Unlike Butte, Love has taken the Mahomes route and opted to marry young. Popped the rock to a Ms Ronika Stone in Italy, birthplace of romance (and organized crime).

Will marriage inspire Love to reach for the sky, a la Kurt Warner? Or will marriage turn love into a miserable shoe salesman, a la Al Bundy? Time will tell.

In the meantime, check out Coldplay’s latest single, feelslikeimfallinginlove, the first single from their forthcoming album, Moon Music. October 4th: mark your calendar.

Love knows that love could hurt him bad
Love knows that love could feel like that
But he just can't stop

Let their defense drop
Love knows that he was born to kill
Any Queen in the Metrosexual Dome