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    Got this yesterday from an old Packer fan friend in Wisconsin. Little sacreligious for Advent season, but I think God won't mind:

    QUARTERBACKS IN HEAVEN



    God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?"



    Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe

    in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in

    giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans."


    God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him

    a seat to his left.



    Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?"



    Tony says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the

    fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've

    always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing

    fields."



    God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a

    seat to his right.



    Finally, God turns to Brett Favre: "And you, Brett, what do you believe?"


    Brett replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
    Teamwork is what the Green Bay Packers were all about. They didn't do it for individual glory. They did it because they loved one another.
    Vince Lombardi
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