The Perfect Human - Male 14

[SkinBasket]

The Skinbasket desires to create the perfect human. The best place to find the materials necessary for this is obviously the internet.

After a highly scientific culling of the internet to provide a diverse, yet representative random sample, the SkinBasket has decided to allow his fellow Packerrats to determine the course of human evolution by voting in a winner take all tournament consisting of 32 men and 32 women. The champions will be mated and human perfection shall be achieved.

Science asks the question: Is it more important for the perfect man to cook or kick ass?

The Chuck Norris vs Fox's "Hell's Kitchen 2" Giacomo

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http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

[Freak Out]

Bruce Lee beat his ass if I remember correctly.

[MadtownPacker]

Bruce Lee beat his ass if I remember correctly.

Thats because Chuck Norris wanted him to.

[Charles Woodson]

not going to lie, I voted for chuck out of fear

[Deputy Nutz]

I love Hell's Kitchen! Gordon Ramsey is my kind of Brit.