What do you want your tombstone to say?

[Scott Campbell]

This is what I'm going to scratch on Harlan's:

Here lies Harlan
Now he's dead
Known for killing
O'er bad threads

I'm going to leave Harlan a little personal memento at his grave site, and it rhymes with Campbell's "soup".

[SkinBasket]

You can go fuck off you worthless cocksucker.

This is indeed the perfect tombstone engraving for nutz.

Nutz and Skinbasket have already picked out their plots next to each, out at Shady Acres Cemetary in Wauwatosa. They will be eternal bros.

Close, we got plots on either side of your mom so she can forever be the meat in our man sandwich.

And, that makes who look bad?

Dude, you are talking about doubling up on harlan's mom....you and nutz are the losers in that scenario...in the court of public opinion...and sexually.

jealous much?

[Tyrone Bigguns]

You can go fuck off you worthless cocksucker.

This is indeed the perfect tombstone engraving for nutz.

Nutz and Skinbasket have already picked out their plots next to each, out at Shady Acres Cemetary in Wauwatosa. They will be eternal bros.

Close, we got plots on either side of your mom so she can forever be the meat in our man sandwich.

And, that makes who look bad?

Dude, you are talking about doubling up on harlan's mom....you and nutz are the losers in that scenario...in the court of public opinion...and sexually.

jealous much?

Yead, totally jealous...the idea of fucking Harlan's decrepit old mom is driving me insane with jealousy

[Zool]

[Deputy Nutz]

You can go fuck off you worthless cocksucker.

This is indeed the perfect tombstone engraving for nutz.

Nutz and Skinbasket have already picked out their plots next to each, out at Shady Acres Cemetary in Wauwatosa. They will be eternal bros.

Close, we got plots on either side of your mom so she can forever be the meat in our man sandwich.

I can't wait to die.