Thank You TT. You Saved Tyrone Bigguns Life.

[Jimx29]

proof that that crack don't smoke itself

[twoseven]

Bigguns, just so I'll know how to react, is this another one of those sarcasm posts, or do you actually live in a box in AZ? If so, do you keep your doodie in a pickle jar like Damon Wayans used to do in the early 90s?

[Charles Woodson]

Step into my office...

If "my office" is a sexual metaphor i'm all over it.

Don't worry, Tyrone believes in safe sex. It is safe that you won't wanna have sex after meeting me.

No, sorry, I had other ideas in mind. Strictly nonsexual ones...

Typical male. You take sex out of the discussion and they immediately lose interest...

did you say something?

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Step into my office...

If "my office" is a sexual metaphor i'm all over it.

Don't worry, Tyrone believes in safe sex. It is safe that you won't wanna have sex after meeting me.

No, sorry, I had other ideas in mind. Strictly nonsexual ones...

Typical male. You take sex out of the discussion and they immediately lose interest...

did you say something?

LMAO

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Bigguns, just so I'll know how to react, is this another one of those sarcasm posts, or do you actually live in a box in AZ? If so, do you keep your doodie in a pickle jar like Damon Wayans used to do in the early 90s?

I found the pickle jar to be inadequate. I like the quick pop top of a Grolsch.

[twoseven]

Bigguns, just so I'll know how to react, is this another one of those sarcasm posts, or do you actually live in a box in AZ? If so, do you keep your doodie in a pickle jar like Damon Wayans used to do in the early 90s?

I found the pickle jar to be inadequate. I like the quick pop top of a Grolsch.

You do realize that Wayans was primarily using the jar for old number two, right? Trying to picture you squeezing one into the neck of a Grolsch is even more confusing and entertaining than your serious posts.

[the_idle_threat]

Good stuff. Well Done, Tyrone.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Bigguns, just so I'll know how to react, is this another one of those sarcasm posts, or do you actually live in a box in AZ? If so, do you keep your doodie in a pickle jar like Damon Wayans used to do in the early 90s?

I found the pickle jar to be inadequate. I like the quick pop top of a Grolsch.

You do realize that Wayans was primarily using the jar for old number two, right? Trying to picture you squeezing one into the neck of a Grolsch is even more confusing and entertaining than your serious posts.

All Tyrone will say is that he has amazing control of his sphincter.

[twoseven]

Bigguns, just so I'll know how to react, is this another one of those sarcasm posts, or do you actually live in a box in AZ? If so, do you keep your doodie in a pickle jar like Damon Wayans used to do in the early 90s?

I found the pickle jar to be inadequate. I like the quick pop top of a Grolsch.

You do realize that Wayans was primarily using the jar for old number two, right? Trying to picture you squeezing one into the neck of a Grolsch is even more confusing and entertaining than your serious posts.

All Tyrone will say is that he has amazing control of his sphincter.

..and some might say TT has amazing control of his spincter with the cap money. The freaky symbiosis you have with this guy is too much.

[Harlan Huckleby]

All Tyrone will say is that he has amazing control of his sphincter.

How did you acquire this intimate knowledge?
Never mind, your business is your business.

Maybe he does his own version of kegel exercises.

[twoseven]

All Tyrone will say is that he has amazing control of his sphincter.

How did you acquire this intimate knowledge?
Never mind, your business is your business.

Maybe he does his own version of kegel exercises.

Maybe he can do the gluteal version of the 'bottle trick' that Woody Harrelson did in The Cowboy Way?

[Harlan Huckleby]

i think that's a trick I could stand to miss.

[twoseven]

i think that's a trick I could stand to miss.

Somehow Harrelson manages to get his tongue far enough into an empty beer bottle and he can then actually wag the bottle around with ease. It's how he tries to impress a woman in the movie. Something about having a strong tongue I guess.

The idea of sphincter master Bigguns duplicating this feat of strength with his ass is what made me laugh to myself, sorry if it doesn't do it for anyone else.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

All Tyrone will say is that he has amazing control of his sphincter.

How did you acquire this intimate knowledge?
Never mind, your business is your business.

Maybe he does his own version of kegel exercises.

Tyrone was speaking about Tyrone's sphincter. No one else's.