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It's not yet training camp and new Packer coach Mike McCarthy has already lost the team. Ask him and he will tell you he doesn't know where in the world is Carmen San Diego, or Al Harris or Rod Gardner or Mike Wahle.
Ask McCarthy to name the Canadian punter who is booming punts and he won't know. McCarthy is too busy working with the quarterbacks. And firing expletives at reporters.
Ask McCarthy what he does late at night, and he will tell you he and offensive coordinator Jeff Jagodzinski likes to watch "Brokeback Mountain" in a hotel room and then do what the two cowboys does at Brokeback Mountain there. (See "Ted is Trapped In the Closet, Chap. 10" for more)
Everything former coach Mike Sherman was, McCarthy is the opposite. Sherman was a disciplinarian when knew exactly where each of his players were in the off season. McCarthy subscribes to the "choas theory of queerness" (such theory implies that so long as gay sex is plentiful, gay folks won't care about other matters). Sherman was a winner. McCarthy? A loser. Sherman is straight. McCarthy? Gay, as in queer.
If the Pack makes the Playoffs this year, which I hope they do because this season marks the final straw of Brett Favre's glorious career, it won't be because Mike McCarthy did good; instead, because Mike Sherman left the Packers with a solid foundation (not to mention, $35 M in cap room, which was used inefficiently by GM Ted Thompson).
And if the Packers misses the playoffs? Mike McCarthy and Ted Thompson deserves to be exiled to Brokeback Mountain and to never return again to the Green Bay Packers.
Ask McCarthy to name the Canadian punter who is booming punts and he won't know. McCarthy is too busy working with the quarterbacks. And firing expletives at reporters.
Ask McCarthy what he does late at night, and he will tell you he and offensive coordinator Jeff Jagodzinski likes to watch "Brokeback Mountain" in a hotel room and then do what the two cowboys does at Brokeback Mountain there. (See "Ted is Trapped In the Closet, Chap. 10" for more)
Everything former coach Mike Sherman was, McCarthy is the opposite. Sherman was a disciplinarian when knew exactly where each of his players were in the off season. McCarthy subscribes to the "choas theory of queerness" (such theory implies that so long as gay sex is plentiful, gay folks won't care about other matters). Sherman was a winner. McCarthy? A loser. Sherman is straight. McCarthy? Gay, as in queer.
If the Pack makes the Playoffs this year, which I hope they do because this season marks the final straw of Brett Favre's glorious career, it won't be because Mike McCarthy did good; instead, because Mike Sherman left the Packers with a solid foundation (not to mention, $35 M in cap room, which was used inefficiently by GM Ted Thompson).
And if the Packers misses the playoffs? Mike McCarthy and Ted Thompson deserves to be exiled to Brokeback Mountain and to never return again to the Green Bay Packers.
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