Alright, spend an hour or so laughing at other people's interpretations of Beatles songs:
http://www.amiright.com/misheard/song/
Then 'fess up and post your OWN misheard lyrics!!!!
I'll admit it--I heard these lyrics: http://www.amiright.com/misheard/son...utonight.shtml as "I'm not talkin' 'bout my linen"!!!!!!!!