7th rounder for Ike

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Yes, I get it, I have issues with always having to be right. Those two are off their rockers though. I hope they realize in the posters picture I was bending over slightly to allow a better picture of the people in the back row.

[SkinBasket]

Yes, I get it, I have issues with always having to be right. Those two are off their rockers though. I hope they realize in the posters picture I was bending over slightly to allow a better picture of the people in the back row.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

I was bending over slightly!!!


HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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What exactly does your wife see in you?

[SkinBasket]

What exactly does your wife see in you?

I would imagine it's the huge cock (when it's not bent over to allow a better view of whatever's behind it) and a sense of humor. Other than that, I don't have a clue.

[BallHawk]

Yes, I get it, I have issues with always having to be right.

That's a bad issue to have if you're wrong a lot......

[Bossman641]

What exactly does your wife see in you?

I would imagine it's the huge cock (when it's not bent over to allow a better view of whatever's behind it) and a sense of humor. Other than that, I don't have a clue.

Hahaha, good one.

[Deputy Nutz]

What exactly does your wife see in you?

I would imagine it's the huge cock (when it's not bent over to allow a better view of whatever's behind it) and a sense of humor. Other than that, I don't have a clue.

Mostly it was interception at a young age.

I think he is a handsome little devil.

[Deputy Nutz]

You guys are crazy. 5'11" is pretty much the standard male height.

Skin was short at maybe 5'8". Mad had about 2 inches on me at 6'1". Tarlam was about 6'5" if I remember correctly.

Christ, you guys are off your rockers about the weirdest stuff. You guys need to get some hobbies or something. I love how you two, who have interacted with me for about 3 hours total, (even less with skin) while you were both intoxicated to the point where you both puked no less, are suddenly experts on my height.

In all honesty I thought you were closer to midget size than a real sized person. Sorry.

[SkinBasket]

Mostly it was interception at a young age.

I think he is a handsome little devil.

No. Remember you're the handsome one. I'm the creepy one. Of course they were all crazy. But crazy people are usually honest.

[Deputy Nutz]

Mostly it was interception at a young age.

I think he is a handsome little devil.

No. Remember you're the handsome one. I'm the creepy one. Of course they were all crazy. But crazy people are usually honest.

You did creep them out, but they had it coming. The 43 year old wanted a piece of action at that other bar, it was better to just walk away.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Football: Agent disputes severity of Ikegwuonu's knee injury
By TOM MULHERN

Cornerback Jack Ikegwuonu suffered a torn ACL during a workout on Tuesday, but his agent disputed early reports it would cause the former University of Wisconsin standout to miss the upcoming football season.

Agent Drew Rosehnaus said late Thursday night that Ikegwuonu would undergo surgery in the next two weeks and claimed he would be ready for training camp with an NFL team.

"All the other ligaments are strong and in place," Rosenhaus said. "He does not need surgery on anything other than the ACL. ... All this doom and gloom, I believe, is not valid."

Dr. John Uribe, who is the team doctor for the University of Miami, will perform the surgery.

"Through rigorous rehab, he will be running — if not full speed — before the draft," Rosenhaus said. "There's no question he'll be ready for training camp."

Uribe also performed the surgery on another Rosenhaus client, running back Willis McGahee, a former Hurricanes standout who suffered a serious knee injury in his final college game in January 2003.

Rosenhaus predicted McGahee still would be a first-round pick in the next draft and that's what happened. The Buffalo Bills took McGahee with the 23rd pick overall.

"I'm still projecting, because of (Ikegwuonu's) age (22) and the way guys come back from these injuries ... the type of people we have working with him are the exact same people that worked with Willis McGahee, a first-round pick and first player drafted at his position," Rosenhaus said. "I'm not going to project that for Jack but I will tell you, I still think he's going to be drafted in the early rounds."

Ikegwuonu was working out at Perfect Competition, a training facility in Davie, Fla., for the NFL draft, which will be April 26-27.

He made himself eligible for the draft earlier this month, leaving UW after his junior season, and signed with Rosenhaus on Jan. 5.

Ikegwuonu was pulling a sled, in a drill designed to improve his speed, when the injury occurred.

He exploded out of a start and planted his leg when the knee gave way.

"I blame the agent for telling him to come out, when we told him to stay in," an NFL scout said.

Rosenhaus said Ikegwuonu still plans to attend next month's scouting combine in Indianapolis, where teams will be able to interview him.

Ikegwuonu also will attend the re-check for injured players a month later.

"Jack will be at both," Rosenhaus said. "He will have an opportunity to visit teams, which we will set up for him. We also anticipate, just like we did for Willis, before the draft, staging a workout.

"Exactly what Jack will be able to do, we're not positive. He will work out for teams before the draft, in some capacity, whether it's jogging or running. I'm not saying he'll be sprinting at that time."

Rosenhaus said, prior to the injury, a "number of teams" told him Ikegwuonu had a chance of going in the first round, "if he ran as fast as people projected him."

"Certainly, I had teams telling me on their draft boards, he was no worse than a second-round pick," Rosenhaus said.

The scout said Ikegwuonu now would be a late-round pick or a free agent. But Rosenhaus said his client could still be taken in the first three rounds.

"I do think it's a possibility," Rosenhaus said. "By the time the draft rolls around, people are going to be able to see he's healthy. He wasn't eligible (as a junior) to play in any (all-star) games. The only thing he's going to miss is the combine.

"But Jack's athletic ability and his film speaks for itself. Because he's a cover man, an elite one, he still has a chance to be a very high pick."

[Harlan Huckleby]

Football: Ikegwuonu's injury costly
Torn ACL figures to significantly hamper his stock heading into NFL draft

The Capital Times — 1/25/2008

Jack Ikegwuonu's path to the NFL took a major detour Tuesday when the former University of Wisconsin cornerback sustained a serious knee injury while training in Davie, Fla.

Ikegwuonu sustained a torn anterior cruciate ligament while pulling a sled in an exercise designed to improve his speed, according to published reports. His agent, Drew Rosenhaus, disputed initial reports that Ikegwuonu had sustained damage to other ligaments and cartilage in the knee, telling the Wisconsin State Journal that the injury was limited to the ACL.

The general timetable for recovery from reconstructive surgery is six months. Rosenhaus forecast that Ikegwuonu, who earlier this month decided to forgo his senior season with the Badgers, will be able to play football in the 2008 season.

However, the impact of the injury on Ikegwuonu's status for the April 26-27 NFL draft could be dramatic. Although the former Madison Memorial athlete has not divulged his projection by the advisory board that helps college underclassmen determine whether to turn pro, an unnamed NFL personnel executive told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel that Ikegwuonu "wasn't going to be that high of a pick, anyway. Fourth round."

Even if he undergoes surgery to repair the ACL within two weeks -- the timetable offered by Rosenhaus in the Wisconsin State Journal report -- Ikegwuonu will not be able to participate in pre-draft workouts or the NFL combine, which is held in late February in Indianapolis, which figures to hurt his stock.

"I blame the agent for talking the kid into coming out," the NFL source told the Journal Sentinel. "Stupid. Because he wasn't a first-day player."

Even though he was accorded first-team All-Big Ten Conference honors this past season as a junior, by his own account Ikegwuonu had an up-and-down year. He missed large portions of games against The Citadel (thigh injury) and Michigan State (flu), and recorded just one interception.

But quality cover corners are a rare commodity in the NFL, and Ikegwuonu's size (6-1, 193 pounds) makes him an intriguing prospect.

Further complicating Ikegwuonu's future is his pending court date. He is scheduled to stand trial March 24 in Sycamore, Ill., on charges of residential burglary and criminal trespass after he and his twin brother Bill allegedly broke into an apartment and stole an Xbox video game system in November 2006.

Ikegwuonu has pleaded not guilty to the charges. If convicted of residential burglary, a Class 1 felony in Illinois, he faces a minimum of four years in prison and a fine of up to $25,000.

[GrnBay007]

Mostly it was interception at a young age.

I think he is a handsome little devil.

No. Remember you're the handsome one. I'm the creepy one. Of course they were all crazy. But crazy people are usually honest.

You did creep them out, but they had it coming. The 43 year old wanted a piece of action at that other bar, it was better to just walk away.

Was that the one that popped Mad?
oops, I mean, had a dispute?

[Deputy Nutz]

Mostly it was interception at a young age.

I think he is a handsome little devil.

No. Remember you're the handsome one. I'm the creepy one. Of course they were all crazy. But crazy people are usually honest.

You did creep them out, but they had it coming. The 43 year old wanted a piece of action at that other bar, it was better to just walk away.

Was that the one that popped Mad?
oops, I mean, had a dispute?

Nothing to do with the Rat Game. An individual experience between Skin, myself, and a bar full of crazy people.

[Guiness]

you might be right about I. having insurance.

the NCAA is not a Satanic organization, I bet they would allow a team to provide medical care for a transition student on appeal, they make exceptions to their rules.

Yes, who would purposely cause innocent student athletes pain *cough* *NCAA*

/SNL subliminal man

You're right. No actual signs of devil worship. But they run a monopoly probably second only to the NFL's.