Quote Originally Posted by Fritz View Post
spider man, spider man,
likes to read when he's on the can.
Spins a log, every time,
Drops a turd on a dime.

And on to Brent...most interesting to me is that according to the source Brent would listen, at least - but he still might say no!

He wants them to want him, he needs them to need him, etc.
Most interesting thing is that BRETT said if they came calling, he would listen. THE BEARS said they ain't calling. Unrequited love alas.