Dear Nutz

[SkinBasket]

How are you?

[Deputy Nutz]

Well how nice of you to ask, I am doing fine physically, but I have been a bit done emotionally the past week, anything you know of that can cheer me up?

How has your week been going?

[Deputy Nutz]

Nutz is concerned. I am sitting here thinking that this thread was a huge hoax. Skinbasket doesn't actually want to have an on going converstation with me. Does he think he is above that type of relationship?

Maybe he laughs at me behind my back for being silly and reading vampire novels.

[Freak Out]

Nutz is concerned. I am sitting here thinking that this thread was a huge hoax. Skinbasket doesn't actually want to have an on going converstation with me. Does he think he is above that type of relationship?

Maybe he laughs at me behind my back for being silly and reading vampire novels.

Don't fucking tell me your a Twilight reader.

Speaking of vampires has anyone else seen "let the right one in"? Interesting Swedish vampire flick.

[SkinBasket]

I thought of it more as a replacement for PM. If we aren't going to be allowed to conduct our business privately, then I guess everyone's going to have to see just how little goes on behind our closed doors.

It was insensitive of me not to reply however. My week was good. We have swine flu. The kids' eyes are full of puss and snot has become the most commonly consumed thing in the house. I've been enough places now that I think a majority of the state will be fucked by Wednesday.

I don't know what can cheer you up that we haven't already shared. I could give you that Spaceballs porno spoof when we're done with it. It's like 4 hours long though and desperately in need of some editing.

[Scott Campbell]

The kids' eyes are full of puss and snot has become the most commonly consumed thing in the house.


I'm not familiar with your cooking abilities. Is that considered an upgrade?

[Deputy Nutz]

Nutz is concerned. I am sitting here thinking that this thread was a huge hoax. Skinbasket doesn't actually want to have an on going converstation with me. Does he think he is above that type of relationship?

Maybe he laughs at me behind my back for being silly and reading vampire novels.

Don't fucking tell me your a Twilight reader.

Speaking of vampires has anyone else seen "let the right one in"? Interesting Swedish vampire flick.

I read the books, they were touching, but then I threw up, when I saw a really ugly fat teenage girl at this outing I was at with my family, her t-shirt said, and I quote, "I don't want to be a princess, I would rather be a vampire."

Her life is going places.


Skin, Swine Flu? I warned you about that preschool, but you wouldn't listen to me.

[Aaron12odgers]

I thought of it more as a replacement for PM. If we aren't going to be allowed to conduct our business privately, then I guess everyone's going to have to see just how little goes on behind our closed doors.




So the stay at home dad doesn't know how to use email. :lol:

[Deputy Nutz]

Partial,

Shut the fuck up and post under your regular name. You have been outed.

[Aaron12odgers]

Partial,

Shut the fuck up and post under your regular name. You have been outed.

I'm not Partial.

[SkinBasket]

No you're just the mysterious stranger that blows into town to agree with anything Partial says, who appeared right around the time his account was being suspended, who uses the same mannerisms and emoticons, and keeps the same hours he does. The guy who's only posted in the Lost thread or to make comments about myself or nutz. If you're not Partial, you should be worried, because no one wants to end up like Partial.

So in case you're just someone who really likes Partial and happens to be the only person in the world that thinks like him, I'll tell you what I told him. Take the opportunity of new ownership to make a fresh start that doesn't include personal insults. No one here is interested in reading that garbage anymore and while I've been guilty of it in the past, I won't engage such dim witted behavior anymore. All it leads to is either someone posting a bunch of shit they would never back up in real life or threatening to post personal information of posters. Grow up [Partial].

[Scott Campbell]

Partial,

Shut the fuck up and post under your regular name. You have been outed.

I'm not Partial.

http://popcornmuscles.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/vince-young-hurt.jpg

[mraynrand]

Partialism - A fetish in which a person is sexually attracted to a specific body part exclusive of the person

[Scott Campbell]

Scott Campbell continues to thank Madtown for his lengthy service to the PackerRats community, and wishes him and his family the very best in his retirement from forum owner.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Scott, let bygones be bygones, this is Mad's angry, proud Mexican way of extending you an olive branch.

In my opinion, there is much truth to Skinbasket's rant. Mad's forum beautification program the last six months led to frequent manhood tests and backfired.

We have a lot of wise-asses and trouble makers in this forum, and you know who we are. I'm glad MAd's tour of duty as Vice Principal is over and he can just be his swell, lovable self.

[Partial]

Partial,

Shut the fuck up and post under your regular name. You have been outed.

You jackass. Why would I post under a different name just to take a shot at manny existance of you and Skinster?

[SkinBasket]

Partial,

Shut the fuck up and post under your regular name. You have been outed.

You jackass. Why would I post under a different name just to take a shot at manny existance of you and Skinster?

How many times are you going to respond to the same post?

[Partial]

One. BTW, can you ask your wife if I can borrow some money for some bumper plates? I figure if they fund a jag like yourself, perhaps they could fund a good guy like myself.

[SkinBasket]

One. BTW, can you ask your wife if I can borrow some money for some bumper plates? I figure if they fund a jag like yourself, perhaps they could fund a good guy like myself.

No. I won't ask. You should learn to ask for things nicer.

Plenty of people have told you this (the new ownership) would be a great opportunity for you to stop with the personal attacks on other posters. You'll make a bad first impression.

[Aaron12odgers]

Look, I'm not the same poster as Partial. When I first registered, I read a Skinbasket-Partial fight thread. I find it funny that Skinbasket needs to act like a moron on an internet forum to make up for the fact that he doesn't wear to pants in his house.

[hoosier]

Look, I'm not the same poster as Partial. When I first registered, I read a Skinbasket-Partial fight thread. I find it funny that Skinbasket needs to act like a moron on an internet forum to make up for the fact that he doesn't wear to pants in his house.

Why don't you try taking care of kids for just one day before you start ridiculing others who do so? My best guess is that you'll be reduced to a quivering mass of jello before the sun sets.

[mraynrand]

Look, I'm not the same poster as Partial. When I first registered, I read a Skinbasket-Partial fight thread. I find it funny that Skinbasket needs to act like a moron on an internet forum to make up for the fact that he doesn't wear to pants in his house.

Why don't you try taking care of kids for just one day before you start ridiculing others who do so? My best guess is that you'll be reduced to a quivering mass of jello before the sun sets.

Speaking of which, when taking care of younger kids, those Jello pudding pops work well to keep them occupied and quiet for about 5 minutes/pop. That's plenty of time to go into the bedroom and emit primal screams into your pillow, mourning for your lost personality.

[hoosier]

Look, I'm not the same poster as Partial. When I first registered, I read a Skinbasket-Partial fight thread. I find it funny that Skinbasket needs to act like a moron on an internet forum to make up for the fact that he doesn't wear to pants in his house.

Why don't you try taking care of kids for just one day before you start ridiculing others who do so? My best guess is that you'll be reduced to a quivering mass of jello before the sun sets.

Speaking of which, when taking care of younger kids, those Jello pudding pops work well to keep them occupied and quiet for about 5 minutes/pop. That's plenty of time to go into the bedroom and emit primal screams into your pillow, mourning for your lost personality.

If you accidentally leave the rest of the box hanging over the edge of the counter when you go, I think you can actually score twenty minutes.

[SkinBasket]

Look, I'm not the same poster as Partial. When I first registered, I read a Skinbasket-Partial fight thread. I find it funny that Skinbasket needs to act like a moron on an internet forum to make up for the fact that he doesn't wear to pants in his house.

I find it "funny" that within an hour of the new owner introducing himself, Partial went right back to the things that brought him to the brink of being banned several times before and that not-Partial followed suit. Not-Partial seems to have some strong personal opinions about other posters for someone with 18 posts.

But I digress... Some people grow up, others keep playing dress-up but can't seem to get the voice right. No matter how many different tones they try, they always sound the same. Next thing you know they're making skin suits out of people and dancing naked in front of the mirror.

[Zool]

Look, I'm not the same poster as Partial. When I first registered, I read a Skinbasket-Partial fight thread. I find it funny that Skinbasket needs to act like a moron on an internet forum to make up for the fact that he doesn't wear to pants in his house.

I find it "funny" that within an hour of the new owner introducing himself, Partial went right back to the things that brought him to the brink of being banned several times before and that not-Partial followed suit. Not-Partial seems to have some strong personal opinions about other posters for someone with 18 posts.

But I digress... Some people grow up, others keep playing dress-up but can't seem to get the voice right. No matter how many different tones they try, they always sound the same. Next thing you know they're making skin suits out of people and dancing naked in front of the mirror.

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."

[GrnBay007]

Look, I'm not the same poster as Partial. When I first registered, I read a Skinbasket-Partial fight thread. I find it funny that Skinbasket needs to act like a moron on an internet forum to make up for the fact that he doesn't wear to pants in his house.

When you first registererd? Hmm.... I don't think they've had THAT argument recently.

[Administrator]

I do not want to start off on the wrong foot so I am asking that these personal attacks please stop now. It is not acceptable on any forum that wishes to succeed.

[Partial]

Look, I'm not the same poster as Partial. When I first registered, I read a Skinbasket-Partial fight thread. I find it funny that Skinbasket needs to act like a moron on an internet forum to make up for the fact that he doesn't wear to pants in his house.

I find it "funny" that within an hour of the new owner introducing himself, Partial went right back to the things that brought him to the brink of being banned several times before and that not-Partial followed suit. Not-Partial seems to have some strong personal opinions about other posters for someone with 18 posts.

But I digress... Some people grow up, others keep playing dress-up but can't seem to get the voice right. No matter how many different tones they try, they always sound the same. Next thing you know they're making skin suits out of people and dancing naked in front of the mirror.

I suspect that the other poster is you, just so you have a whipping boy to take shots at. I have no idea who that other guy is, but have debated with him in the Lost thread I know. Do you honestly think I debated myself? That's just pathetic, dude, and you need to get a life.

How many IP addresses do you think I have? Don't you think that is a massive red flag. Give me an effin break dude.

[SkinBasket]

Look, I'm not the same poster as Partial. When I first registered, I read a Skinbasket-Partial fight thread. I find it funny that Skinbasket needs to act like a moron on an internet forum to make up for the fact that he doesn't wear to pants in his house.

I find it "funny" that within an hour of the new owner introducing himself, Partial went right back to the things that brought him to the brink of being banned several times before and that not-Partial followed suit. Not-Partial seems to have some strong personal opinions about other posters for someone with 18 posts.

But I digress... Some people grow up, others keep playing dress-up but can't seem to get the voice right. No matter how many different tones they try, they always sound the same. Next thing you know they're making skin suits out of people and dancing naked in front of the mirror.

I suspect that the other poster is you, just so you have a whipping boy to take shots at. I have no idea who that other guy is, but have debated with him in the Lost thread I know. Do you honestly think I debated myself? That's just pathetic, dude, and you need to get a life.

How many IP addresses do you think I have? Don't you think that is a massive red flag. Give me an effin break dude.

You'll notice I've taken no "shots" at not-Partial, a courtesy not mutually extended. Yes, I do believe you would debate yourself about Lost. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me in the least to be honest. As to your last point, you've already bragged about how much information you've collected on certain members, so I'm sure a smart computer guy like yourself could figure out spoofing an IP.

Ultimately, however, it doesn't matter how many of you there are. You speak with the same voice and you're the only one[s] here still interested in personally attacking people - men, women, and children alike. So get over yourse[lf/lves] and try to act like a civilized human being please.

[Scott Campbell]

I do not want to start off on the wrong foot so I am asking that these personal attacks please stop now. It is not acceptable on any forum that wishes to succeed.



We'll all be watching intently to see if you can heal the rift between Partial and Skin.

No pressure. :lol:

[Partial]

It won't heal because Skin keeps doing stupid shit like posting that I have two accounts.

Right, four years in, I just decided to start another account and respond to myself? WTF? :?:

[mraynrand]

I do not want to start off on the wrong foot so I am asking that these personal attacks please stop now. It is not acceptable on any forum that wishes to succeed.



We'll all be watching intently to see if you can heal the rift between Partial and Skin.

No pressure. :lol:

It's looking more like the rift will be cauterized.

[hoosier]

I do not want to start off on the wrong foot so I am asking that these personal attacks please stop now. It is not acceptable on any forum that wishes to succeed.



We'll all be watching intently to see if you can heal the rift between Partial and Skin.

No pressure. :lol:

It's looking more like the rift will be cauterized.

My money's on amputation.

[SkinBasket]

It won't heal because Skin keeps doing stupid shit like posting that I have two accounts.

Right, four years in, I just decided to start another account and respond to myself? WTF? :?:

WTF indeed. You might want to refer to the post where not-Partial brought my personal life into this thread or your post bringing my family into this thread before you start talking about healing.

All I've done is point out the similarities in your two accounts. They are striking and numerous. I've also asked both of you to discontinue personally attacking other posters here, but considering you couldn't wait even an entire day after the ownership change to revert to the same morally and socially detestable behavior that almost got you banned under Madtown, I'm not holding my breath.

If you don't like my opinion that you are Partial and not-Partial, then debate that point - if you are able. Don't start trying to make cracks about my family.

[Partial]

Right Skin, you want everyone to discontinue the personally attacks -- except for you -- classy.

Debate that point: How the hell does one debate that? I don't have any proof. Nor do you. Cut the shit.

[SkinBasket]

Right Skin, you want everyone to discontinue the personally attacks -- except for you -- classy.

Debate that point: How the hell does one debate that? I don't have any proof. Nor do you. Cut the shit.

Point to where I've attacked you personally, Partial. I have a problem with the abusive manner in which you post, whether it's directed at me or someone else. It's that simple. I've made my case for why I feel you and not-Partial are the same person. I can't force you to respond in an intellectual manner, just like I can't force you to stop bringing people's personal lives into the forum. I simply hope that there's some decency in you that matures enough for you to realize how deplorable your actions are at times.

[Partial]

Right Skin, you want everyone to discontinue the personally attacks -- except for you -- classy.

Debate that point: How the hell does one debate that? I don't have any proof. Nor do you. Cut the shit.

Point to where I've attacked you personally, Partial. I have a problem with the abusive manner in which you post, whether it's directed at me or someone else. It's that simple. I've made my case for why I feel you and not-Partial are the same person. I can't force you to respond in an intellectual manner, just like I can't force you to stop bringing people's personal lives into the forum. I simply hope that there's some decency in you that matures enough for you to realize how deplorable your actions are at times.

I have a problem with the abusive manner in which you post, whether it's directed at me or someone else. It's that simple. I can't force you to respond in an intellectual manner, just like I can't force you to stop bringing people's personal lives into the forum. I simply hope that there's some decency in you that matures enough for you to realize how deplorable your actions are at times.

[Harlan Huckleby]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7OC0YbG2fek/R0rPdDaAWNI/AAAAAAAAD00/TsGIUkEw_kg/s400/mikeshermansleeping.jpg

[SkinBasket]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7OC0YbG2fek/R0rPdDaAWNI/AAAAAAAAD00/TsGIUkEw_kg/s400/mikeshermansleeping.jpg

[Deputy Nutz]

This is sad, who let Partial in on my private messaging service with Skinbasket. He is ruining everything.

[Harlan Huckleby]

i don't think anybody got skinbasket's joke

[GrnBay007]

OK, I admit......I didn't get it.


? ? ...help

:P

[Harlan Huckleby]

I think he was saying that I'm boring, or "I know you are but what am I?"

never mind, maybe the joke is only in my head.

[GrnBay007]

never mind, maybe the joke is only in my head.

No worries....those are the best anyway!!! :D

[SkinBasket]

This is sad, who let Partial in on my private messaging service with Skinbasket. He is ruining everything.

We try to make something nice around here and some people just can't help themselves. They're like the obnoxious retarded kid on the playground that would push his way into any group of kids and ruin the game or conversation just to try to fit in and not feel left out. They never realize that if they just did their own thing, they would feel just as much of the playground as everyone else.

We were just the cool kids, smoking behind the PE shed and talking about girls when these yahoos came smashing around the corner flailing their arms yelling, "What's up guys!" and knocking our smokes on the ground. Not cool.

[SkinBasket]

Anyway, back on topic. Nutz, last night I made steak sandwiches. Sliced flame broiled fillet on Italian bread topped with garlic butter sauteed mushrooms, melted provolone, and finally a sunny side up egg so when you press the buns together, the egg has an eggasm and the yolk spills all down over the meat and buns.

It was pretty good. But I left the cheese out all night. 4 slices of perfectly good provolone gone. Wasted. We need to go out soon to celebrate the life and times of those 4 slices of cheese and ponder what they could have done had their time here on earth not been so tragically snipped short.

[Zool]

the egg has an eggasm and the yolk spills all down over the meat and buns.

At least you had the good sense to pull it out of the oven first.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Do you and Nutz "make a steak sandwhich" every night?

That sounds like a cholesteral sandwhich you are making there. Me, I'm eating salads and slamming fish oil tablets so I can get off statin drugs, which kill you faster than any steak sandwich.

[SkinBasket]

Jesus Harlan, if you would get off the couch more than once a week to empty the piss bucket you could eat some real food.

[Deputy Nutz]

Anyway, back on topic. Nutz, last night I made steak sandwiches. Sliced flame broiled fillet on Italian bread topped with garlic butter sauteed mushrooms, melted provolone, and finally a sunny side up egg so when you press the buns together, the egg has an eggasm and the yolk spills all down over the meat and buns.

It was pretty good. But I left the cheese out all night. 4 slices of perfectly good provolone gone. Wasted. We need to go out soon to celebrate the life and times of those 4 slices of cheese and ponder what they could have done had their time here on earth not been so tragically snipped short.

I make a lovely breakfast sandwich much the same way. Substitute bacon for steak, add some tomatoes, letuce, mayo, cheese, green peppers and onion.

[Freak Out]

Anyway, back on topic. Nutz, last night I made steak sandwiches. Sliced flame broiled fillet on Italian bread topped with garlic butter sauteed mushrooms, melted provolone, and finally a sunny side up egg so when you press the buns together, the egg has an eggasm and the yolk spills all down over the meat and buns.

It was pretty good. But I left the cheese out all night. 4 slices of perfectly good provolone gone. Wasted. We need to go out soon to celebrate the life and times of those 4 slices of cheese and ponder what they could have done had their time here on earth not been so tragically snipped short.

I make a lovely breakfast sandwich much the same way. Substitute bacon for steak, add some tomatoes, letuce, mayo, cheese, green peppers and onion.

Now that sounds a lot better than Skinbasket and his salmonella fest sandwich.

[SkinBasket]

Dear Nutz,

I hope Tarlam! is okay. Such a big event and he's off the grid. I don't like it. BTW, is your PM working or not?

[SkinBasket]

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/03/25/spiderman.jpg

[Deputy Nutz]

Dear Skinbasket,

Life has been pretty busy lately. I sold a Mobile Home that I didn't even own at the time. Good news, bad news, I had a buyer for another one, but he was not approved by the park. I got in a car accident with my wife's car. not good at all. Have to repair the van again, alternator, bummer. Have a new buy for unsold mobile home, sort of good news, fingers are crossed.

How are you?

[SkinBasket]

Dear Nutz,

I'm sorry for your loss. Not much new here. Been setting up new computers for the in-laws in Butler and since their old one was garbage, it's gone from simple task to pain in the ass - mainly because I've used all my long cat5 cables and won't get more for a few days. Would like to rewire the cable to help them, but you've seen the condition of that house.

Kid got his first stitches. Those come out today. Right in the middle of the forehead. His face was literally covered in blood, but he was laughing 5 minutes later.

[GrnBay007]

You two must have lost your cell phone privileges......like my son. :wink:

It's been a month and his grades have greatly improved. :D

[SkinBasket]

You two must have lost your cell phone privileges......like my son. :wink:

So... what you're saying is that you want your son to be like us? That's what I'm hearing. We might have an internship opening this summer in basic lawn care and mobile home rehabilitation if he's interested.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/84/Osaka_Dance.gif

[GrnBay007]

You two must have lost your cell phone privileges......like my son. :wink:

So... what you're saying is that you want your son to be like us? That's what I'm hearing. We might have an internship opening this summer in basic lawn care and mobile home rehabilitation if he's interested.


:shock: :shock:

Are you crazy?!?! He's my baby!!! :P

[Scott Campbell]

I think Skin and Nutz would be outstanding role models if they only had better taste in pornography.

[Joemailman]

Come to think of it, Skin and Nutz would be a great name for a porn movie production company.

[Deputy Nutz]

Come to think of it, Skin and Nutz would be a great name for a porn movie production company.
Speaking of which, I am casting for any midgets that are interested in porn, they must also be gay.

[Scott Campbell]

Come to think of it, Skin and Nutz would be a great name for a porn movie production company.
Speaking of which, I am casting for any midgets that are interested in porn, they must also be gay.


How tall is Harlan?

[Harlan Huckleby]

ITs not the size of the dog in the fight, its the ..... i forget the rest.

I guess I'll have to come to the poster game to have sex with all the fellas and Ziggy to prove I'm not gay.

[Harlan Huckleby]

http://www.sequelsolutions.biz/obama.jpg

I look at these pics and don't feel a thing. No way am I gay.

[Scott Campbell]

Yeah, but you might as well be.

http://www.weeklystandard.com/weblogs/TWSFP/hillary-clinton.jpg

[SkinBasket]

Dear Nutz,

Not that I ever really had any choice, but I'm on for Saturday. Did you want to leave early and hit up the OG or save that experience for next week?

[Deputy Nutz]

Dear Nutz,

Not that I ever really had any choice, but I'm on for Saturday. Did you want to leave early and hit up the OG or save that experience for next week?

Oh I think I will pick you up early, look at your house, act like I am a professional contractor for a while and see what the exterior of your house is gonna need. You will offer me a beer, I will smile. I will drink the offered beer and then I will tell you what you are gonna have to pay me to paint your lovely house.

[mraynrand]

Yeah, but you might as well be.

http://www.weeklystandard.com/weblogs/TWSFP/hillary-clinton.jpg

http://www.sherylfranklin.com/images/trek/women/classic/vina014.jpg

This is the Female's natural appearance.

[Scott Campbell]

How pathetic is it that I know that woman is from a Star Trek episode.

[Freak Out]

How pathetic is it that I know that woman is from a Star Trek episode.

Not pathetic at all....that was the Christopher Pike episode where Spock commandeers the Enterprise if I remember correctly.

[Scott Campbell]

How pathetic is it that I know that woman is from a Star Trek episode.

Not pathetic at all....that was the Christopher Pike episode where Spock commandeers the Enterprise if I remember correctly.


Now I'm not feeling nearly as pathetic. Thanks for cheering me up. :lol:

[Freak Out]

How pathetic is it that I know that woman is from a Star Trek episode.

Not pathetic at all....that was the Christopher Pike episode where Spock commandeers the Enterprise if I remember correctly.


Now I'm not feeling nearly as pathetic. Thanks for cheering me up. :lol:

Glad to be of help. :lol:

[SnakeLH2006]

Partial,

Shut the fuck up and post under your regular name. You have been outed.

I'm not Partial.

If I was a politician, I'd use a platform that says Nutz is True. Not much is true. But that is. Hey, we all die. Taxes suck. Aaron12odgers is and always was/is Partial. 30 posts, but you been around a year and post to defend/sound just like Partial. Yes you are. You are outed. And your 30 posts all suck much ass. More than ass....kinda like the 2 girls 1 cup thing. Yes that bad. Really, really bad. :x

[SnakeLH2006]

I think Skin and Nutz would be outstanding role models if they only had better taste in pornography.

Ass to mouth...Snakes been doing it with girls for a decade and it only got fame for the last 5 years. Fuck that shit. I should be running this shit. Bangbus? Shit Snake was doing BangCars for the last 10 years in/off college..just saying....don't mind seeing my weiner in porn if it makes me money.

[SkinBasket]

Dear Nutz,

Not that I ever really had any choice, but I'm on for Saturday. Did you want to leave early and hit up the OG or save that experience for next week?

Oh I think I will pick you up early, look at your house, act like I am a professional contractor for a while and see what the exterior of your house is gonna need. You will offer me a beer, I will smile. I will drink the offered beer and then I will tell you what you are gonna have to pay me to paint your lovely house.

Call before you come. I'll find something to cover my cock with. I think I washed a tube sock last night. This one still had the toe.

[Deputy Nutz]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a303/DiGiTaLiCeBLaSt/NewBitmapImage-1.jpg

Sweet mother of god.

[SkinBasket]

I'm still not sure whether the bar was full of Machida fans or racists. They really enjoyed that.

[Freak Out]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a303/DiGiTaLiCeBLaSt/NewBitmapImage-1.jpg

Sweet mother of god.

He might be dreaming of his mother considering he's asleep. :lol: How long was he down?

[SkinBasket]

Only a few seconds. He'll be okay.

[Deputy Nutz]

eating balls

[SkinBasket]

Dear nutz,

We should consider consider going out again and finalizing your terms of servitude. First In have to figure out how to open our broken dishwasher and free my utensil brethren inside.

[Deputy Nutz]

Dear nutz,

We should consider consider going out again and finalizing your terms of servitude. First In have to figure out how to open our broken dishwasher and free my utensil brethren inside.

How did you get your dick trapped in the dishwasher?

[Scott Campbell]

Dear nutz,

We should consider consider going out again and finalizing your terms of servitude. First In have to figure out how to open our broken dishwasher and free my utensil brethren inside.

How did you get your dick trapped in the dishwasher?


Oh come on. Like you've never tried that out of curiosity.

[MJZiggy]

You guys'll stick that thing just about anywhere, won't you?

[Scott Campbell]

You guys'll stick that thing just about anywhere, won't you?


You'll have to ask nicer than that Dear. :lol:

[hoosier]

Walked right into that one. :roll:

[SkinBasket]

Dear nutz,

We should consider consider going out again and finalizing your terms of servitude. First In have to figure out how to open our broken dishwasher and free my utensil brethren inside.

How did you get your dick trapped in the dishwasher?

I think the more appropriate question is how did I manage to go this long without getting my dick trapped in the dishwasher?

It's all good now. Fucking plastic parts being used in the worst places. USA! USA! USA! Gooooooooooooooooooooooooo labor unions!

You interested in a dishwasher that needs a $20 part to get fixed? The wife's been looking for an excuse to get a new one. This one only has a little man juice in it and washes most of this shit off of the dishes. Not all, but most, or most of some of it anyway.

[Deputy Nutz]

I don't need a dishwasher. I wish I did. How do you get your wife to do dishes?

[SkinBasket]

Go fuck yourself.

[SkinBasket]

I'm buying a Bosch. I'm going to fuck the quiet right out of it.

[SkinBasket]

Anyway, is Monday good for you?

[MJZiggy]

Go fuck yourself.

I don't think that'll get her to do anything...My ex used to do the dishes when I was home. He argued about it once and I left him home with the baby all day. He never complained about the dishes again.

[SkinBasket]

Go fuck yourself.

I don't think that'll get her to do anything...My ex used to do the dishes when I was home. He argued about it once and I left him home with the baby all day. He never complained about the dishes again.

Where did you go?

[Deputy Nutz]

Go fuck yourself.

I don't think that'll get her to do anything...My ex used to do the dishes when I was home. He argued about it once and I left him home with the baby all day. He never complained about the dishes again.

Where did you go?

She went back to her home on whore Island. that was a mean trick to play on that poor man. First you make him do the dishes, then take care of a baby.

where did you find the baby?

[Deputy Nutz]

Anyway, is Monday good for you?

thanks for offering to come help with the playset, my kids thank you.

Sure. Monday is fine.

[MJZiggy]

Go fuck yourself.

I don't think that'll get her to do anything...My ex used to do the dishes when I was home. He argued about it once and I left him home with the baby all day. He never complained about the dishes again.

Where did you go?

I went to the bookstore, then out to lunch, then made a stop at the Home Depot and Lowes because the bastards at HD didn't have what I wanted, then I went to Target, did the grocery shopping and went home. I know I should have gone to the strip club, but they don't have male strip clubs...

[Deputy Nutz]

Go fuck yourself.

I don't think that'll get her to do anything...My ex used to do the dishes when I was home. He argued about it once and I left him home with the baby all day. He never complained about the dishes again.

Where did you go?

I went to the bookstore, then out to lunch, then made a stop at the Home Depot and Lowes because the bastards at HD didn't have what I wanted, then I went to Target, did the grocery shopping and went home. I know I should have gone to the strip club, but they don't have male strip clubs...

What is a male strip club?

[MJZiggy]

My point exactly.

[Scott Campbell]

I'm buying a Bosch. I'm going to fuck the quiet right out of it.


We got an ASCO. It also has that European snob appeal, and is also quiet. But I'm not sure it cleans so great. So I rinse everything clean before loading it. Our dishwasher is really just a glorified sanitizer.

[Scott Campbell]

I wish Nutz's Dad lived out here. I've got 2 bathrooms in need of a remodel.

[Freak Out]

I'm buying a Bosch. I'm going to fuck the quiet right out of it.


We got an ASCO. It also has that European snob appeal, and is also quiet. But I'm not sure it cleans so great. So I rinse everything clean before loading it. Our dishwasher is really just a glorified sanitizer.

I have a Bosch....works very well and is all shiny with hidden buttons.

[GrnBay007]

My dishwasher hasn't worked for some time. I'm so used to doing them by hand now I don't miss it. Only time it comes in really handy is if there is a larger group here for a meal. I never really liked putting a few dishes in the dishwasher and waiting till later to fill it up and do a whole load....so it's easier for me to just wash/dry them as we go.

[GrnBay007]

But hey.....if you guys get bored with playsets and dishwashers you can come over and help me stain my deck!! :D

[Bretsky]

My dishwasher hasn't worked for some time. I'm so used to doing them by hand now I don't miss it. Only time it comes in really handy is if there is a larger group here for a meal. I never really liked putting a few dishes in the dishwasher and waiting till later to fill it up and do a whole load....so it's easier for me to just wash/dry them as we go.


mail order Swedish maid service :?:

[GrnBay007]

Maid......shmaid!!! I clean because I have to .......not because I like it!! :P

[Bretsky]

Maid......shmaid!!! I clean because I have to .......not because I like it!! :P


ah, but the fringe benefits around here are great :lol:

[GrnBay007]

Maid......shmaid!!! I clean because I have to .......not because I like it!! :P


ah, but the fringe benefits around here are great :lol:

Really? I'm told caramel would be involved.....and I'm not very fond of caramel.

:P

:P

:P

[Bretsky]

Maid......shmaid!!! I clean because I have to .......not because I like it!! :P


ah, but the fringe benefits around here are great :lol:

Really? I'm told caramel would be involved.....and I'm not very fond of caramel.

:P

:P

:P


ah, but any caramel that has polluted you..........I can take care of that

[SkinBasket]

I'm buying a Bosch. I'm going to fuck the quiet right out of it.


We got an ASCO. It also has that European snob appeal, and is also quiet. But I'm not sure it cleans so great. So I rinse everything clean before loading it. Our dishwasher is really just a glorified sanitizer.

I have a Bosch....works very well and is all shiny with hidden buttons.

Which one did you get? It looks like I'm paying $150 for every 3 decibels quieter they are. Otherwise the models are pretty much the same. As far as it being shiny, that doesn't really matter since the kids are just going to press their dirty faces against it and spill their fucking juice all over it.

[Scott Campbell]

I'm buying a Bosch. I'm going to fuck the quiet right out of it.


We got an ASCO. It also has that European snob appeal, and is also quiet. But I'm not sure it cleans so great. So I rinse everything clean before loading it. Our dishwasher is really just a glorified sanitizer.

I have a Bosch....works very well and is all shiny with hidden buttons.

Which one did you get? It looks like I'm paying $150 for every 3 decibels quieter they are. Otherwise the models are pretty much the same. As far as it being shiny, that doesn't really matter since the kids are just going to press their dirty faces against it and spill their fucking juice all over it.


As for it being quiet, is that going to matter either with all the kids running around? You might want one that sounds like a jet engine just to drown out the kid noise.

[Deputy Nutz]

Fuck your dishwashers. You all sound like fucking snobs.

[mraynrand]

My dishwasher is very quiet, and doesn't require any cleaning by me. The kids stay away from my dishwasher. His name is Miguel.

http://www.narconews.com/images/MIGUEL-LOYA.jpg

[Zool]

I'm buying a Bosch. I'm going to fuck the quiet right out of it.


We got an ASCO. It also has that European snob appeal, and is also quiet. But I'm not sure it cleans so great. So I rinse everything clean before loading it. Our dishwasher is really just a glorified sanitizer.

I have a Bosch....works very well and is all shiny with hidden buttons.

Which one did you get? It looks like I'm paying $150 for every 3 decibels quieter they are. Otherwise the models are pretty much the same. As far as it being shiny, that doesn't really matter since the kids are just going to press their dirty faces against it and spill their fucking juice all over it.

http://www.boschappliances.com/kitchen-appliances-dishwashers_dishwashers_Integra_800-plus-series_SHX68E15UC.html

This one is so quiet you pretty much can't hear it running.

[Harlan Huckleby]

My dishwasher is very quiet, and doesn't require any cleaning by me. The kids stay away from my dishwasher. His name is Miguel.

http://www.narconews.com/images/MIGUEL-LOYA.jpg


what does Miguel do for medical care if he cuts his finger on one of your ginzu knives hidden in the soapy water?

whups, sorry, verboten in romper room.

[mraynrand]

My dishwasher is very quiet, and doesn't require any cleaning by me. The kids stay away from my dishwasher. His name is Miguel.

http://www.narconews.com/images/MIGUEL-LOYA.jpg


what does Miguel do for medical care if he cuts his finger on one of your ginzu knives hidden in the soapy water?

whups, sorry, verboten in romper room.

We have duct tape available at the house.

[SkinBasket]

http://www.boschappliances.com/kitchen-appliances-dishwashers_dishwashers_Integra_800-plus-series_SHX68E15UC.html

This one is so quiet you pretty much can't hear it running.

Nice fail on your link there poopy dick. That dishwasher costs more than some of the homes nutz sells to prostitutes and junkies.

[SnakeLH2006]

But hey.....if you guys get bored with playsets and dishwashers you can come over and help me stain my deck!! :D

007....Snake has admired your snarky posts (like mine) and admired you for years. Trust me, Snake will be happy to stain your deck and then some. I'd even clean your carpet if you'd wish. :D

[Harlan Huckleby]

smooth.

[GrnBay007]

smooth.

x2

:oops:

[SkinBasket]

Anyway, is Monday good for you?

thanks for offering to come help with the playset, my kids thank you.

Sure. Monday is fine.

I'll call you. Naked.

The plan is to bust you out of that jail of a house at 7:30 again, find lots to eat and drink. If I can't roll around with other men, I'll let you know and be over earlier.

[Cornholio]

Skinbasket, when are you Nutz going to publicly acknowledge your ghey butt lust for one another? It's sad that both of you hide your true feelings behind wives and kids when we all know that in that moment before you fall asleep at night that you both are thinking about throwing it one another, you two make me sick.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Skinbasket, when are you Nutz going to publicly acknowledge your ghey butt lust for one another?

The door is cracked open on your closet too, "Cornholio"

I'm sensing envy for their forbidden love.

[MJZiggy]

Skinbasket, when are you Nutz going to publicly acknowledge your ghey butt lust for one another? It's sad that both of you hide your true feelings behind wives and kids when we all know that in that moment before you fall asleep at night that you both are thinking about throwing it one another, you two make me sick.

P, you've partied with them without their wives present. You know better--now knock it off.

[SkinBasket]

I think mistaking Cornholio for Partial would be a grave mistake. Partial would never use the uniquely multifaceted term, "ghey butt lust" and I for one personally welcome any user who shows the refinement and subtlety to use it correctly. I welcome you Cornholio. Now come sit on my lap.

[Cornholio]

Who is this Partial that you speak of? What is he partial to? Is he partial to lusty temptations from the same sex? If so he would fit right in with Nutz and his Glory Road partner Mr. Basket. This would kind of make this Partial person part of the Nutz/Basket love triangle. If this were a movie it would be Pulp Fiction where Nutz is Zed(the police officer), Mr. Basket is the guy watching while yelling "Get em' Zed, get em'!) and this Partial character is Ving Rhames getting nailed by the cop. Sick bastards I tell you, the three of you need professional help.

[Cornholio]

Mr. Basket, you know it's a weekday and we have to save those special "lap dances" for weekends.

[Zool]

I'm not normally one to disparage some good old fashioned sexuality questioning but this shit is weak.

[Scott Campbell]

Who is this Partial that you speak of?


That ought to throw em off the scent.

[Cornholio]

No seriously, who is this guy that you speak of with disdain? I am just a casual observer to the ghey habits of Skinbasket and his Nutz.

[MJZiggy]

You seem extremely well versed in their relationship for someone who has only been posting here for 1 day...

[Cornholio]

I started to read some of their exchanges and became very interested in the hidden ghey aspect that is unspoken but so obviously there.

[sheepshead]

Hey administrator, if someone comes on here under two different sock puppets, shouldn't both sock puppets be banned?

[Administrator]

Hey administrator, if someone comes on here under two different sock puppets, shouldn't both sock puppets be banned?

Absolutely, and both will be banned. I see no need for second chances on that rule. Time is on my side.

[MJZiggy]

I started to read some of their exchanges and became very interested in the hidden ghey aspect that is unspoken but so obviously there.

I see, so you've read all about Skinbasket and Nutz, but have never even HEARD of the poster here with over 15k posts that instigates fights with these two all the time? Right. :?

[sheepshead]

Hey administrator, if someone comes on here under two different sock puppets, shouldn't both sock puppets be banned?

Absolutely, and both will be banned. I see no need for second chances on that rule. Time is on my side.

Good!

[Partial]

I started to read some of their exchanges and became very interested in the hidden ghey aspect that is unspoken but so obviously there.

I see, so you've read all about Skinbasket and Nutz, but have never even HEARD of the poster here with over 15k posts that instigates fights with these two all the time? Right. :?

Don't start finger pointing at me, I don't have this sort of time nor the inclination to do this stuff.

[MJZiggy]

Sure thing, Aaron.

[Partial]

Sure thing, Aaron.

:lol:

[SnakeLH2006]

Sure thing, Aaron.

:lol:

3 aliases...really Partial? Wow, Partial, Aaron, and Cornholio, yet all seem steeped in the historical landscape of the Nutz/Skin/Partial drama?

Snake's Take:

That is far, far, far too much time on your hands , Partial, to juggle all 3 personas...at least differentiate cuz Snake could be on a basket weaving forum, yet, a five year old could point out your very distinct posting formula. Mix it up at least. Wow. :lol: 8-)

By the way, Partial, I got a Twitter that you were posting on the "Men with Bras" topic at manboobs.com as 187OnSkinBaskets :lol: :lol:

[sheepshead]

Sure thing, Aaron.

:lol:

3 aliases...really Partial? Wow, Partial, Aaron, and Cornholio, yet all seem steeped in the historical landscape of the Nutz/Skin/Partial drama?

Snake's Take:

That is far, far, far too much time on your hands , Partial, to juggle all 3 personas...at least differentiate cuz Snake could be on a basket weaving forum, yet, a five year old could point out your very distinct posting formula. Mix it up at least. Wow. :lol: 8-)

By the way, Partial, I got a Twitter that you were posting on the "Men with Bras" topic at manboobs.com as 187OnSkinBaskets :lol: :lol:

Looks like "partial" is not long for this forum.

[Cornholio]

Seriously now, who is this Partial fella that you all speak so ill of? If he too has noticed the ghey butt lust that abounds in the posts of Mr. Basket and his Nutz then he can't be that bad. This issue could be put to rest rather quickly if Skinbasket and the Nutz would just publicly declare what we all know to be true, they can also specify which one is the top and which is the base.

[Oscar]

Seriously now, who is this Partial fella that you all speak so ill of? If he too has noticed the ghey butt lust that abounds in the posts of Mr. Basket and his Nutz then he can't be that bad. This issue could be put to rest rather quickly if Skinbasket and the Nutz would just publicly declare what we all know to be true, they can also specify which one is the top and which is the base.


I may be out of line here...I may ask the Admin. if he will change your log in name from cornholio To something like the Romper Room Rump Ranger... Seems your obsession with the "Ghey" thing is never ending.. :lol:

[Cornholio]

The Romper Room Rump Ranger is quite a catchy name, very intriguing but I would prefer the Backside Bandito.

[SkinBasket]

Seriously now, who is this Partial fella that you all speak so ill of? If he too has noticed the ghey butt lust that abounds in the posts of Mr. Basket and his Nutz then he can't be that bad. This issue could be put to rest rather quickly if Skinbasket and the Nutz would just publicly declare what we all know to be true, they can also specify which one is the top and which is the base.

nutz is much larger than I am as a person, so I'm assuming he would have to be "the base."

http://protos.dk/public/pictures/protos05/all_your_base.jpg

[Cornholio]

Hahahahahahahaha, are you sure that Nutz would be comfortable being dominated by man that is half his size?

[Partial]

The one and the only right here. You know what the craziest thing is, some people from here have actually seen me in the wild, and they weren't horrified!

[Tyrone Bigguns]

The one and the only right here. You know what the craziest thing is, some people from here have actually seen me in the wild, and they weren't horrified!

They were still suffering from hysterical blindness after seeing your workout photos.

[Partial]

The one and the only right here. You know what the craziest thing is, some people from here have actually seen me in the wild, and they weren't horrified!

They were still suffering from hysterical blindness after seeing your workout photos.

I really don't think they're that horrible. The posing was bad. Those were skinny fat days.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

The one and the only right here. You know what the craziest thing is, some people from here have actually seen me in the wild, and they weren't horrified!

They were still suffering from hysterical blindness after seeing your workout photos.

I really don't think they're that horrible. The posing was bad. Those were skinny fat days.

And, let the excuses begin. :roll:

[Partial]

The one and the only right here. You know what the craziest thing is, some people from here have actually seen me in the wild, and they weren't horrified!

They were still suffering from hysterical blindness after seeing your workout photos.

I really don't think they're that horrible. The posing was bad. Those were skinny fat days.

And, let the excuses begin. :roll:

? I really don't think they're that bad. That skinny fat kid at a buck sixty was a heck of a tennis player. And knowing that someone linked you to them, giving away my personal information in the process, should result in a ban.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

The one and the only right here. You know what the craziest thing is, some people from here have actually seen me in the wild, and they weren't horrified!

They were still suffering from hysterical blindness after seeing your workout photos.

I really don't think they're that horrible. The posing was bad. Those were skinny fat days.

And, let the excuses begin. :roll:

? I really don't think they're that bad. That skinny fat kid at a buck sixty was a heck of a tennis player.

It isn't about good or bad. It is about the excuses..and the fact that you regularly post about health, nutrition, working out, etc....yet, your own photos belie that you have any sort of knowledge or commitment.

As for being a tennis player, doubtful. Please list your high school team. I'm guessing that even if you were on the team, you weren't #1 or #2 singles..that you never competed at state, etc.

I've met plenty of those types...#1 from some small wisco school....couldn't even beat our 15 player at Nicolet.

[Partial]

You're right. I'd get killed by a kid from Nicolet. I would call those kids spectacular, not just very good. Bunch of rich bitches take private lessons from the best coaches and have been playing since they're 5 at the 50k a year family membership Milwaukee club They're also some of the biggest pricks I've ever encountered. Nicolet's 1-4 singles all take top 10 in the state almost annually. Fox point is one of the pretentious places I've ever been.

Very glad that my family, although more well off than 95% of the people from fox point, doesn't act like it. We're frugal, cheap bastards who live very modest lives.

I played #2 singles and #1 doubles on differing occasion. Our #1 player has done very well at state and we have consistently put someone in the top 10 ranking.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

You're right. I'd get killed by a kid from Nicolet. I would call those kids spectacular, not just very good. Bunch of rich bitches take private lessons from the best coaches and have been playing since they're 5 at the 50k a year family membership Milwaukee club They're also some of the biggest pricks I've ever encountered. Nicolet's 1-4 singles all take top 10 in the state almost annually. Fox point is one of the pretentious places I've ever been.

Very glad that my family, although more well off than 95% of the people from fox point, doesn't act like it. We're frugal, cheap bastards who live very modest lives.

I played #2 singles and #1 doubles on differing occasion. Our #1 player has done very well at state and we have consistently put someone in the top 10 ranking.

Nicolet: I don't get the hate? You desire to be wealthy, you say you have a family business that will make you wealthy when you are in it, etc.

BTW, plenty of those kids aren't super wealthy..meaning there parents. Most of those kids don't belong to super expensive clubs. LeClub wasn't (if it still exists today) expensive.

More importantly, it doesn't matter. They took ADVANTAGE of an opportunity. They worked hard, and they faced tremendous pressure from their families to succeed. Shouldn't you be complaining about kids that don't take advantage..isnt' that your usual argument?

I and my friends took lessons early on...at Nicolet in the summer. Not expensive. We played every day of the summer...6 hours a day. It was fun. We loved it. Had nothing to do with parents.

Pricks: Yep, people that succeed and have money often are. Then, you have folks like yourself. Pricks cut across all economics.

I wouldn't call Fox point pretentious....what does that leave for the really wealthy who live in places like River Hills.

The simple fact is that most of those kids are/were busting their ass every day in school. Their parents expected excellence....and excellence doesn't mean getting As and Bs...it means all As.

You think that some of my friends didn't want to have fun. Yeah, my buddy chris sure wanted to go to language camp because his parents realized it would be beneficial. :roll:

And, most of those kids didn't have parents with family businesses to fall back on in case they failed. They had parents that busted their asses to become lawyers, doctors, businessmen/women. That means you aint' gonna coast on your parents success.

Stop being down on people that did the work. You fucked around in high school and paid the price. Be proud of it. Tell people how it made you who you are. Or, you can continue to hate, realizing that you fucked up and are now behind..and that most likely you can't catch up on your own merit. You wont' be attending Harvard or Yale. So what, no big deal. Live your life.

You think those kids got into good schools cause their parents had money? Are you saying they didnt' work for it.

Funny, you are all about working hard and succeeding...and that is what those kids did. They took advantage of the opportunities...isn't that what you are all about?

Most of the kids i knew didn't start on 3b and thought they hit a triple.

Frugal: Oh, i see, because you live in Fox Point you aren't frugal? How so? By simply buying a house in a suburb makes you not frugal? Get serious.

I'd like to introduce you to my mom...who freaking kept the house cold, rarely turned on the ac, and went around with an attitude of "we are working to pay the electric company."

My mom who never wasted food. We always ate leftovers...and leftovers were eaten for lunch at school.

I'd also like to introduce to all of their friends...friends who exchanged baby clothes, etc...as new kids were born. Or, passed down blazers and suits to each other. Maybe you'd like to talk to my brother about hand me downs.

What you dont' get is that people who get rich do so, by not spending money and saving. Most everyone i knew was like that. My parents drove their cars for a minimum of ten years. And, they never drove a "luxury" car till they were in their 50s.

See, while you were fucking around in high school, people like myself were busting ass....and it wasn't fun. You want to drive OUR car? Well you better have great grades cause we aren't paying the insurance unless you get a good student discount.

I'd like to introduce you to kids that worked through high school. How about Erik konik. I still remember him cutting lawns like in 7th grade. Built a business out of that. Just saw the other day that he bought a 3 million dollar home in scottsdale.

http://www.biztimes.com/news/2007/4/27/turning-trash-into-cash

Or perhaps Jonathan Nelson.
www.madisonavenuejournal.com/2007/04/11/jonathan_nelsons_organic/ -

[Partial]

It is probably wrong to cast an entire area as pretentious like that so I apologize. I have met my share of dbags from up there, though.

Definitely agree on the frugal aspect. My family is like that too. The people I've met from up there definitely were not.

[SkinBasket]

Bigguns brings down the the Flaming Scholar's Hammer of Righteous Indignation +3. Ka-POW!

[Scott Campbell]

All I know is, those Nicolet girls really put out.

[SnakeLH2006]

All I know is, those Nicolet girls really put out.

+1

[Tyrone Bigguns]

All I know is, those Nicolet girls really put out.

Really, Ty found better luck at dominican...catholic girls were all on the pill.

[Scott Campbell]

All I know is, those Nicolet girls really put out.

Really, Ty found better luck at Marquette High School.........


Fixed. :lol:



That one was for you P.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

All I know is, those Nicolet girls really put out.

Really, Ty found better luck at Marquette High School.........


Fixed. :lol:



That one was for you P.

Admin, clearly this is a potshot at me. I am not gay. This is slanderous. I'm upset. I want this to end.

[cpk1994]

Bigguns brings down the the Flaming Scholar's Hammer of Righteous Indignation +3. Ka-POW!You LARP in your spare time, don't you?

[Scott Campbell]

All I know is, those Nicolet girls really put out.

Really, Ty found better luck at Marquette High School.........


Fixed. :lol:



That one was for you P.

Admin, clearly this is a potshot at me. I am not gay. This is slanderous. I'm upset. I want this to end.

Sorry you're upset. I apologize.

[SkinBasket]

Bigguns brings down the the Flaming Scholar's Hammer of Righteous Indignation +3. Ka-POW!You LARP in your spare time, don't you?

Is that something sexually self abusive? If so, then probably.

[SkinBasket]

Nutz, come paint my house next week.

[Deputy Nutz]

Nutz, come paint my house next week.

How are your gutters, What about the gutters?

[SkinBasket]

Nutz, come paint my house next week.

How are your gutters, What about the gutters?

They're willing to tear them off this week then come back after you're done. Only for you. Only for you.

[Deputy Nutz]

I guess I will have to come over and inspect their work and spray them with the powerwasher.

Let me know when they are finished so I can come on you house

[cpk1994]

Bigguns brings down the the Flaming Scholar's Hammer of Righteous Indignation +3. Ka-POW!You LARP in your spare time, don't you?

Is that something sexually self abusive? If so, then probably.Its live action roleplay. So it can be something sexually self abusive.

[Deputy Nutz]

Bigguns brings down the the Flaming Scholar's Hammer of Righteous Indignation +3. Ka-POW!You LARP in your spare time, don't you?

Is that something sexually self abusive? If so, then probably.Its live action roleplay. So it can be something sexually self abusive.

Yes he is into that.

[SkinBasket]

Bigguns brings down the the Flaming Scholar's Hammer of Righteous Indignation +3. Ka-POW!You LARP in your spare time, don't you?

Is that something sexually self abusive? If so, then probably.Its live action roleplay. So it can be something sexually self abusive.

Yes he is into that.

http://www.showchina.org/en/Gallery/Odd/200801/W020080130338006644538.jpg

[Tyrone Bigguns]

All I know is, those Nicolet girls really put out.

Really, Ty found better luck at Marquette High School.........


Fixed. :lol:



That one was for you P.

Admin, clearly this is a potshot at me. I am not gay. This is slanderous. I'm upset. I want this to end.

Sorry you're upset. I apologize.

Apology accepted. Feel free to make all the innuendos or statements you want about my sexuality...until i want to complain about the unjustness of this forum. :roll:

[HowardRoark]

All I know is, those Nicolet girls really put out.

Really, Ty found better luck at Marquette High School.........


Fixed. :lol:



That one was for you P.

Admin, clearly this is a potshot at me. I am not gay.

Link?

[GrnBay007]

Admin, clearly this is a potshot at me. I am not gay.

Link?

:lol:

[Tyrone Bigguns]

All I know is, those Nicolet girls really put out.

Really, Ty found better luck at Marquette High School.........


Fixed. :lol:



That one was for you P.

Admin, clearly this is a potshot at me. I am not gay.

Link?

www.howardroarkswifesaystyisafabulouslayunlikehert iredboringhusband.com

[HowardRoark]

All I know is, those Nicolet girls really put out.

Really, Ty found better luck at Marquette High School.........


Fixed. :lol:



That one was for you P.

Admin, clearly this is a potshot at me. I am not gay.

Link?

www.howardroarkswifesaystyisafabulouslayunlikehert iredboringhusband.com

Nothing came up. It's OK though, don't worry about it Ty. Maybe next time.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

All I know is, those Nicolet girls really put out.

Really, Ty found better luck at Marquette High School.........


Fixed. :lol:



That one was for you P.

Admin, clearly this is a potshot at me. I am not gay.

Link?

www.howardroarkswifesaystyisafabulouslayunlikehert iredboringhusband.com

Nothing came up. It's OK though, don't worry about it Ty. Maybe next time.

She is updating the site...could take awhile. I don't think i'm that great, it was more a case that you were so bad. She also mentioned something about you being pedantic. :lol:

[SkinBasket]

Nutz, are we doing UFC 99 or not?

[Tarlam!]

I just read this whole thread in one fowl swoop. Clearly my masochistic needs have been satisfied for the year.

'sup gang? My apologies for being AWOL, but I've been getting my life in order. Been "clean" for 4 months and counting.

Kids are doing OK, but they miss their mum. They are in boarding school and they like it.

Start a new job on Monday. Less stress and less pay to go with it.

Got a new "squeeze" that keeps me honest. Doesn't speak a word of English.

Nutz, my interior needs a paint job. Please join the line of Polish applicants forming in my street.

Seven, what snake said. Except with an Aussie accent and less inuendo.

My dishwasher is a Siemens. It is loud and is crappy. Indeed, it is a moody bitch that only works when it feels like it. Lately, it has been begging to be beaten and replaced by a Polish applicant.

New Admin? I apologize in advance for my forthcoming personal slanders.

And Skin, no, I am NOT Partial's alter-ego, even if I have defended him in the past. But thank you for considering I might be.

[SkinBasket]

Glad to hear that everything's been improving while you've been away. Most of the time when someone goes off the grid, things are not going well for them. And the only alter ego you have is your marginally sane one.

[Deputy Nutz]

Nutz, are we doing UFC 99 or not?

Well now that Tarlam is back we should book our tickets to Germany, I just checked I am not a minor so I can get into the fight. Germans are some fucked up people, they act like MMA is some form of goat raping.

I bet you mean should we go to a bar to watch the fight. I am golfing, Saturday, when does the fight air?

[SkinBasket]

Fuck it. Fucking Germany and their wacky time zone. Midday fights. Gay.

[SkinBasket]

Oh, and the gutters are scheduled for demo friday afternoon. She's all yours after that.

[Deputy Nutz]

slippery.

[Freak Out]

Just wondering if you're PMs have been reactivated....and if you have ever had gonorrhea of the blowhole?

[Harlan Huckleby]

Just wondering if you're PMs have been reactivated....

subtle hint? :lol:

[Freak Out]

Just wondering if you're PMs have been reactivated....

subtle hint? :lol:

No.... :lol: I enjoy reading this actually...just curious.

[SkinBasket]

Yes. We have both been restored to full functionality after that dirty sanchez glory holed our accounts like they were a couple of Filipino sex slaves he had just picked out of the naval base's trash bin.

[SkinBasket]

Nutz, when are you going to power wash me?

[Aaron12odgers]

I am golfing, Saturday?

Are u good at golf?

[Deputy Nutz]

I am golfing, Saturday?

Are u good at golf?

I am good at just about anything athletically. I am no professional athlete or anything at that level, but when it comes to hand eye coordination I am pretty decent.

If I had the time to play more than 7 or 8 times a year and actually get out to the range I could shoot in the low 80s. Right now I am stuck in the 85-90 range for a regular 18. Anything under 90 and I am happy.

The other thing that helps you shoot a low score is being fimilar with the course, and consistently playing the same one. When I was in college, I got a college membership to a course in River Falls, for 200 bucks, all you can play. I put in probably 40 to 50 rounds of golf in that Summer, and I went from shooting in the high 90s to hitting a couple of rounds below 80, Lowest score was a 78. I was playing out of my mind though.

My life long dream is to become a member at a really nice golf club.

I play a lot of softball right now, so my wife isn't going to be happy with Softball and Golf every week. I figure I got a long time to play golf, but I certainly don't want to be one of those old fucks killing myself out on the softball field, tearing hammies, breaking hips and shit. I will give up softball in 4 or 5 years. Once the kids are old enough to take on the course I think I will be golfing a whole hell of a lot more.

[Deputy Nutz]

Nutz, when are you going to power wash me?

Well are you nice and dirty?

[Freak Out]

I figure I got a long time to play golf, but I certainly don't want to be one of those old fucks killing myself out on the softball field, tearing hammies, breaking hips and shit.

Don't forget the Quads. :oops:

[Aaron12odgers]

I am good at just about anything athletically. I am no professional athlete or anything at that level, but when it comes to hand eye coordination I am pretty decent.

If I had the time to play more than 7 or 8 times a year and actually get out to the range I could shoot in the low 80s. Right now I am stuck in the 85-90 range for a regular 18. Anything under 90 and I am happy.

The other thing that helps you shoot a low score is being fimilar with the course, and consistently playing the same one. When I was in college, I got a college membership to a course in River Falls, for 200 bucks, all you can play. I put in probably 40 to 50 rounds of golf in that Summer, and I went from shooting in the high 90s to hitting a couple of rounds below 80, Lowest score was a 78. I was playing out of my mind though.

My life long dream is to become a member at a really nice golf club.

I play a lot of softball right now, so my wife isn't going to be happy with Softball and Golf every week. I figure I got a long time to play golf, but I certainly don't want to be one of those old fucks killing myself out on the softball field, tearing hammies, breaking hips and shit. I will give up softball in 4 or 5 years. Once the kids are old enough to take on the course I think I will be golfing a whole hell of a lot more.

Good for you. Me, not so much. I've been playing a lot of golf this summer but I don't think I've shot under 100 once in my life from back tees. But I am only 25 so maybe I'll improve with time.

One thing about golf is that it is as much of a mental game as it is physical. Hit a bad shot and you start losing confidence and you start hitting bad shots after bad shots.

Yesterday I broke my 4 hybrid and 5 iron. Son of a bitch!

[Deputy Nutz]

When I was 21 I threw a driver about 50 feet into the air and that is where it stayed stuck in a pine tree.

Don't try to hit driver from the fairway.

[SkinBasket]

Nutz, when are you going to power wash me?

Well are you nice and dirty?

Yes. But I need to know when you're coming so I can plan our romantic evening afterward. I'm sure you're going to get those clothes all wet, then we'll need to get those off you and while they're in the dryer... Anyway, you got an idea?

[Deputy Nutz]

umm, lets see, looks like Monday I will be over there with my big slippery wet hose to spray you down. Wife is going out Friday night, so I guess I could my mom to watch the kids then and spray my cleaner all over you Friday night.

Does that work?

[SkinBasket]

Friday works for me. Where do you want to go afterward?

[Deputy Nutz]

Friday works for me. Where do you want to go afterward?

Friday is fucked for everything, I repeat I believe Friday is fucked for everything. Abortion is more than probable.

Monday, yes Monday.

[SkinBasket]

Well fuck. I have to go to class monday. But on the up side, we can get cheap chicken afterward.

[SkinBasket]

Dear nutz,

Are your testicles okay? I can't believe that asian girl wanted two dollars to punch you in your sack, and after such noncommittal blows to your groin area, she's lucky she got one. I probably shouldn't have encouraged, much less funded, such terroristic actions.

With great remorse,
The SkinBasket

[MJZiggy]

AGAIN????

[SkinBasket]

AGAIN????

What do you mean again? I have never paid any asian woman to punch nutz in the balls before. I may have been a party to paying a black woman to grab his balls in a very ninja-like sneak attack, but never an asian.

[MJZiggy]

What happens in Green Bay stays in Green Bay...If you'd have stayed (which I do realize was not possible on that particular evening) you'd know.

[SkinBasket]

You're just gonna throw all Asians in the same boat aren't you? Asianist.

[MJZiggy]

No, it's not the Asian, I don't think she was Asian.

[SkinBasket]

So it's ball punchers that you're painting with a broad brush? Ball puncherist.

Which reminds me. Nutz has this spectacular fetish ball punching video that'll take your breath away, no matter how tough you think you are.

[MJZiggy]

I've seen it. Brutal. Though I could use the link again if you have it. (I wonder if sending that link to a guy would result in a restraining order... :lol: )

[SkinBasket]

Ziggy, are you flying into Milwaukee so you can go on the Wisconsin Mellon Tasting Tour? I told nutz to invite Partial, but he's afraid he would actually come along, so there's a spot open next to the big black hooker.

[MJZiggy]

If I go, I'll have to fly into either Madison or GB.

[Deputy Nutz]

http://www.mmatko.com/tim-sylvia-vs-ray-mercer-fight-video-adrenaline-mma-3/

Tim Sylvia might be the funniest joke to come our way in MMA.

He talks all this shit how Mercer doesn't want an MMA fight, but wait Mercer doesn't hesitate to move from a boxing match to an MMA fight.

Mention, Mercer is 48 years old.

[SkinBasket]

If I go, I'll have to fly into either Madison or GB.

Well, we're picking up Harlan outside of the Bristol Club anyway, so we'll see you in Madison.

Nutz, is there any way we can paint your minivan up like the A Team van before we go?

[SkinBasket]

Dear nutz,

You're outside my house. But by the time you read this you'll be home and I'll be missing you.

Love,
SkinBasket

[Deputy Nutz]

funny I am standing in your yard, naked

[SnakeLH2006]

funny I am standing in your yard, naked

I was wasted with some buddies on my porch last nite wondering who that gay, naked guy was. It was amazing to think after so many beers and firing over 20 shots with a pellet gun at your nuts wouldn't get you to leave my yard. Is PCP back in fashion now as the drug of choice? But then again, maybe all those fat black stripper STD's got ahold of ya, and made your nuts the version of Darkman with no feeling? Snake's all bout fucking some shit up, but ain't loving no hate crimes. 8-) :shock: :lol:

[SkinBasket]

funny I am standing in your yard, naked

You did tell me you would take those bushes down to avoid sticky situations like this...

[Deputy Nutz]

It is now raining quite hard, Skin's house is now fucked.

[SkinBasket]

At least the sump pump still works.

[SkinBasket]

At least the sump pump still works.

Well, it was working at midnight. Between then and daylight, a few hundred gallons of water started hanging out in the carpet. Wet carpet is heavy. Wet carpet padding is heavier. Strange my insurance agent isn't answering his phone. Fucking insurance agents.

[Scott Campbell]

At least the sump pump still works.

Well, it was working at midnight. Between then and daylight, a few hundred gallons of water started hanging out in the carpet. Wet carpet is heavy. Wet carpet padding is heavier. Strange my insurance agent isn't answering his phone. Fucking insurance agents.


Sorry Skin - that sucks. Are the walls ok?

[SkinBasket]

At least the sump pump still works.

Well, it was working at midnight. Between then and daylight, a few hundred gallons of water started hanging out in the carpet. Wet carpet is heavy. Wet carpet padding is heavier. Strange my insurance agent isn't answering his phone. Fucking insurance agents.


Sorry Skin - that sucks. Are the walls ok?

Yeah, they'll be fine. We spent a few hours sucking water out with a shop vac, then just started cutting and hauling it out. 900+ sqaure feet. 3/8" padding. I slept well.

[GrnBay007]

At least the sump pump still works.

Well, it was working at midnight. Between then and daylight, a few hundred gallons of water started hanging out in the carpet. Wet carpet is heavy. Wet carpet padding is heavier. Strange my insurance agent isn't answering his phone. Fucking insurance agents.

Ok, now I feel bad for bitching and complaining the last week or two. My sump pump has held up throughout, even though my gutters are bad. :oops:
Now....fingers crossed till July when the gutters will be replaced!!

We had a pretty harsh storm go through here Fri. morning. Winds up to 80 mph. Lots of trees and wires down throughout the city. A big tree hit the building I work in...took it up from the roots. Unfortunately it hit in the opposite area of my office and I still had to go to work. :P

[Scott Campbell]

At least the sump pump still works.

Well, it was working at midnight. Between then and daylight, a few hundred gallons of water started hanging out in the carpet. Wet carpet is heavy. Wet carpet padding is heavier. Strange my insurance agent isn't answering his phone. Fucking insurance agents.


Sorry Skin - that sucks. Are the walls ok?

Yeah, they'll be fine. We spent a few hours sucking water out with a shop vac, then just started cutting and hauling it out. 900+ sqaure feet. 3/8" padding. I slept well.


Sometimes I wonder why they even bother with basements in WI.

[Harlan Huckleby]

I just saw an exciting video of some hot brazilian chicks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en2PHM2pVno

[SkinBasket]

Dear nutz,

I have it on good authority that you are at least a little homo. Please confirm.

Love,
The Skinbasket

[Deputy Nutz]

Dear nutz,

I have it on good authority that you are at least a little homo. Please confirm.

Love,
The Skinbasket

Me?

I am not the one teaming with Harlan to make up the "Dynamically Gay Partnership Against Conforming Thought/Favortism of Said Cool Kids on Internet Forum"

You really should be ashamed.

[Zool]

Nutz is mad at you Skin. You guys were friends all through grade school. Now that its Jr High you don't even call him anymore and you never ask him to sit at your table during lunch.

[Deputy Nutz]

Nutz is mad at you Skin. You guys were friends all through grade school. Now that its Jr High you don't even call him anymore and you never ask him to sit at your table during lunch.

I don't sit with queers.

[SkinBasket]

Dear nutz,

I have it on good authority that you are at least a little homo. Please confirm.

Love,
The Skinbasket

Me?

I am not the one teaming with Harlan to make up the "Dynamically Gay Partnership Against Conforming Thought/Favortism of Said Cool Kids on Internet Forum"

You really should be ashamed.

I'm only ashamed of you. You've become a product of the man. A man without a name. You wear your yolk well Brother Nutz!

[Deputy Nutz]

Dear nutz,

I have it on good authority that you are at least a little homo. Please confirm.

Love,
The Skinbasket

Me?

I am not the one teaming with Harlan to make up the "Dynamically Gay Partnership Against Conforming Thought/Favortism of Said Cool Kids on Internet Forum"

You really should be ashamed.

I'm only ashamed of you. You've become a product of the man. A man without a name. You wear your yolk well Brother Nutz!

Harlan lover

[SkinBasket]

Dear nutz,

I have it on good authority that you are at least a little homo. Please confirm.

Love,
The Skinbasket

Me?

I am not the one teaming with Harlan to make up the "Dynamically Gay Partnership Against Conforming Thought/Favortism of Said Cool Kids on Internet Forum"

You really should be ashamed.

I'm only ashamed of you. You've become a product of the man. A man without a name. You wear your yolk well Brother Nutz!

Harlan lover

Butt puppet

[SkinBasket]

Dear nutz,

Did you make it home last night, or are you dead?

[SkinBasket]

Nutz,

Fine. Don't talk to me. I got the flooring myself no thanks to you. Those fellas at Menards were very nice and offered to help several times after I had loaded 13 of the 15 boxes that fit on the flatbed cart. Then again when I had most of the 12 remaining boxes. I think a girl from the strip club works check-out there.

Burn in Hell,
The SkinBasket

[Harlan Huckleby]

i feel like a home wrecker.

[Deputy Nutz]

Nutz,

Fine. Don't talk to me. I got the flooring myself no thanks to you. Those fellas at Menards were very nice and offered to help several times after I had loaded 13 of the 15 boxes that fit on the flatbed cart. Then again when I had most of the 12 remaining boxes. I think a girl from the strip club works check-out there.

Burn in Hell,
The SkinBasket

I was waiting by the phone for you to call. No call, I went to the movies with the kids.

I hope you hurt yourself.
Nutz

[SkinBasket]

Nutz,

Fine. Don't talk to me. I got the flooring myself no thanks to you. Those fellas at Menards were very nice and offered to help several times after I had loaded 13 of the 15 boxes that fit on the flatbed cart. Then again when I had most of the 12 remaining boxes. I think a girl from the strip club works check-out there.

Burn in Hell,
The SkinBasket

I was waiting by the phone for you to call. No call, I went to the movies with the kids.

I hope you hurt yourself.
Nutz

I didn't. And I didn't want the people at the car dealership over there to think we were a couple because then they treat you like a fag. I'll be here by myself Friday if you can get away from your kids for a make out session while I pull up those tack strips.

[Deputy Nutz]

I will see what I can do.

[Deputy Nutz]

Skinbasket,

I am bringing my kids over tomorrow. 9:30am

[SkinBasket]

Skinbasket,

I am bringing my kids over tomorrow. 9:30am

I won't be here. And when I get back, the kid's teacher is coming over. Then we're getting the fuck out of here so I can drop both them off at my parents house. When I get back, I'm taking my wife out for a nice evening of driving vehicles, being molested by salespeople, and dinner. You won't be awake by 9:30 anyway.

[Deputy Nutz]

I have decided that I hate the skinbasket. He is a no good rat.

The skinbasket is an emotional rollercoaster and his impatience with Car Salesmen is causing great strain on his relationship with others.

[SkinBasket]

You're the reason I can't go back to Home Depot.

[Freak Out]

Dear Nutz,

Please eat something, you look hungry.

[Deputy Nutz]

I thought meth was something?

[Aaron12odgers]

Why is Partial suspended, and not Skinbasket?

[SnakeLH2006]

Why is Partial suspended, and not Skinbasket?

Tell us why Partial, tell us why.

My guess is that Partial (who Snake likes overall BTW) went out of character to talk shit to the Admin (those last posts Aaron1..errr...Partial made seemed really harsh and out of character for Aaron12....err Partial). That was pretty questionable logic, no? Seemed pretty hell bent to get suspended, as Snake was surprised at the tone/type of statements Partial made at that time.

Skin offends us all, but brings solid gay porn to the Garbage threads. :shock: :lol:

That's my guess.

[SkinBasket]

Skin offends us all

This is a common misconception and one that is commonly used against me without any supporting evidence. It's the easy way out for people to say that, I suppose, when they're confronted by such a great thinker who's ideas don't conform with their own. I understand their mental shortcomings and forgive them.

http://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/i-can-count-to-potato.jpg

[Aaron12odgers]

Skin offends us all

This is a common misconception and one that is commonly used against me without any supporting evidence. It's the easy way out for people to say that, I suppose, when they're confronted by such a great thinker who's ideas don't conform with their own. I understand their mental shortcomings and forgive them.

http://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/i-can-count-to-potato.jpg

See what I mean?

Skinbasket gets to post degrading remarks/pics, but Partial got booted for, what, making a harmless comment about Skinbasket wearing the dress of his house.

I guess the mod needs help with the front page. Lets hope Skinbasket doesnt threaten to take back Mr. Rat the next time someone hurts his feelings. :)

Carry on. I am just a newbie.

[Aaron12odgers]

double post.

[MJZiggy]

Imagine that a newbie knows all that background stuff that went on with the forum (not public knowledge either) from before he joined, and for SOME reason has the very same issues with Skinbasket as Partial...At least TRY to hide the account duping, dude. :roll:

[Aaron12odgers]

Imagine that a newbie knows all that background stuff that went on with the forum (not public knowledge either) from before he joined, and for SOME reason has the very same issues with Skinbasket as Partial...At least TRY to hide the account duping, dude. :roll:

I swear I'm not Partial.

I read a lot of historical posts on here before I made my first post. Skinbasket strikes me as a bigot. But that's just me.

Carry on.

[MJZiggy]

Why would you say anything about a rat? What rat are you talking about with such authority?