Uh-Oh!

[woodbuck27]

"But honey, if you use the back door, you don't have to worry about pregnancy ...but you do have to worry about extreme pleasure, so sit back and relax baby"

Oh oh ! What are we into now ?

[the_idle_threat]

[Deputy Nutz]

she has a poopy colored eye

[KYPack]

Mazzin,

Evidently, I can't coax you out into the open.

I've been meaning to thank you for starting one King-hell thread. I really dug this exchange. I'm sure you had no idea who great this thread would be, nobody ever does.

You got everybody involved, people got happy and pissed, and there were several solid fights. Hell, even I got into a minor spat.

One of the features of this thread I found hilarious was the poll. It kept coming up page after page and was always funny for different reasons depending on who was going crazy in the thread.

I've never voted in your poll. Because it was stupid. if you do get pregnant, you will have a child, you seem committed to that. if that happens, it really doesn't matter what you say to anybody or when you say it. Words are basically meaningless.

So your choices are all meaningless:

"Tell the parents?
Tell the Boyfriend but not the parents?
Tell both?
Wait it out for piss sticks results? " ???????????????????

It really doesn't matter.

So why not make it memorable?

Gather all of 'em together. Get 'em all ridiculously drunk (espec. mom) if they don't drink, make 'em drink, pour a fifth of Schnapps down their throats. (make sure you are hammered, too.) When they are all weaving pretty good, gather them around a fire (fire means truth, ya know). A fire pit in the driveway around 2AM sounds about right.

When everybody is wobbling good, throw back your head and yell "Guess what everybody, I'm knocked up"! then give a loud horselaugh for a couple minutes. When yer done, eveyone will have a reaction. Your mom will laugh or cry, or give you a hug. Your dad will be pissed, but try to hide it. Your boyfriend may do anything. Propose, poop his pants, run away, who knows?

But it will be over and you can keep going on with existence. The fallout may be more severe than if you did it "properly", but there will be one positive result. 6 years from now, you will have a classic story to tell about the kid, and it happened before he/she was even born!

[woodbuck27]

Good advice KY and may I add:

Mazzin. . . If it's a boy - you'd better name that Lad - Brett.

[KYPack]

she has a poopy colored eye

Nutz,

I see a guy standing in front of her in a suit and tie, in the reflection in her eye.

Maybe you should start a poll

[SkinBasket]

Who wants to get hit with the magic stick?

[hoosier]

Gather all of 'em together. Get 'em all ridiculously drunk (espec. mom) if they don't drink, make 'em drink, pour a fifth of Schnapps down their throats. (make sure you are hammered, too.) When they are all weaving pretty good, gather them around a fire (fire means truth, ya know). A fire pit in the driveway around 2AM sounds about right.

6 years from now, you will have a classic story to tell about the kid, and it happened before he/she was even born!

Summary: A heartwarming story of how a mother pickled her baby.

[Mazzin]

Im BACK BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!

Well damnit A.J. Married her, so much for me gettin him.

Guys i really missed you fuckers!!!! It feels so good to be back!

And no i dont wanna get my damned baby drunk, but im not pregnant so f-that, a little pot tonight, so if im weird its all cool

[Harlan Huckleby]

welcome back. you haven't missed too much. everybody seems to be yelling at tank. ziggy killed a monkey by feeding it pork. what else.... Mad had some troubles with the website, then he said he was gonna break my starfish, which sounds a lot like buggary to me.

[woodbuck27]

Im BACK BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!

Well damnit A.J. Married her, so much for me gettin him.

Guys i really missed you fuckers!!!! It feels so good to be back!

And no i dont wanna get my damned baby drunk, but im not pregnant so f-that, a little pot tonight, so if im weird its all cool

You've got to STOP disappearing like that.

We have a new posse here now - headed up by Tank . . . and well he was saddling up . . . gonna head on out to find ya Mazzin.

We'll rein him in.

[woodbuck27]

Dam ! I think that was a Black Forest cake.

[KYPack]

Im BACK BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!

Well damnit A.J. Married her, so much for me gettin him.

Guys i really missed you fuckers!!!! It feels so good to be back!

And no i dont wanna get my damned baby drunk, but im not pregnant so f-that, a little pot tonight, so if im weird its all cool

Wow, Pickled babies were unpopular?

The Forum has mellowed over the years. (She isn't pregnant, so the "campifre scenario" was a joke, den dere ey?)

HH's report is about right.

You were named in a list of Tank's "friends" (So was Harlan), so ya got that goin' for ya.

Welcome back, now I'll vote in your poll.