"Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck
Mike McCarthy knows Special Teams.
A kinda One-way conversation behind closed doors in Ted Thompson's private domain at 1265 Lombardi Avenue:
The conversation concerns Ted Thompson's insistence that Mike McCarthy gets rid of ST Coach Shawn Slocum:
OK this is serious Mike....Yes it gets this way sometimes.....No NO NO Ohh Teds anymore with me Mike. It's got to being ....well... just too much or... not enough (excuse me) yaa know with ...Ole Shawney.
You know what I mean.
I know ... I really do know Mikey... I love Ole Slowster too.
yea we have so much to re-call...Yaa...yaa there won't be another one like Shawney Slowster.
Yaa Yaa...we've had some decent times... OK ... I agree Mikey...really good time here in this office too... Mikey but we can't get into that stuff...well
errrr...maybe soon...naww....this is darn serious Mikey...There's a time for everything and
this is serious business.
What!?.... NO MIKE !!! It's time you faced it and canned Shawn Slocum. I can't draw it up any clearer.
I know Mike it's hard ... yea sure ... yahh yahh ................yaa ....jhessss Mike....but you've got to get this done. You know Mikey...giverrrr the Ole College try.
No NOT ..... NO Damn way Mike ... NOT another season. NOOOO ! I told you last season and the one before that and the one ...well .... you know Mikey. This has gone...what's that..ohh no you don't ...NO MIKE none of that .... No ... no crying.....
I'm what...hurting your .... feelings ... Jheeesssh Mike.
Injuries *36&11@#*&?? pingereeesss ... screw that Mike ...No screw you Mike ... now that's enough ...no no more. Insensative...Me... come onnnn Mike ... Of course I'm sensitive.
We've had that talk .....many times.
Tears...Ohh BOY! Here we go again...tears ... so .... so so many tears ....please Mikey. . . .
Get a grip ! Pleassse !
That's not working this time... Not this time Mikey.
OK...OK...take this hanky... No... No Mike ... it's OK... snot all over it ... it's OK Mike...blow it
Blow...your... nose ....and For Gauuds sake...wipe away those tears...here ... now isn't that
better... your so sensitive for a big boy Mike.
Yes ......Yes Mike ....Your still my........ "my Big Boy".
OK you've got it Mike.. There ... Mike.....that's it ...
No No NO! Mikey .... no more damn excuses.
You've got to be kiddin me. You acting like a drunken sailor now. Stop crying !!!!!!
Chin up now Mikey....Here's the good news.
I've recruited both "a new Special Teams coach and his assistant"... Here Mike check out this video. I found these two guys while on vacation in Russia, I hope your pleased:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXx19C5ZyA8
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Fire Slocum.
To paraphrase the late, great site Fire Joe Morgan:
Sisyphus:Rock :: PackerRats:FireSlocum
Fire Slocum.
Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.
Pushin' a rock.
Fire Slocum.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro ~Hunter S.
There's still time before the first pre-season game (and it's Wednesday).
Fire Slocum!
All hail the Ruler of the Meadow!
Slocum if you got 'em!
"Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts." -Daniel Patrick Moynihan
Hire Zook!
Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.
Russians have stolen 1.2 billion passwords. Fire Slocum!
Ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack, a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in - Leonard Cohen
Packers really need to win Sunday so....................Fire Slocum!
Ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack, a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in - Leonard Cohen
I was thinking of bumping this last night...then spaced it. Thanks Joe.
FIRE SLOCUM FOR FUCKS SAKE!
C.H.U.D.
On a special teams note...did our returners EVER get the ball back to the 20 when returning KOs last week? I sure a shit don't remember seeing one.
C.H.U.D.
Bring black Janis!
And Fire Slocum.
Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.