Meanwhile on the other side of the NFC....

[MadtownPacker]

You guys heard about romo and Jessica "Jezebel" Simpson spending the bye-week in Mexico?

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/hashmarks/0-5-22/Phillips-unfazed-by-players--Mexican-getaway.html

There's even pictures of them. Dude even took whitten with him. Guess he had to have his "tight end".

http://www.flynetonline.com/2008/01/jessica-tonys-mexican-getaway

[MadtownPacker]

Now Strahan is saying he will date Simpson...

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/7661628?MSNHPHMA

[GrnBay007]

I don't think Strahan can afford a girlfriend after that settlement with his ex and the child support he is paying. :P

[Guiness]

Ok, you have to give Strahan kudos that for that one! Who knows if it worked, but saying he'd be willing to pick up where Romo left off with Jessica is a damned good attempt to rattle the pots and pans in his kitchen!!!

[Deputy Nutz]

I bet Strahan would be like the rest of us, waiting in line to eat the corn out of her shit.

[PlantPage55]

I bet Strahan would be like the rest of us, waiting in line to eat the corn out of her shit.

Oh God. Where's that "puking" emoticon?

[MJZiggy]

Here. Eeeewww.

[Harlan Huckleby]

I found this story really odd. So he takes a weekend trip with his girlfriend during his off weekend. Scandalous! And this talk of Simpson being Yoko Romo!? The only crime she shares with Yoko is having a bad singing voice.

[MJZiggy]

Who said distracting Romo from his game was a crime??

[packinpatland]

There should be no problem with Romo taking the time off. I just quesiton leaving the country.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Mexico is just the deep south.

[Fritz]

I bet Strahan would be like the rest of us, waiting in line to eat the corn out of her shit.

Okay, this was gross but it was also hilarious. I laughed.