The new Packer regime needs to sterilize the facility in the offseason. Get rid of the Packer virus. Maybe also 86 those graybeard trainers who have been around forever dispensing ineffective care. Pepper Burress can be dietician emeritus and Bryan Engel can go inject his insulin somewhere else - maybe back with the Patsies where he got his start. He probably was irrevocably corrupted by Pete Carroll.
Pepper: Hey Mac, what do think is wrong with Bulaga there?
McKenzie: I dunno, maybe a bone or ligament or something. I trained back before we even used intramedullary nails. What the *uck do I know?
Pepper: Maybe an aspirin will do?
Mac: I guess - he probably has a strain or a tear or something. Maybe it's from that botched offseason surgery I did last summer. Hell, I do surgeries I'm not trained for all the time.
Pepper: At least you're not as incompetent as the KC Quack who ruined Sherrod's leg and career.
Mac: Keep Quiet! That guy shoulda had a malpractice suit. So should I for all the crap I operate on without having a clue what the hell I'm doing. Don't want to upset the mystique of the profession! These players think we know what the hell we're doing after all. Give 'em some latin mumbo jumbo and they'll shut up real quick. Hey Brian, we're pretty sure you have something wrong with your
vasti lateralis. Believe me - I went to medical school 40 years ago.