OK Nutz, let's say you're at a bar dancing with a nice young lady when all of a sudden her not-so-nice, ugly as hell friend comes up and tries to take her away. And let's say that none of your friends are willing to talk with tihs ass ugly girl while you try to finish the deal. What do you do?
I am going to give ya a big no on that one, even though it is a bit tempting. Hopefully your second cousin has a friend, and any friend no matter what she looks like will do at that point, you don't want to wake up with your second cousin's head burried in your crotch.Originally Posted by NickCollins
You have to be super nice to her ugly ass friend. She is for sure a road block to your success, but now she is your challenge, you have your meal payed for, you put in the work on that delicious beauty that you were dancing with, now you just have to clear the place setting. Buy the friend a drink at the bar, if they want to leave because she is hungry, invite them over for pizza or whatever, play up to the friends needs. Maybe ask them back to your house because you have some bomb ass weed, or convince the ugly girl that you have a roommate that had to stay in and study. Whatever you do don't treat the friend like shit, the hottie your with knows her friend is a dog, but she wants her treated with a little respect. This respect will go a long way considering if your hookup last a bit longer. You don't want to have a pissed off nagging friend to deal with during your relationship with this lady.
Is there point to marrying someone if they both don't want children? How do you convince a friend, politely, to dump a chick non of guys like?
Dear Nutz, I love your column and hope you can help me!
I am a no-hoper-bum-Aussie-Pack addict, married to a quaint Austrian girl. She says I should get a job, forget the Pack and sober up. Well, I got a job....But she wants the Grand Slam.
I'm not sure how I should gauge the sacrifice versus the reward. Do you have a nice scale that I could use as a measurement?
HOFer
Never sacrifice the Pack!
Marriage isn't about kids. If you love someone and you both want a trustworthy loving union then why not get married.
If you ask a guy to dump his chick then he most likely will think that you are an asshole. In every group of guys at least on of the bastards hooks up with a girl that is a royal bitch. What can you do? Well I wouldn't say shit to him about your feelings, as long as you want to keep him as your friend. Here is what you can do, call him up and tell him about your wild weekend on how you met this totally hot ice dancer and got to hang out with all of her skating girl friends, and that you tried to call him but he wasn't home, or that you didn't call him because you didn't want to screw anything up with his relationship. Really lay it on thick, do this for about 8 weekends in a row, come up with incredible erotic stories that may or may not have happened. Hopefully he realizes how great it would be to be single again and hanging out with the guys.
Sacrifice verses reward? Tell her that you already married her and isn't that enough of a sacrifice.
Austrians are hard working people, I think you fucked yourself.
Give up the drink, no reason to get sloshed in front of the family, and if your not then how does she know your drinking? If your going out to the bar after work and spending time away from the family, then do your drinking at home instead. Maybe she will realize that it is better for you to do your drinking some where else.
My only other advice to you since this is a dating column and not a marriage advice column is for your to give a little to get a little. Do some kind of bullshit around the house, take the kids to a park for the day, do some shoping with the wife. Then she might relax with your habits.
I disagree - you're saying you can't have a long lasting, loving, trust filled relationship w/o signing a piece of paper or buying a piece of metal. 50% of marriages end in divorce - most unhappily. Some people need that - not me.Marriage isn't about kids. If you love someone and you both want a trustworthy loving union then why not get married.
Regarding my buddy, I wish I could make up those stories but I've been with my lady friend for 3.5 years. He knows how everyone feels about this chick b/c he's dumped her before (at which time the gloves came off). Now, he's moved and basically with her 24 hrs. She's a manipulative, unhappy person and he's confused. Unfortunately, I think he's getting ready to ruin his life this fall.
Why not give me all the details right away? I mean christ you ask me a generic question you get a generic response.I disagree - you're saying you can't have a long lasting, loving, trust filled relationship w/o signing a piece of paper or buying a piece of metal. 50% of marriages end in divorce - most unhappily. Some people need that - not me.Marriage isn't about kids. If you love someone and you both want a trustworthy loving union then why not get married.
Regarding my buddy, I wish I could make up those stories but I've been with my lady friend for 3.5 years. He knows how everyone feels about this chick b/c he's dumped her before (at which time the gloves came off). Now, he's moved and basically with her 24 hrs. She's a manipulative, unhappy person and he's confused. Unfortunately, I think he's getting ready to ruin his life this fall.
Your friend is a lost cause, you might as well have a funeral for him.
If you don't want to get married don't, it is that simple. It is a lot easier to fuck someone over when your not married to them.
Dear Nutz,
Bear with me as this is a 25 year old question, and I want to see if I handled it right. See, I met this girl and she was awesome - a complete stunner, and totally committed to making my sexual gratification her number 1 priority in life. We had been dating for a couple of weeks when she admitted to me that she was a Bear fan.
What should I have done?
Well dating a woman that has different interest or that my root for a different sports team can certainly put a strain on a relationship. The Packers and Bears rivalry is serious business, so in turn you should make it serious business in your relationship. You must have two different viewing rooms for sports. You can't watch a Packer game with a Bears fan, and visa versa. When the week comes that the Bears play the Packers, it is time to make a serious wager with this lady that will be paid off in the bed room. You can have your cake and eat it too. And remember she is still a woman and she can't be that manical about football or the Bears as any of us are. She might just root for them because he dad did.
Then again remember this, she will get old, she might get fat, and she might get wrinkles, her boobs will start to sag, she is a Bears fan, which means the odds of her cheating on you are quite good. The Packers will always be there, they will never get old, and they will never leave.
Sex can get old if it is the same old song and dance, but if she was determined to keep your eyes buldging out of your head, and keeps you thinking whats is next in the bed room, or in the park down the steet, or in the bathroom floor of the 7/11 then you might want to hold on to her for a while. If she is bringing her college roomates over and into the bedroom, or she is the one going to the porn shop for little extras in the bedroom then who gives a fuck if her dad is the fucking head coach of the Chicago Bears?
Dear Nutz;I am going to give ya a big no on that one, even though it is a bit tempting. Hopefully your second cousin has a friend, and any friend no matter what she looks like will do at that point, you don't want to wake up with your second cousin's head burried in your crotch.
Does it make a difference if the second cousin he mentioned was a guy?
HOFer
Ahem...Can't?And remember she is still a woman and she can't be that manical about football or the Bears as any of us are.
"Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings
What is the best method of pleasuring a women post date?
What the fuck does "post date" mean?
after the dinner and movie.
Post date = Main event damn it....
Well don't force yourself on her. If this is the first date, lay off, if you went to a dinner and a movie neither one of you are drunk enough to throw caution to the wind. So take it slow, maybe ask her back to your place for coffee and maybe another movie, or if you take her back to her house let her invite you in.
If you have been dating for a while or you manage to get early entry the easiest way to pleasuring a woman is by communication. talk to her make her tell you what she wants, usually when you just guess you fuck up and disappoint her. Ask her what she likes. I am telling all that will listen, the simpliest way to making a woman happy in all aspects of her live is just communicating.
Most woman enjoy the man to go down on them. Again ask her if she likes this, ask her every now and then if your hitting the right spot, or if she is doing ok. The main thing is to pay attention to the little man in the boat, there is no reason to stick your tongue inside her vagina, for godsakes, put your pointer finger in there and don't treat the vagina like your picking your nose, your not searching for anything! You're stroking, when you finally hit the right spot she will let you know with her breathing and whimpering. You make a woman come while going down on her, she will let you do what ever you want next.
Dear Nutz,
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