The Perfect Human - Male 01

[SkinBasket]

The Skinbasket desires to create the perfect human. The best place to find the materials necessary for this is obviously the internet.

After a highly scientific culling of the internet to provide a diverse, yet representative random sample, the SkinBasket has decided to allow his fellow Packerrats to determine the course of human evolution by voting in a winner take all tournament consisting of 32 men and 32 women. The champions will be mated and human perfection shall be achieved.

Now onto the first male match-up:

Singer Willie Nelson vs. Actor Kevin Bacon

[Tarlam!]

You are one sick fucker, but, I like you!

[SkinBasket]

Wait until you see the other 30 options that science has come up with.

[MJZiggy]

God help us.

[texaspackerbacker]

There's got to be better examples than those two.