#1 rule: No dick pics
#2 rule: No spitting
#3 rule: No Mexicans
#4 rule: Hail Favre
#5 rule: You git what you git and don't throw a fit
#6 rule: Celebrate diversity
#7 rule: No bare feet
#8 rule: "Your" is perfectly fine replacement for "you're"
#9 rule: Threatening a poster with death is not allowed unless you are just joking around
#10 rule: Don't say anything you can't take back at a later time, unless you edit it before someone quotes you.
#11 rule: Enjoy this, it is for the all of our pleasure