Official Packers vs. Chefs Gameday Thread...Great googly moogly

[bobblehead]

Don't tell Las Vegas there is a recession looming, I was out on the Strip last night helping pay the worlds largest light bill and man was it hopping. I asked a lot of strangers their opinion on the this game from a bettors prospective and it was about 5-1 Chiefs win and cover. Chiefs are one of the worst covering teams in football and are laying us 5.5 points. Such a quirky number. Thats the books way of saying "we have no fucking clue which packer team will show up".

With this in mind I consulted Tex. It went something like this:

Bobble: Well, it was a nice run, but the defending champs with a HoF QB and one of the best coaches in the game...its probably too much to ask that we get a win out of this game. I just hope Love is going to look good.

Tex: Bobble, you ignorant shithead, we beat the Lions by 7 and they beat the chiefs by 1 so we have to be at least 8 point favorites. Besides all our players are awesome and even Clifford could probably start and win this game even if we were down to 1 healthy WR. Yee of little faith. Harrumph harumph grumble grumble.

Bobble: Why do I bother.

But here we are, just hoping Love can put another knot in skinbaskets noose. The way I see it we have 2 chances to win. First, Reid might go full M3 and forget that running the ball is allowed even if you have a HoF QB and become one dimensional playing into our strengths and away from our weakness. Second, we are at home and from what I hear there is snow on the field and Christmas in the air. Never underestimate homefield advantage in an out of conference game.

The easy prediction is that we lose to a better team. Joe Barry dials up a defense that holds Maholmes to 50 points or something. Myers fumbles 3 snaps in the snow and Stenovich tells us other than that, he is playing top notch football (Adam Stenovich MIGHT be Tex...just saying).

I'm going a different direction though. Joe Barry, knowing he is coaching for his job, dials up the pressure in the snow. RBs can't keep their footing on a slick field. Dillon proves he is a better mudder than Secretariat. Love gets a revenge game from his first NFL start and drops a neat 311 yards, 3TDs and 1 pick while hitting 8 different targets. Maholmes sinks my fantasy team while struggling to avoid our newly aggressive pass rush. Carlson shakes off last week and is money in shitty conditions.

27-24!!!

Pack wins and I stay on the hook!!!

[CaptainKickass]

Obligatory game day post.

[ThunderDan]

Go Pack Go!

[QBME]

First ever post on a game day thread, and all I have to offer is;
1. Great thread header. What ever happened to Freak Out?
2. I’m a golfer and harken back to a Ryder Cup when we were way down and Captain Ben Crenshaw looked straight into the cameras and declared “I’ve got a feeling “.
3. Go Pack Go indeed.

[texaspackerbacker]

Good Job of quoting me, bobblehead. I'll give you a +1 (meaning 28-24 instead of your 27).

[Fritz]

First ever post on a game day thread, and all I have to offer is;
1. Great thread header. What ever happened to Freak Out?
2. I’m a golfer and harken back to a Ryder Cup when we were way down and Captain Ben Crenshaw looked straight into the cameras and declared “I’ve got a feeling “.
3. Go Pack Go indeed.

I think we mostly want to see a competitive game, with Love showing that he's capable of building upon what he's done lately. Nice to see him hit a receiver in stride on a couple of bombs. But I don't think the KC defense is going to give up much, and the Pack O-line has been mostly shaky this year. So that does not bode well against the Queefs' defense. Our own defense will be able to contain Mahomes but you know how that goes . . . until he busts a few big ones and breaks the defense's back.

KC 31
GB 20

[Teamcheez1]

Jaire and Stokes out another week. I get closer to believing one of our top 3 picks needs to be a CB next year.

[Fosco33]

I hope to see Packers have 1st half offensive success. Will need a repeat of last week to have a shot - shouldn’t expect a W so team needs to play loose and fun to have a chance.

Go pack

[MadtownPacker]

House money is right!!

[bobblehead]

Jaire and Stokes out another week. I get closer to believing one of our top 3 picks needs to be a CB next year.

I get closer to thinking teams should pay 53 league minimum contracts with incentives for games actually played.

[bobblehead]

House money is right!!

After last night the house has my money. So if I win it back and play with house money I'll actually only be playing with what was formerly my money anyway. That thought process made my brain hurt. Hope Love balls out. Its big to "expect" a win against the chefs, but lets just show that we belong on the same field as them. I don't want repeats of the Barry defenses that just bleed yards and then scores. I don't want to see Love with Myers in his lap about the time he finishes his 3 step drop.

[MadtownPacker]

Great news the pregame shits all predicting Packers loss.

[MadtownPacker]

After last night the house has my money. So if I win it back and play with house money I'll actually only be playing with what was formerly my money anyway. That thought process made my brain hurt. Hope Love balls out. Its big to "expect" a win against the chefs, but lets just show that we belong on the same field as them. I don't want repeats of the Barry defenses that just bleed yards and then scores. I don't want to see Love with Myers in his lap about the time he finishes his 3 step drop.Bet it all on Green!!!:lol

[ThunderDan]

Bet it all on Green!!!:lol

0,00,000 now on the roulette wheels.

[Joemailman]

Inactives:

Green Bay Packers

23 CB Jaire Alexander
33 RB Aaron Jones
57 LB Brenton Cox Jr.
72 T Caleb Jones
81 TE Josiah Deguara
83 WR Samori Toure

Kansas City Chiefs

1 RB Jerick McKinnon
31 CB Nic Jones
53 DE BJ Thompson
68 OL Mike Caliendo
92 DT Neil Farrell
94 DE Malik Herring

[ThunderDan]

Wife wonders when the first Taylor Swift mention will happen.

[MadtownPacker]

0,00,000 now on the roulette wheels.
Exactly. People will say you have no chance. But like Lloyd said, so you’re saying there’s a chance?

[MadtownPacker]

Wife wonders when the first Taylor Swift mention will happen.
I’m going to try to take a half shot Patron every time they show her. But I have concerns about making it to halftime.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

What the fuck is wrong with J-Alex?

[ThunderDan]

Nice pull by Runyan on that run.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Cleveland Brown is the color guy tonight?

[ThunderDan]

Nice pull by Myers on that run.

[red]

I don’t like the idea that we have to keep blowing smoke up the ass of love

Not to fuel his ego like the last guy, but to just keep his confidence up

[ThunderDan]

Wow, we are running the ball well tonight.

[ThunderDan]

That didn’t work.

[Joemailman]

What was that?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Seriously, Cleveland Brown is doing the color analysis tonight.

[King Friday]

Packers want all the Chiefs to leave in body bags tonight.

[ThunderDan]

Touch Down Packers!

[Joemailman]

A perfect drive.

[beveaux1]

Ben Sims! TD!

[MadtownPacker]

Packers want all the Chiefs to leave in body bags tonight.
Dillion’s thickness is banging them up.

Great drive, couldn’t ask for better.

[Joemailman]

Ben Sims - Fuckdoggle!

[Fosco33]

Impressive. Now let’s get a quick stop or a turnover and get them on their ass

[red]

Nice first drive

I’m liking Kraft a lot lately.

Looks like a solid all around TE

[ThunderDan]

Ok D, let’s get a stop.

[ThunderDan]

OPI.

[ThunderDan]

Damn, the D needed a stop there.

[ThunderDan]

We were in base there and got gashed.

[ThunderDan]

Two sacks by the D to hold them to a FG attempt.

[beveaux1]

Van Ness and Gary/Clark stopped them. Packers look fired up. They came to play.

[King Friday]

Great hold in the red zone. Keep doing that, and we have a good chance to win.

[beveaux1]

Great hold in the red zone. Keep doing that, and we have a good chance to win.

Let's not go too far. We have a slight chance to win.

[Joemailman]

Nice stand there, but both defenses were reeling out there.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Taylor Swift!

[ThunderDan]

Kraft looks good.

[MadtownPacker]

Kraft just asked Kelce about Taytay.

[MadtownPacker]

Taylor Swift!First shot!

[ThunderDan]

3rd Chief getting helped off the field.

[ThunderDan]

Kraft just put 6 on his back on that tackle attempt.

[ThunderDan]

Touch Down Packers!

[Fosco33]

I saw two false starts and one obvious holding not called on that drive. Refs wanting us to get a lead to give mahomes something to do. ������

[beveaux1]

Packers look well-coached! Love looks great.

[Joemailman]

Chiefs have 37 sacks on the season and they've hardly breathed on Love. Wonder what Spagnuolo will dial up to change that.

[ThunderDan]

I think this is the offense that MiLF has wanted to run for years.

[ThunderDan]

I saw two false starts and one obvious holding not called on that drive. Refs wanting us to get a lead to give mahomes something to do. ������

Yup, saw that also.

[ThunderDan]

How do you not have Kelce running free.

[Teamcheez1]

How do you not cover him?

[ThunderDan]

How do you not cover him?

That’s what I was trying to type.

[ThunderDan]

Come on D, hold.

[ThunderDan]

Another red zone sack.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

What’s with all the clock milking drives?

[Joemailman]

Punters might have to do some running to stay loose.

[King Friday]

Let's not go too far. We have a slight chance to win.

Like I said, if you keep stopping them in the red zone, we have a good chance to win.

[beveaux1]

Defense kind of holds again. As long as we score TDs on our end, we can win.

[MadtownPacker]

Like I said, if you keep stopping them in the red zone, we have a good chance to win.
Can’t expect them to shutdown KC so hell yes FGs are wins.

[Fosco33]

What a fast half. And another bend but don’t break defensive stand with a key deep penalty and a sack.

[ThunderDan]

What a fast half. And another bend but don’t break defensive stand with a key deep penalty and a sack.

Bend but don’t break can work if your O is working. When our O was averaging 2.5 points in the first half, bend but don’t break is a losing formula.

[Fosco33]

Can’t expect them to shutdown KC so hell yes FGs are wins.

We need to get to like 28 points

[ThunderDan]

I thought that run was going a lot farther. Great run there.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

What’s with Packers RBs not knowing how to run OB?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I thought that run was going a lot farther. Great run there.

Shoulda run OB at the end.

[Teamcheez1]

Not great clock management.

[beveaux1]

I'm liking this Packer team. They're exciting and fun to watch.

[KYPack]

Patrick Taylor appearance. I like it.

[King Friday]

I’d rather not give Mahomes the ball back, so I don’t mind it. Still can run 3-4 more plays.

[ThunderDan]

Shit, stupid penalty.

[ThunderDan]

Runyan barely touched Jones there is pass pro.

[ThunderDan]

That was a horrible waste of a drive. Please punt this.

[King Friday]

Dumb play call on third. Let Love be the guy. Put it in his hands.

[Teamcheez1]

We lost our focus on this drive. No excuse for not picking up enough yards for a FG attempt. That will come back to haunt us.

[beveaux1]

Punter does a great job.

[ThunderDan]

Great first half.

[Joemailman]

Great first half.

Good. Great would have been points on that last drive.

[beveaux1]

Great first half.

I agree. We couldn't have drawn it up much better.

[MadtownPacker]

I agree. We couldn't have drawn it up much better.
The chiefs D will be worn out by the 4th quarter.

[ThunderDan]

Anther route where Kelce is running free.

[ThunderDan]

KC killing there own first drive with penalties.

[ThunderDan]

4th Chief down on the ground.

[beveaux1]

We're hitting today.

[King Friday]

Packers defense has to come up with the stop here. Can’t move them back 15 yards and let them get a first.

[red]

Nice hold no call

[ThunderDan]

Get two players on Kelce all night. He is the only player making big plays.

[Teamcheez1]

No pressure and no coverage

[King Friday]

Can someone cover 87? Why is he wide open continually?

[red]

Way to come out of the locker room d

[ThunderDan]

Fuck, we had a huge chance to get a punt and we let them escape and score a TD.

[King Friday]

At least we stopped the 2 point try. Packer offense is going to have to keep the pedal to the metal.

[beveaux1]

Our D does what our D does. Same old, same old.

[Joemailman]

Don't think Packers have targeted Doubs tonight.

[ThunderDan]

Ok O, we need a good drive here.

[ThunderDan]

Don't think Packers have targeted Doubs tonight.

Doubs has one catch.

5th Chief down.

[red]

Coach rich sure does have the special teams looking good, except for the rookie kicker and his extra points

Might be the best I can remember in a long time

The new punter and the coverage team are killing it

[KYPack]

The chiefs D will be worn out by the 4th quarter.

Hope you are right.

This one could be a real slobberknocker

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Fucking rookie safety . It’s 3rd and 18. You don’t leave your man til the QB crosses the LOS!

[red]

What the hell is going on with all the chief injuries?

Does are field really suck? Although some aren’t turf related

[ThunderDan]

What the hell is going on with all the chief injuries?

Does are field really suck? Although some aren’t turf related

We are hitting hard. Lots of energy in the last 5 weeks.

[red]

I hate it when they don’t show the injury again

I’ve probably watched the napoleon McCollum injury a million times since it happened

[ThunderDan]

Had Kraft on the left side. Went right 2 yards short.

[red]

What a catch by doubs

Yeah, that’s a perfect throw too

[red]

Holy hell

2 great throws and catches back to back

[ThunderDan]

Wow, that is why we drafted him in the 2nd round.

[beveaux1]

Oh Man!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

What a catch by doubs

Yeah, that’s a perfect throw too

Looks underthrown to me and every Chef defender near Doubs. But getting lucky is always good.

[beveaux1]

Watson with a great catch on a good throw by Love. How do you play better than this on O?

[ThunderDan]

Love 18/21 187 and 3 TDs.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I’d like to see a chefs punt, for fuck’s sake!

[red]

Come on d

[ThunderDan]

Out of base again on 1st down.

[King Friday]

Watson earned a lot of grief early in the year, and rightfully so. However, his ceiling is awful high, especially as he grows with Love.

[Fosco33]

Dillon has taken out two players with his legs. That last guy - his left leg was facing sideways.

[ThunderDan]

Offsides but still good coverage on Kelce.

[Teamcheez1]

Defense is not stopping anything in the second half.

[ThunderDan]

Good time out, 10 players on the field.

[red]

Watson earned a lot of grief early in the year, and rightfully so. However, his ceiling is awful high, especially as he grows with Love.

Other kept bringing it up earlier in the year

But maybe the injuries he had really were holding him back that much

[King Friday]

More of Barry being Barry.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Defense is not stopping anything in the second half.

Playing “prevent” and vanilla.

[red]

Good time out, 10 players on the field.

I love how coach jr threw a shit fit because the defense had to use a TO

But when his O burns all their timeouts early in the half’s it’s no big deal

[red]

Quay walker just choke slammed a guy

Love it

[ThunderDan]

Once again out of base and Reed has no problem running it up the middle.

[red]

For fuck sakes

[Teamcheez1]

Campbell and Walker have done nothing this game.

[Rastak]

That was the damndest thing.

[beveaux1]

We start every 1st down with 2 DL. They gain 5 to 8 every time they run on 1st down.

[Fosco33]

This might be the fewest drives in a game in a long time

[ThunderDan]

Packers shift out of base this series and KC has run 7 out of 10 plays plus our offsides penalty.

[ThunderDan]

Alright O, let’s respond again.

[Teamcheez1]

The Chiefs have been in the red zone on every drive in this game.

[Joemailman]

When was last time Packers didn't force a punt in a game?

[beveaux1]

Let's see a little Dillon here.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Barry sucks.

How about some fucking blitzes? Even Cleveland Brown mentioned something about the Chefs sucking at bombs this season. Chefs WRs don’t scare anyone!

Blitz!

[beveaux1]

When was last time Packers didn't force a punt in a game?

Probably a couple of times this year. We're bend, but don't break.

[ThunderDan]

Ouch, let’s not wait to 1 to snap the ball.

[KYPack]

We blinked

[ThunderDan]

Horrible, now the D actually has to force a punt.

[Fosco33]

Can we force one punt or get the key turnover??

[Teamcheez1]

The offense has lost its rhythm.
The D has let up a score on every drive.

Not looking good.

[beveaux1]

Can we force one punt or get the key turnover??

Good question. So far, it hasn't happened.

[MadtownPacker]

He needed to keep running and it was a TD.

Hold to FG or less and then score a TD is what we need.

[King Friday]

Will Barry continue to be Barry? If he does, we give up another TD.

[King Friday]

87 is about to get a 15 yard reception.

[ThunderDan]

I would rather have KC throwing 25 yards down the field than running the ball.

[beveaux1]

3 and out. Unbelievable.

[ThunderDan]

Probably was DPI there that wasn’t called. Good job D 3 and out.

[Teamcheez1]

D did their job.

Need a TD here.

[Fosco33]

Now let’s go back to the 7min TD drive mode

[ThunderDan]

Just throw it to Dillon there. Love held it and we get a hold on 63.

[King Friday]

OL is struggling to handle the pressure.

[ThunderDan]

Huge 1st down. Great reverse to Watson.

[ThunderDan]

Hit Heath right in the hands.

[Teamcheez1]

Drop

[red]

Nice move by heath

[ThunderDan]

I really didn’t think this drive was going anywhere after the holding call.

[ThunderDan]

Good throw away. Couldn’t take a sack there.

[red]

Love rolled right into the pressure. Should have just stayed in the pocket

He learned that shit from rodgers

[Teamcheez1]

Need better than that

[red]

Our running back is blocking the Far while the LG and center stand there and do nothing

Throw that fucking play away

[King Friday]

FG may be ok, because KC may score too quickly.

[ThunderDan]

Once again, KC chasing 2 points early has now made the Packer FG the smart play.

I really don’t get giving up sure points early in a game.

[beveaux1]

D needs another stop. What are the odds?

[red]

Once again, KC chasing 2 points early has now made the Packer FG the smart play.

I really don’t get giving up sure points early in a game.

But, math

And other nerd stuff

[beveaux1]

Once again, KC chasing 2 points early has now made the Packer FG the smart play.

I really don’t get giving up sure points early in a game.

I'm with you. I thought that was the wrong play.

[Joemailman]

D needs another stop. What are the odds?

Never tell me the odds.

[ThunderDan]

KC need a TD and 2 pointer and the Pack can still kick a Fzg to force OT.

[red]

D needs another stop. What are the odds?

No turnovers tonight so far

[red]

Uncatchable

Shit call that can be called on almost every play

Time for the refs to put their finger on the scale

[Fosco33]

Weak call

[KYPack]

Nixon is the one.

[ThunderDan]

Unbelievable, what a pick by Nixon.

[red]

No turnovers tonight so far

Nailed it!

[beveaux1]

Nixon int!!

[Fosco33]

No turnovers tonight so far

Yet…

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Great pick by 25 :)

[MadtownPacker]

Yeah bitchez!!!

[King Friday]

Wow. Big turnover!

[red]

Need a drive guys

[Fosco33]

Let’s go get the dagger ������️

[sharpe1027]

Time to ice this thing.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Yeah bitchez!!!

If Love milks the clock, maybe Skinbasket will become a believer.

[ThunderDan]

Please MiLF, don’t back off on the O play calling. Keep doing what you have been doing.

[red]

How old is that corona ad?

At least 20-25 years

[Fosco33]

Can we force one punt or get the key turnover??

Yes. Yes we can

[beveaux1]

TD might be the dagger!

[ThunderDan]

I hate that play. But I’ll take the 1st down.

[ThunderDan]

The Love Shove.

[ThunderDan]

And there is the end of Watson.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Shit, Christine with another hammy.

[Fosco33]

Such an Unathletic slide

[Anti-Polar Bear]

And there is the end of Watson.

Better hammy than knee.

[King Friday]

Watson has a hammie. Still.

[beveaux1]

Such bad luck.

[ThunderDan]

Such an Unathletic slide

Pulled his hammy before the slide down.

[red]

Fucking hamstrings

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Watson and his hammy is a lot like Claymaker and his hammy: soft and fragile.

[Teamcheez1]

Watson is made of glass.

[red]

And there is the end of Watson.

Glass joe

[beveaux1]

When he's healthy, he's an unbelievable athlete.

[ThunderDan]

One 1st down please.

[King Friday]

I think you have to run here. 45 seconds is a lot of time to leave on the table.

[red]

When he's healthy, he's an unbelievable athlete.

Can see why he dropped to the second

Couldn’t stay healthy in college either

[ThunderDan]

Love, you can’t take a sack.

[red]

Omg

Just fucking dumb

[Teamcheez1]

Throw the damn ball

[King Friday]

That was stupid. Just run the fucking ball. To have to get the 3.

[ThunderDan]

He has got it. Up 8.

[King Friday]

Throw the damn ball

No. You can’t leave 2 minutes on the clock. No reason to call a pass play there.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Throw the damn ball

Why? Incompletion stops clock. Pick is dumb.

Taking the sack was actually smart, contrary to what Cleveland Brown said.

[red]

Nice kick rook

Not over yet though

[sharpe1027]

There we go.

[Fosco33]

Win or lose - this young team is on the upswing and could be dangerous in post season. Good experience for when they are truly dangerous

[Teamcheez1]

No. You can’t leave 2 minutes on the clock. No reason to call a pass play there.

I meant don’t take the sack.

[beveaux1]

Great kick!!

[sharpe1027]

Van Nessz time to get home.

[red]

Fucking offsides on a fair caught kickoff

[ThunderDan]

Why? Incompletion stops clock. Pick is dumb.

Taking the sack was actually smart, contrary to what Cleveland Brown said.

No sack was stupid. If that is the decision to eat the ball if nothing is open, we should have run the ball.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

No. You can’t leave 2 minutes on the clock. No reason to call a pass play there.

No, you go for the kill. If no one’s open, which was the case there, take the sack.

Smart.

[KYPack]

Can't be off side on the KO kid

[Anti-Polar Bear]

No sack was stupid. If that is the decision to eat the ball if nothing is open, we should have run the ball.

Gotta go for the ducking kill. Running the ball is too conservative.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

What the fuck, ref!

[red]

Damnit

He was in bounds

Bull fucking shit!!!!!!

[ThunderDan]

Bullshit call. Complete bullshit.

[Fosco33]

Terrible call

[red]

Fumble!!!!!!!

[red]

Ass down

[ThunderDan]

If Pacheco threw a left hook, it is a 15 yard penalty and disqualification.

[Fosco33]

If Pacheco threw a left hook, it is a 15 yard penalty and disqualification.

Agreed

[red]

Why was the horrible penalty the play earlier not reviewed?

It was up for debate on the sideline why the hell can they not review that?

[ThunderDan]

That could be DPI.

[red]

And that should have been PI

These refs are a fucking joke

[KYPack]

DPI on Valentine

[red]

Forwards progress stop the clock

What the hell is going on???????

[ThunderDan]

He was being pulled backwards. Clock should have been kept running.

[Fosco33]

Refs get a C

[red]

Refs get a C

C?????

This whole series has been out of control

[ThunderDan]

C?????

This whole series has been out of control

4 huge missed calls on that drive alone.

[beveaux1]

I'm thinking playoffs.

[Fosco33]

Fuck yeah. These last 2 games have been unreal. Who saw that coming 7 week ago

[KYPack]

It's in the books.

Refs half hosed us on a couple calls

Valentine got away with a blatant DPI?

Sounds good to me.

[Fosco33]

C?????

This whole series has been out of control

An F on the series - but only a few other questionable calls prior

[Teamcheez1]

Can the announcers be more biased for the Chiefs than they already are?