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  1. 10-24-2011, 05:44 PM #81
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    Lombardi told Starr to "Run it, and let's get the hell out of here!" - 'Ice Bowl' December 31, 1967
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  2. 10-24-2011, 05:57 PM #82
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    The Vasectomy song about 2:00 in is nice:
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    Your FACT for the day from Ole woodbuck27..and that's my pleasure:

    Vasectomy should not be confused with castration, which is ** the surgical removal of the testicle(s). ** That procedure is followed by a voice change that may arguably qualify you for ' the Vienna Boys Choir ':

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0purlSxoKGU
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    Quote Originally Posted by HowardRoark View Post
    16 times; they give you 3 months to do it......I suppose a lot of married guys do this, so that makes sense.
    That's like 5-6 days. Maybe 4 if the wife's out of town.
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  5. 10-24-2011, 08:58 PM #85
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    Quote Originally Posted by HowardRoark View Post
    16 times; they give you 3 months to do it......I suppose a lot of married guys do this, so that makes sense.
    More like 8 years
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  6. 10-28-2011, 11:33 AM #86
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freak Out View Post
    I never had to get cut...the wife got "fixed" during the birth of our last child.
    Horraahhh ! FOR Chauvenism.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HowardRoark View Post
    7 days, most bruising gone, stitches still a little sore.....other than that, it seems like all systems go.
    Did they shave your sack for the surgery?
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  8. 10-31-2011, 10:46 AM #88
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadtownPacker View Post
    Did they shave your sack for the surgery?
    Finally a legitimate question and it goes unanswered. Do they shave you? Do you get to pick the person shaving?
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    This is museum quality stupidity.
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  9. 10-31-2011, 11:51 AM #89
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    You shave your own sack. They provide one of those dry razors so you don't have to suffer the burning indignity of covering your scrotum in shaving cream.
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  10. 10-31-2011, 01:01 PM #90
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    Sack must be shaved.
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  11. 10-31-2011, 01:57 PM #91
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadtownPacker View Post
    Did they shave your sack for the surgery?
    Its an extra $20
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  12. 10-31-2011, 02:31 PM #92
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    Loose lips sink ships.
    Shaved sack, no sweat.
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  13. 10-31-2011, 03:06 PM #93
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    Quote Originally Posted by hoosier View Post
    You shave your own sack. They provide one of those dry razors so you don't have to suffer the burning indignity of covering your scrotum in shaving cream.

    Damn. Hold the Aqua Vulva.
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    bet that's itchy when it grows back.
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  15. 11-03-2011, 10:52 AM #95
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    5 days until that little guy plays with my balls.
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  16. 11-03-2011, 11:11 AM #96
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    Why wait? I'm sure you can find some little guy to play with em now.
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    Harlan's an 8 hour drive away.
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  18. 11-08-2011, 07:07 AM #98
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket View Post
    5 days until that little guy plays with my balls.
    Jim Beam on the Cheerios today?
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  19. 11-08-2011, 09:56 AM #99
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    de-balling isn't til 5:30, so I'll just drink afterward.
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  20. 11-08-2011, 10:07 AM #100
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    Good luck!

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