Sounds like time for BallHawk's handy dandy "Sexual Gratification Calculation"Originally Posted by Tyrone Bigguns
Take the amount of oz. your steak was + the age of the bottle of wine consumed + how many times your waiter refilled your glass of water + tip (20% of course)
Now divide that by the amount of empty parking spots in the car park of the restaurant + how many "Non-Luxury" Cars are in the parking lot.
If your number is over 10 you owe the horse some sex.