Another Caption Contest

[Scott Campbell]

"Ah, la la land is so nice, what could be dreamier than getting a B.J. that I'll never forget."



"And in the third round, the Green Bay Packers select B.J.Sander, punter from Ohio State."

A timely bump for Vic and BJ.

[the_idle_threat]

I think Vic is the winner ...

[Terry]

1) "I can do this job with my eyes closed."

2) Reporter - "Mike, when did you first realize that you just had to have BJ Sander?"
Mike - "Well, it came to me in a dream at the Indy combine"

3) Ted thought it would be funny to put his vibrating toothbrush on the soundly sleeping Mike Sherman's crotch.

4) Mike had assured Bob Harlan that he had plenty of energy to be both the GM and Head Coach.

5) Just then an announcement flashed on the jumbotron asking the participating players to please keep it down so as not to disturb Mr. Sherman.

6) Mike - "Bill, I'm telling you this new daytime formula of NyQuil doesn't make you drowsy at...........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

7) ....and it was at this very moment that everyone at the combine realized that Donnel Washington could not play at the NFL level.

8) Sherman liked to compare his intensity to the late great coach Lombardi, saying "hey, Max McGee told me Vince used to nap at practice too".

9) It was becoming more and more apparent that the midnight bowling with Coach Rossely had begun to take it's toll.

10) Though Mike would never admit it to even his best of friends, he often found his thoughts drifting to his perky personal assistant Tank, washing his car in a string bikini.

11) Mike - "There's now way in hell Harlan's going to fire me. I just went 10-6 and won 3 division titles! In fact to prove it, I'm gonna take a nap right here at the combine on national TV."

12) During the Bill's interview process, Coach Sherman's legendary work ethic with the Packers just wasn't enough to overcome Dick Jauron's dynamic personality.

I vote for #7 here out of the entire thread's offerings. (However, I do find it amazing that the same cartoonist could actually have written #3.)

[mngolf19]

Coach Mularky "If he thinks I'm gonna tell him what just happened, he can kiss my ass"