facebook

[gex]

the most annoying thing about facebook are the stupid ass games people play. so and so just bought a cow. so and so's mafia just robbed a bank. that shit gets old. I can get past the twitter posts, but those damn games take too much space!

you can HIDE every single one pretty easily. on your home page where everyone's news is filtering down, move your cursor over the right side of the app in question, a HIDE button will pop up. if you click it you will be prompted to hide the person who posted it, or just to hide the application, or neither. cleans your news feed up in a hurry.

What he said....I have hidden just about every app. post that will ever come up, and I've hidden some of my friends who post 1000 times a day about every fkn breath they take. Opens a lot of space for the cooler and more enjoyable status updates.

[Harlan Huckleby]

thanks for the hiding tip. I was hoping for an overtly rude and offensive solution, but the passive aggressive approach does the job.

[Bretsky]

On FB

[CaptainKickass]

Fuck Facebook.

And fuck most, and perhaps all other social networking sites.

I got hornswaggled into Myspace back in the day - when there was no facebook. Then - just as I get all dialed into myspace - everyone jumps off the myspace bandwagon and on to Facebook. Then suddenly its a fucking bandwagon for Twitter.

If you don't have my personal email address or my cell phone number - then I'm not really your friend. And...I probably don't want to be. Especially if you want to friend me on Facebook or ask me to follow you on your damn Twitter account.

And don't even get me started on my theory that all this social networking and constantly useless instant updating is really just bringing us closer to a unified consciousness and is the precursor for the next step in human evolution:

[MichiganPackerFan]

Re: facebook

This is the picture I chose for my profile, it expresses my presence there:

Really looks like Beaker:

[Harlan Huckleby]

If you don't have my personal email address or my cell phone number - then I'm not really your friend. And...I probably don't want to be.

Ya, it's a little like looking for true love in a whorehouse. I've sent messages to some of the people that friended me and they ignore them. Sort of like our non-relationship in the real world. It seems to be a contest to demonstrate your personal magneticism by attracting 500 BFFs.

Still, I urge all to submit to the machine. There are two kinds of people in the world, people on facebook, and future unibombers.

[Brando19]

On FB.

[swede]

manifesto manifesto boom

[Maxie the Taxi]

I is not on FACEBOOK.

It's a communist plot. Gorbachev is one of the original founders.

[Scott Campbell]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Zuckerberg

[MJZiggy]

the most annoying thing about facebook are the stupid ass games people play. so and so just bought a cow. so and so's mafia just robbed a bank. that shit gets old. I can get past the twitter posts, but those damn games take too much space!

you can HIDE every single one pretty easily. on your home page where everyone's news is filtering down, move your cursor over the right side of the app in question, a HIDE button will pop up. if you click it you will be prompted to hide the person who posted it, or just to hide the application, or neither. cleans your news feed up in a hurry.

That. is. WONDERFUL. So much better. I'm still not paying monthly for the honor of membership, though.

[SkinBasket]

I found this personal mission statement on a friend of a friend's page today and thought how wonderful life is (emphasis added):

TOOK ME A MINUTE 2REALIZE ALOT BUT BETTER NOW DEN LATER. I'M LIVIN 4ME WIT NO REGRETS. MY ONLY GOAL IS 2MOVE FOWARD NEVER BACKWARDS. NOT SIMPLE MINDED BUT COCKY N 2THAT I LOVE. I'M BOOK SMART N STREET SMART SO TELL ME SUMTHIN I DNT NO! LEO IS MY SIGN

[Freak Out]

Fucker ain't no Leo.