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Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Milwaukee who has recently been diagnosed
as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of
Madison and one of my sisters, who lives in Wausau, is married to
a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested
for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent
on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Eau Claire.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a
non-parole life sentence in Bettendorf for the murder of a teenage
boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting trial on
charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former
prostitute who lives in Racine. She is still a part time working
girl'.
All things considered, my problem is this: I
love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I
certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Viking fan?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Milwaukee who has recently been diagnosed
as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of
Madison and one of my sisters, who lives in Wausau, is married to
a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested
for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent
on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Eau Claire.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a
non-parole life sentence in Bettendorf for the murder of a teenage
boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting trial on
charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former
prostitute who lives in Racine. She is still a part time working
girl'.
All things considered, my problem is this: I
love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I
certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Viking fan?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
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