The Perfect Human - Male 09

[SkinBasket]

The Skinbasket desires to create the perfect human. The best place to find the materials necessary for this is obviously the internet.

After a highly scientific culling of the internet to provide a diverse, yet representative random sample, the SkinBasket has decided to allow his fellow Packerrats to determine the course of human evolution by voting in a winner take all tournament consisting of 32 men and 32 women. The champions will be mated and human perfection shall be achieved.

The age old question asked again... by science! What is more attractive: The raw sexuality of a man in little pants or a man who can make you laugh?

Wrestling Legend The Iron Shiek vs Comedian Doug Benson

[Zool]

This shouldn't even be close. The Iron Sheik had those boots with the curled up toes that he would stomp mud holes into the Hulk and Hacksaw till they got mad enough to win.

Mean Jean: He's loadin up the boot!

[MadtownPacker]

Yup the Iron Shiek will easily put the Camel Clutch on that cracka comedian.

[Deputy Nutz]

Yup the Iron Shiek will easily put the Camel Clutch on that cracka comedian.

The Camel Clutch was a main stay in the back yard wrestling game, unfortunately for the person who was put into it usually meant pain and crying out for a parent and the end of the main event card. Didn't matter still used it. Front head lock was big as well. What happens when whites kids watch scripted fabrication and believe it is real.

[MadtownPacker]

You just havent lived if you have never been in a Camel Clutch.

Here is a great example.

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/honey-camel-clutch/1464425184

[Zool]

We always used the figure 4. That induced crying if you did it right

[Deputy Nutz]

We always used the figure 4. That induced crying if you did it right

You have to really torque that knee, or other wise you are just sitting there wrapping your legs together with another guy, you know, the "Harlan".

[Zool]

We always used the figure 4. That induced crying if you did it right

You have to really torque that knee, or other wise you are just sitting there wrapping your legs together with another guy, you know, the "Harlan".

Yeah but it hurt like a bitch when you wrench the knee like that.

[SkinBasket]

Here is a great example.

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/ho...tch/1464425184

Your family's into some weird shit.

[Scott Campbell]

Your sample size is getting a little unwieldy. How much perfection do we need?

[mraynrand]

We always used the figure 4. That induced crying if you did it right

You have to really torque that knee, or other wise you are just sitting there wrapping your legs together with another guy, you know, the "Harlan".

Yeah but it hurt like a bitch when you wrench the knee like that.

I remember the Figure 4! My older brother says: "Hey, I need to practice this new wrestling hold, and you're going to help me." I say: "Oh, $hit"

[Freak Out]

Ivan Koloff was better...but the Shiek gets the vote now.

[twoseven]

You just havent lived if you have never been in a Camel Clutch.

What about a Camel Toe Clutch??

[MadtownPacker]

You just havent lived if you have never been in a Camel Clutch.

What about a Camel Toe Clutch??

See the video link above.

[Deputy Nutz]

You just havent lived if you have never been in a Camel Clutch.

Here is a great example.

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/ho...tch/1464425184

Where do people find the time?