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    Bears Playoff Tickets...
    A man goes to the Chicago Bear ticket office and inquires about purchasing play-off tickets. The ticket teller replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the Bears did not make it to the play-offs.

    The following day the same man goes to the Chicago Bear ticket office and inquires about purchasing Bear play-off tickets. The ticket teller politely replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the Bears did not make it to the play-offs.

    This goes on for an entire week. The man goes to the Bear ticket office inquiring about play-off tickets and the teller says none are for sale because the Bears did not make it to the play-offs.

    Another week of this goes by and the man still is asking the ticket teller about Bear play-off tickets. Finally the ticket teller in a loud voice says, I'VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS THERE WERE NOT ANY TICKETS AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE THE BEARS DID NOT MAKE THE PLAY-OFFS.

    The man replied, "I know." I drive all the way from Green Bay just to hear you say that!

    Retrieved from a forum post by Packfan4 over at Packers News Talk Football forums.
    I can't run no more
    With that lawless crowd
    While the killers in high places
    Say their prayers out loud
    But they've summoned, they've summoned up
    A thundercloud
    They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

  • #2
    Hahahahahaha! Hey Bearman - you like???

    I ripped it too.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Scott Campbell
      Hahahahahaha! Hey Bearman - you like???

      I ripped it too.
      I thought I smelled something!
      "Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts." -Daniel Patrick Moynihan

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      • #4
        lol love it
        Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.

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