Bottom line is I'm obsolete. I shoulda known when that coed didn't fall for me, Ziggy.
^^^ That was good, Zig.
[QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.
Wrong. Zigs and I (yes, I am speaking for you too Zigs so hang tough) are putting forth comments based in humor, it's in jest my friend. Hmmmm.... I wonder why you are prompted to respond to this as anything less than a humor based female stereotypical "could see it coming (no pun intended) from a mile away" attitudinal response.... hmmmmmm.... Geesh... men are always so touchy when it comes to a girls toys and their "professed" love of said toys... Freud professed Penis Envy... I guess we "Broads" can profess "Plastic Envy".... LOLZ!
Football been very very good to me
I had a beautiful Philipino GF when I was around 22. She was OMG gorgeous. She had a toy and, well, it really screwed up her idea of sex. Just my limited experience, but I don't touch women anymore if the use gadgets.
I know Chrissie. Pig. Dumped her manager because his wife was diagnosed with HIV.
One man who is never wrong about the ladies:
"Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck