sun or candlelight
    You protest
    You want to leave
    Stay
    Oh, there's no alternative

    Your face appears again
    I see the beauty there
    But I see danger
    Stranger beware
    A circumstance
    In your naked dreams
    Your affection
    is not what it seems

    Chorus

    My fantasy has turned to madness
    And all my goodness
    Has turned to badness
    My need to possess you
    Has consumed my soul
    My life is trembling
    I have no control

    I will have you
    Yes, I will have you
    I will find a way
    and I will have you
    Like a butterfly
    A wild butterly
    I will collect you and capture you
    "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings
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  10. 05-19-2006, 09:49 AM #10
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    Animotion Lyrics

    Obsession Lyrics


    You are an obsession
    I cannot sleep
    I am your possession
    Unopened at your feet
    There's no balance
    No equality
    Be still I will not accept defeat

    I will have you
    Yes, I will have you
    I will find a way and I will have you
    Like a butterfly
    A wild butterly
    I will collect you and capture you

    CHORUS:
    You are an obsession
    You're my obsession
    Who do you want me to be
    To make you sleep with me
    You are an obsession
    You're my obsession
    Who do you want me to be
    To make you sleep with me

    I feed you I drink you
    My day and my night
    I need you I need you
    By sun or candlelight
    You protest
    You want to leave
    Stay
    Oh, there's no alternative

    Your face appears again
    I see the beauty there
    But I see danger
    Stranger beware
    A circumstance
    In your naked dreams
    Your affection is not what it seems

    CHORUS

    My fantasy has turned to madness
    And all my goodness
    Has turned to badness
    My need to possess you
    Has consumed my soul
    My life is trembling
    I have no control

    I will have you
    Yes, I will have you
    I will find a way and I will have you
    Like a butterfly
    A wild butterly
    I will collect you and capture you

    CHORUS
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  11. 05-19-2006, 09:50 AM #11
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    Damn!! Second place again!
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    Folks, remember this is MY rhetoric and you are all choruses.
    I'm not going to stop the wheel. I'm going to break the wheel.
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  13. 05-19-2006, 10:07 AM #13
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    True love is true love, Tank.
    "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings
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  14. 05-19-2006, 10:30 AM #14
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    Those of you who have posted the lyrics to that wonderful 80's song "Obsession" apparently do not know that the band actually got back together recently and wrote some new lyrics (sing along, everyone. You all remember the tune):

    Tank's got an obsession, a big obsession,
    and it is with TT, Tank thinks he's gay, you see.
    It's an obsession, a real obsession,
    Tank says Ted just likes men,
    Tank says it again and again.
    And this obsession
    raises up a question,
    Since Tank's in such a rut
    is he thinkin' of TT's butt?
    That's his obsession, Tank's real obsession,
    What he wants Ted to be
    is what Tank is, you see.
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  15. 05-19-2006, 10:35 AM #15
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    can we revote on OT's in the packer thread!!!

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  16. 05-19-2006, 10:40 AM #16
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    Fritz, you're hurting me. I wonder when they'll release the new recording???
    "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings
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  17. 05-19-2006, 10:43 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Whiskey
    can we revote on OT's in the packer thread!!!

    no.
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  18. 05-19-2006, 10:54 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by MJZiggy
    Fritz, you're hurting me. I wonder when they'll release the new recording???
    Word is that they've got a gig in Milwaukee in July.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fritz
    Quote Originally Posted by MJZiggy
    Fritz, you're hurting me. I wonder when they'll release the new recording???
    Word is that they've got a gig in Milwaukee in July.
    That was the worst lyrical poem I've ever read in my life. And I've read Lindsey Lohan's.
    I'm not going to stop the wheel. I'm going to break the wheel.
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  20. 05-19-2006, 10:57 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti-Polar Bear
    Quote Originally Posted by Fritz
    Quote Originally Posted by MJZiggy
    Fritz, you're hurting me. I wonder when they'll release the new recording???
    Word is that they've got a gig in Milwaukee in July.
    That was the worst lyrical I've ever read in my wife. And I've read Lindsey Lohan's.
    Little slip of the tongue there, Tank? Must've been thinking of those lyrics when you typed this.
    "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings
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