This is the thread to see who can reveal Patler’s identity. A “Where in the world is Patler?†thread.
I say he will pop up the week of the draft at JSO. A guy in his mid 30’s, wearing glasses.
This is the thread to see who can reveal Patler’s identity. A “Where in the world is Patler?†thread.
I say he will pop up the week of the draft at JSO. A guy in his mid 30’s, wearing glasses.
I think it was funny that when he moved here to PR he tried to disguise his identity.
His intelligent and rational posting outed him pretty quickly.
He will leave a trail of statistical anlysis wherever he goes and sooner or later one of us WILL find him. May the hunt for Patler begin!
[QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.
Another question is "Does Patler wear the same outfit as Waldo?"Originally Posted by LL2
Aha, thats exactly how id picture him.Originally Posted by LL2
Hmmm.... I always thought of him as a guy with tight spandex pants, tank top with his muscles bulging out, always with a calculator in hand.Originally Posted by LL2
Patler, can you help us resolve this once and for all?
"I've got one word for you- Dallas, Texas, Super Bowl"- Jermichael Finley
I think you guys are way off on Patler's age. I imagine he is 50+.
I imagine he's never gonna tell us..
"Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings
I'd say older than that. I'd say he is retired. He has an incredible amount of packer knowledge dating back many, many moons.Originally Posted by MadtownPacker
Damn, why didn't I think of that?Originally Posted by red
"I've got one word for you- Dallas, Texas, Super Bowl"- Jermichael Finley
Now THAT I'd believe!!Originally Posted by red
"Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings
Patler doing his salary cap calculations:
Ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack, a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in - Leonard Cohen
So much for a big head... :P
"Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings