#1 rule: No dick pics

#2 rule: No spitting

#3 rule: No Mexicans

#4 rule: Hail Favre

#5 rule: You git what you git and don't throw a fit

#6 rule: Celebrate diversity

#7 rule: No bare feet

#8 rule: "Your" is perfectly fine replacement for "you're"

#9 rule: Threatening a poster with death is not allowed unless you are just joking around

#10 rule: Don't say anything you can't take back at a later time, unless you edit it before someone quotes you.

#11 rule: Enjoy this, it is for the all of our pleasure