Chris Berman - Wound A Little Tight

[Carolina_Packer]

Isn't there anyone qualified to help you out there in the boonies? You know ride up to your little house, with a black horse and buggy, get out wipe the dust off of his boots and the sweat from his forehead.

Woody, I live in Salt Lake City. We have a NBA franchise, hosted the 02 Olympic games, have running water and everything. You should come out, and I'll show you around. I can even show you where some of the real polygamists live if you like.

While I love living here, I don't feel particularly compelled to bore people with thread after thread about where I live the way you do. We have a Chamber of Commerce for that.

Ah, come on Scott, be a little narcissistic and self-agrandizing! It might look good on you!

[RashanGary]

Holy shit, that was the funniest thing I've ever seen. I really can't stop laughing.

[RashanGary]

His body language absolutely priceless. And then how suprised he is at how dumb and rude everyone is. He really can't believe it.

[RashanGary]

From 50 seconds to 60 seconds is hillarious. He's so animated and condecending. I'm a tough customer to really laugh out loud but wow, that was freaking priceless. My stomach hurts.

[b bulldog]

As a Christain, I'm a tad put off by his remarks, what an idiot.

[RashanGary]

I like that he's sippin on his coke too. . . He really doesn't need a drop more caffeine.

[KYPack]

Man, we gotta a lot of Christians on here.

What is this, Christian Encourager?

Well.. don't none of ya read another classic Bermanism.


"A friend of mine just told me he's getting married. When he gave me the news I immediately thought of the time we were in Scottsdale at spring training, because it's the best pickup story I've ever been a party to. It was about nine years ago, and I actually forget the bar. But my friend was seriously putting the moves on this somewhat attractive young woman, who was wearing leather pants and had a leather jacket draped over her lap. They had been chatting at the bar for about an hour, and my friend thought he was in the house. I had never seen someone work so hard for a score.

But just as he was putting on the finishing touches, Chris Berman walks by. And without even breaking stride, Berman looks at the girl, points and says "You're with me, leather." And the girl looks up, instantly recognizes Berman, snatches up her jacket and walks out with him, leaving my friend in mid-sentence.
Because we made another call to independently confirm this tale, "You're with me, leather," now officially enters the pantheon of Chris Bermanisms, of which there were probably several more uttered later during the evening in question. Yeah, we should have noted earlier that this thing gets really horrifying if you think about it too much."

Google "Berman Leather" on go to Deadspin if you want the gory details.

[BF4MVP]

Just a guy who got pissed off..No big deal..He apologized too.

[GrnBay007]

My kids recorded (without me knowing) with the cell phone....a lil rant by me one day in the car after someone almost hit us. Then the next day made it my new ring tone. Luckily I received a phone call that day BEFORE I went to work and anyone else heard it. (who needs enemies when you have kids! j/k)

Thats FUNNY!! that is also why my kids will never have a cell phone.

They don't have cell phones....they did this with mine!

I think it's all part of the conspiracy for me to get them a cell phone. They use mine ALL the time and then when I go to use it or take it to work the battery is close to being dead.

[RashanGary]

Just a guy who got pissed off..No big deal..He apologized too.

I thought it was pretty bad. Not saying I"m not pretty bad from time to time, but that wasn't just a normal blow up.


The funniest part is his arrogant, condecending tone. The entire time, he's just dumb founded by how rude and/or stupid his co-workers are. He's like "seriously, what the fuck. . . I mean how in the fuck can you do that?. .. . . . No, really, I'm just fucking dumb founded that you can't sit still for 10 fucking seconds while I concentrate. .. . . . Oh my god, I can't believe this, as soon as I need to concentrate people are zipping around <motions violently with hands>. . . . Wow, it's like these people have never done TV. . . . . .What the fuck. . . . <sips caffeinated cola>. . . <continues ranting and raving about how stupid his coworkers are>



Priceless. You can't teach that condecending tone. Either you think you are better than the people around you or you don't. I don't have a problem with it, but I'll bet his co-workers probably did.

[BF4MVP]

Just a guy who got pissed off..No big deal..He apologized too.

I thought it was pretty bad. Not saying I"m not pretty bad from time to time, but that wasn't just a normal blow up.


The funniest part is his arrogant, condecending tone. The entire time, he's just dumb founded by how rude and/or stupid his co-workers are. He's like "seriously, what the fuck. . . I mean how in the fuck can you do that?. .. . . . No, really, I'm just fucking dumb founded that you can't sit still for 10 fucking seconds while I concentrate. .. . . . Oh my god, I can't believe this, as soon as I need to concentrate people are zipping around <motions violently with hands>. . . . Wow, it's like these people have never done TV. . . . . .What the fuck. . . . <sips caffeinated cola>. . . <continues ranting and raving about how stupid his coworkers are>



Priceless. You can't teach that condecending tone. Either you think you are better than the people around you or you don't. I don't have a problem with it, but I'll bet his co-workers probably did.

Yeah it was pretty bad. We all are from time to time though

You pretty much nailed it, though..