A wise old Polar Bear, who was sick and tired of being harrassed on a daily basis by a jobless punk, swatted him senseless(in .OOO5 seconds), and chewed him up limb by limb. And after many hours of indigestion, (due to the great amount of hot gas in the thankfully departed), dropped his load on the top of Mount McKinley. Many of the mountain folk consider the Bear a godsend, because they all wanted the freeloader off of the public's dime anyway. The Governor gave the Bear the key to the entire city of Anchorage, so he could go house to house and receive the honor and glory that he so richly deserves, for getting rid of the biggest pain in the ass south of the North Pole!