Ted Is Trapped In the Closet, Chap. 1o :)

[Guest]

Ted Is Trapped in the Closet, Chap. 10

In the dead of night
Love, you’re so tight
O, so quick, I’m done for
Baby, you’re too is done for
You’ve never had this before

While we lay sleeplessly in bed
Escaping everything that makes us sad
Mac and Jag are driving back to the hotel room
Said Jag, “Mac how big is your human bloom”
Said Mac, “Stop it Jag, Ted will fire me if he finds out”
Said Jag, “It’s a risk I’m happily, I’m willing to take”
“If you love me too, you won’t care about the stakes”

Here they are, in their hotel room now
Asked Mac, “So Jag, what’s your philosophy?”
Said Jag, “To fall in love with you”
“No, not that; what’s your football philosophy?”
“O, Mac, cut block, cheap block, zone block”
“That’s cruel Jag, but it might just work”
“I know Mac, it’ll compensate Ted’s failure”
“Failure, Mac, failure to resign Wahle”

“I’m bored” said Jag
“Wanna do it, Mac?”
Said Mac, “I want to but I don’t think we should”
“Jag, you knew damn well about Ted and I”
“I love him, Jag, but I love you too”
“Then do me, Mac, do me now”
Out of the blue came Gary Lightbody
His voice, his voice is music to me:

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

And they did it
Mac and Jag, they did it

So how does it feel, dear?
I told you there’s nothing to fear
Your innocence, forever lost
But me, me you’ve found

[Anti-Polar Bear]

blump

and im out.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Ok, I've come to my conscience and out of fear of being banned by the Nazi Mexican Madtown Packer (just kidding, i dont really care if he banned me), this will be my last rant of this kind for a while.

Read and charish these lyrics as it will be a while before I post another Ted is Trapped in the Closet thread on this forum.