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    Hands-to-the-face Rat HOFer 3irty1's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by swede View Post
    Harlan or Partial?

    Harlan. After getting knocked to the ground and pummeled for a while Harlan would grab a rock...and I respect that.
    Friend of mine ran into Partial this weekend on Water St. In Milwaukee. Partial ended up throwing a bottle at him as he walked away.
    70% of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Al Harris.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3irty1 View Post
    Friend of mine ran into Partial this weekend on Water St. In Milwaukee. Partial ended up throwing a bottle at him as he walked away.
    I keep forgetting he is a real person.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3irty1 View Post
    Friend of mine ran into Partial this weekend on Water St. In Milwaukee. Partial ended up throwing a bottle at him as he walked away.
    he's a bad mofo!

    Partial vs Bruce Lee?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freak Out View Post
    Awesome........man I loved that episode.
    Repped for getting the allusion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by woodbuck27 View Post
    Bruse Lee would have hit him ten times before Chuck could have gotten his hands up and chin tucked in.

    Bullshit. Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet, and the loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

    Chuck would land 10 roundhouse kicks to the face before Bruce even knew there was a fight on.
    Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass, he just stares at it and dares it to grow

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    Cats vs. Easy Cheesey.

    Cats......cuz her and Mike's trailer already rots of human and animal piss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Whiskey View Post
    he's a bad mofo!

    Partial vs Bruce Lee?
    Good thing for Bruce that he's dead. Partial would eat him for lunch. Up one side of him...down the other.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SnakeLH2006 View Post
    Cats vs. Easy Cheesey.

    Cats......cuz her and Mike's trailer already rots of human and animal piss.

    Now..... does Cats have to be in the same room as Easy Cheesey?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunakor View Post
    Bullshit. Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet, and the loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

    Chuck would land 10 roundhouse kicks to the face before Bruce even knew there was a fight on.

    Ohh my goodness!! Gunakor I'm so sorry. I forgot you could use your feet. That it wasn't hand to hand combat.

    Also.....

    I didn't even suspect that Chuck Norris was from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Are you related?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SnakeLH2006 View Post
    Cats vs. Easy Cheesey.

    Cats......cuz her and Mike's trailer already rots of human and animal piss.
    You seriously need to stop. This feud isn't even entertaining.
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    Who's cats?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Upnorth View Post
    Who's cats?
    I think Snake envisions that Easy Cheezy lives in a lonely trailor park with dozens of smelly cats, which explains her secret envy of Snake's more virile existence as one of life's winners.

    Interesting theory, interesting theory.

    I know everyone has slammed Snake in his romance/battle with Easy Cheezy, I'm throwing-in with Snake. He's an obnoxious dick, sure, but by golly he's got spunk. Hey, I made an *excellent* double entendre there! Maybe Skin "Dice" Basket will like me now!

    I do think Easy Cheezy has excellent taste in music, so I will play on both sides of the war to an extent.

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    Who would have thought snake's bragging about bumpin-n-grindin the ladies meant he fights women.

    Might have to change him from Poser Rat to sissy rat

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadtownPacker View Post
    Who would have thought snake's bragging about bumpin-n-grindin the ladies meant he fights women.

    Might have to change him from Poser Rat to sissy rat
    You spics are all about macho men protecting the ladies. Then behind closed doors, it's the lady running the show and calling the shots. With exception of the occasional wife-beater. When I come visit I'll find out the truth, but I think I know that a trash-talking chump like you is taking a dildo-up-the ass at home.

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    Harlan, in your professional assessment, is it possible that Snake is projecting his vision of an ideal woman on Easy and hates himself for his inner feelings?

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    Another interesting theory. Also plausible.

    I think they are very much in love, and this all is going to resolve happily. Watch and learn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3irty1 View Post
    You seriously need to stop. This feud isn't even entertaining.
    True, but EC can hold her own.

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    I think what they need is 'their song'. I recommend tainted love. Anyone have a suggestion?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Upnorth View Post
    I think what they need is 'their song'. I recommend tainted love. Anyone have a suggestion?
    Oh, I think Snake would be very intrigued by the concept of tainted love. Judging by the photos he posts, he has a fascination with taint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Upnorth View Post
    I think what they need is 'their song'. I recommend tainted love. Anyone have a suggestion?
    My favorite version.

    C.H.U.D.

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