You know you're from Ontario when

You measure distance in hours

You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day

You use a down comforter in the summer

Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching

Your grandparents sold booze to the States during Prohibition

You know several people who have hit deer more than once
(My grandparents were a tough lot. They did this one too)

You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them

It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item even when you're in a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town.

Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump

You're in the only province with hard-core American-style crime

MuchMusic's Speaker's Corner - rant and rave on national TV for a dollar

You now consider Honda cars to be a 'domestic'