Official Tarlem for NFLE Commissioner Thread

[BlueBrewer]

Lets lay out the platform for a successful and marketable NFLE.

First off Naked Swedish Cheerleaders on Every team sideline.[/b]

[jack's smirking revenge]

Re: Official Tarlem for NFLE Commissioner Thread

Lets lay out the platform for a successful and marketable NFLE.

First off Naked Swedish Cheerleaders on Every team sideline.[/b]

Dinkel Acker and Amsterdam's finest Ganja brownies sold at every game.

tyler

[BlueBrewer]

mmmmmmmm Brownies

[BlueBrewer]

Teams could be made up of players allocated by division. NFC North Blizzard

[BlueBrewer]

Uniforms should be like probowl. Same pants and jersey but your own Teams helmet.

[billy_oliver880]

Re: Official Tarlem for NFLE Commissioner Thread

Lets lay out the platform for a successful and marketable NFLE.

First off Naked Swedish Cheerleaders on Every team sideline.[/b]

Dinkel Acker and Amsterdam's finest Ganja brownies sold at every game.

tyler

Dude he has my vote...I am sooooo going to those games.

[BlueBrewer]

season tickets can be purchased for a small fee of $1500.00

[billy_oliver880]

season tickets can be purchased for a small fee of $1500.00

Will you throw in the brownies for free if I purchase them?

[jack's smirking revenge]

Can you imagine attending an NFLE game in Amsterdam loaded up on brownies? Talk about heaven. I don't think I'd ever leave the stadium.

tyler

[billy_oliver880]

Can you imagine attending an NFLE game in Amsterdam loaded up on brownies? Talk about heaven. I don't think I'd ever leave the stadium.

tyler

More then likey I would be walking around on the field during the game.

[BlueBrewer]

season tickets can be purchased for a small fee of $1500.00

Will you throw in the brownies for free if I purchase them?

Brownies and one bonghit

[Tarlam!]

Well, I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo HONORED by this thread. And Billy, you and the other Rats will be flying to the games in the X-Wing.

Yes, I will make changes. The changes will be progressive and they will be capitalistic. Firstly, I will expand the league by 2 teams. I will then hold a lottery on which NFL teams are aligned to their NFLE counter parts.

Then, I will.......

Oh, I am soooooo on a trip right now!!!!!

[jack's smirking revenge]

Can you imagine attending an NFLE game in Amsterdam loaded up on brownies? Talk about heaven. I don't think I'd ever leave the stadium.

tyler

More then likey I would be walking around on the field during the game.

Might not be a bad thing. It's NFL-E. They may throw you into the game. Either that or think you're an American celebrity.

Funny connection to the Caddyshack thread: perhaps you could "try out" the Amsterdam field grass to see if its any good.

tyler

[BlueBrewer]

How would you divide the allocating teams?

[Tarlam!]

How would you divide the allocating teams?

Firstly, I would account for the NFC/AFC. Then, I would account for the traditional rivalry. Finally, I would account for the divisional rivaly.

There would be no way, the Cowboys and the Redskins would share an expansion>/farm team, for example. That's just one of the rivalries I am aware of, but, I would research the rivalries and make certain the 8 x 4 methodology would not be hampered. I have noticed, that GB fans like Buffulo fans, for example.