You know you're from Ontario when
You measure distance in hours
You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day
You use a down comforter in the summer
Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching
Your grandparents sold booze to the States during Prohibition
You know several people who have hit deer more than once
(My grandparents were a tough lot. They did this one too)
You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them
It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item even when you're in a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town.
Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump
You're in the only province with hard-core American-style crime
MuchMusic's Speaker's Corner - rant and rave on national TV for a dollar
You now consider Honda cars to be a 'domestic'