So we decide to buy a nice fine motorcar. We're in a place where we can buy now instead of lease. We get a good deal on the ideal car. Two weeks later some dot head runs into the back end of it at a red light. His car it totaled. Our bumper and exhaust, where his car dove under the bumper and made soup out of it's own engine, needs replacing. What a cluster fuck.

Milwaukee police made it to the accident scene in just under an hour despite the fact the crushed Hindu car was blocking the main entrance onto the interstate from downtown. Good thing they were able to hire more cops with all that stimulus money, otherwise we might still be waiting.