JAVON FOUND UNCONSCIOUS IN VEGAS!!!

[SkinBasket]

This is the direction this lame thread needed to go...sack-mods.

It has turned into one of the strangest pseudo penis lashing contests we've seen in a while. Two doods arguing about who has better jewelry and shoes while trying to fumigate the thread with as much hip lingo as possible. It's all very... I don't even fucking know what it is, but it is weird.

Not as weird as thinking about how Zool must be powering his neon ball sack kit, but weird nonetheless.

[SkinBasket]

I'm also not sure if mission is the black guy or the racially ambiguous fellow next to him.

[mission]

This is the direction this lame thread needed to go...sack-mods.

It has turned into one of the strangest pseudo penis lashing contests we've seen in a while. Two doods arguing about who has better jewelry and shoes while trying to fumigate the thread with as much hip lingo as possible. It's all very... I don't even fucking know what it is, but it is weird.

Not as weird as thinking about how Zool must be powering his neon ball sack kit, but weird nonetheless.

not that i would expect you to read all that crap but thats definitely not what we're arguing about...

im a musician stoner/skater dude who only has nice shit out of necessity for certain settings. i have a huge collection of pretty average t-shirts though (they all fit me). my profession just places me in crackie's world sometimes.

crackie bigguns IS a pimp, is the biggest baller and knows all the bouncers at every exclusive club in the country.

i drink cheap beer and hit on chicks whose hair looks like they just got out of bed.

oh -- and i live in a big warehouse in the hood and sleep on the couch in my own place.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

NO one was being degraded.

Tyrone, you're being an arrogant pompous ass if you are now speaking on behalf of every one of those "sprayees" at that club. Don't you think you're a little full of yourself - even for you? I understand that you are hip to the Vegas club scene. Congratulations already - I am duly impressed.

im only a celebrity within about a 4.5 block atlanta radius, but if i ever, ever got sprayed by someone, they would end up getting a rageful, ive-been-trained-to-kill-with-my-hands look that would basically tell the moron who sprayed that an apology is needed accompanied by an explanation of its accidental nature.

if not (meaning he told me to get over it and fuck off, im javon walker, who are you?), the dude is going to get his ass beat. either in the club, if it's one that i have protection at, or outside where he's gonna get jumped.

i dont know what kind of gas ass clubs are found in "sdale" but people dont like getting sprayed where im from, are you kidding me? not when you have expensive watches on and one of a kind kicks and all of that ...

hoes like getting sprayed (can you complain when you're getting free blow?)... not anyone that *could* either beat the shit out of javon or have someone do it for him.

if you dont know this, then you're used to going to clubs where they still play "this is why im hot" and half the people there are 44 year old white men in groups, in town on business and only there because they asked a cabby "where are the women".

Pay attention. You might learn something.

Never did i say anything about spraying and Sdale. I referred to Vegas.

Your point is for your ghetto ass clubs in ATL. In vegas, as bobble has said....at tryst it is FUCKING COMMON.

U wanna take it up with a resident of the city? Go ahead.

Clubs: Expensive watches..you mean that can't withstand liquids. Who are you kidding? LOL

Kicks...brother, you and i aren't even at the same level if you are wearing your dunks to the club. LOL You can't even walk into the clubs with "kicks" on. One of a kind kicks. LOL

Your Jacob the jewelry can't withstand some champagne?

Know this: Apparently you've never been to vegas either...cause, pretty much that is the scene. Who do you think goes to those clubs. White people. Of all ages. Who do you think has hundys to get you past the doorman..or a 1000 beans to get you a table..cause you aint' shit if don't have a table and bottle service at a club. And, my ghetto friend...i, nor most people who go to upscale clubs, listen to Nelly or whatever shit you listen to...hot or old.

Listen --

First, I don't do shit like Tryst... I go out when I have to. Dreams, Esso, Onyx... top clubs when there is a release or something ... I apologize if my wardrobe isn't centered around douchebag cokeville. I'm not Armenian, sorry...

Im the main producer for CTE (Jeezy, Blood Raw, Rocko, etc) ... I can walk into any club with AF-1 premiums on, a t-shirt and a suit coat (which I hate but the girls love). It's my "producer" style and to be honest ... it doesn't matter. We don't go in the front door so you're probably right. They won't let *you* in with *my* shoes on.

You don't know me, dont act like you do and dont act like you're above me. Because that's surely not the case.

The point isnt that my watch (Tag Heuer, no diamonds... and yes, I know 5k isn't *that* expensive for a watch) cant withstand water/liquids, it's that I don't feel like going out and getting shit on me ... period. From a respect/"spray that shit elsewhere" standpoint. Lowly assholes are the guys who look up after getting sprayed, realize where it came from and backtrack, giving a lame look like "oh thats ok!" ...

If you don't know that, surely you spend too much time on the dancefloor of your favorite clubs with your choch button up shirt on instead of in VIP where -- NEVER -- would I get sprayed with bub.

Do your homework bruh. I'm not here to win friends because of my day job and I try to keep that on the wraps but if you wanna call me out, then you're gonna look stupid.

Better get back in the kitchen and bring that soft back ... cuz you're talkin like you're hittin it.

The only point is that nobody worth anything is gonna stand for getting sprayed on unless they are part of the celebration. You can't argue that because you've never been close enough to see a reaction.

I dress low compared to most cats and I would be pissed... some of these guys are wearing 20k not counting jewelry. They aren't gonna be about what you're saying is so "commonplace" ... maybe for commonfolk.

Just drop it ... you aren't takin this anywhere.

EDIT -- and the fact that you've probably "danced" to a track Ive produced (Louis Bag, On For My City) makes me chuckle briefly inside. Only for a second, though...

LOL.

YOu are comparing your lame ass clubs in ATL to Vegas. That is rich. BTW, it is E.S.S.O...lol.

Has nothing to do with Armenian, brother. But, go ahead with your stupidity. The vegas clubs ain't lettin in a baller with kicks, baggy jeans, etc. I don't care how fly your gear is. If you think all white people dress alike..well, there is really little i can do for you.

And, if you don't want people thinkin they know you..try doing the same towards them...perhaps you should review your post..as you talked quite a bit about my lifestyle.

First, then why are you talking about gettin sprayed if you are in VIP. That is where the spray comes from.

One minute you are down on the floor in your "kicks" gettin pissed, now you are up in VIP where it would never happen. LOL

I said commonplace for TRYST..you fucking maroon. Try reading and reading Bobble's post...he only lives there. Guess you know more than both of us..as you've been hanging at Onyx.



Back in the kitchen? What are you talking about..your mom's is back there..and she better have the biscuits ready.

Danced: Doubtful..as that ain't my shit. I'm at good clubs, playing good music. Remind me when Tiesto spun those wack joints. I don't recall Justice, SMB, LCD releasing them.

Hey, i nice pic of you at dreamz. Suhweet jacket buster.

so you *are* armenian? lol

you missed the point that i dont go to "clubs" ... i go to album release shit if it's "urged" for me to go against any and all interest of my own. those are usually at the spots i listed. i know there are much more boujee spots for me to frequent and ill make sure to hit you up for advice (since you have a NLCF6YM* Membership Card) come the rare occassion i need to try and act cool to an out of towner and "show them a good time".

since you know so much about atlanta, you know about MJQ. i had a great time there last night ... that's more my thing. weird chicks with insecurities and lots of different races. $5 cover, $2 PBR and $4 straight Jack Daniels. Not Oban 12, you notice, and I couldn't find the VIP room lol . im from milwaukee, you know... didn't see any armenians there last night either... no button up shirts and definitely no gold chains and hairy chests with too much aqua di gio ... did notice a couple RUN DMC style throwback ropes tho. i kinda want one.




oh, and -- who the fuck still goes out dancing?




* National Lame Clubs For "$60K a Year Millionaires"




EDIT - funny. i just noticed my boy Ali in the background of that pic. he used to work for me awhile back ... good guy, strong family ties. iranian though. shame.

Armenian. Are you kidding me. I'm Tyrone Bigguns...black as night...or at least that is my deep cover. But, rest assured, i'm not armenian. I'm Armanian.

What you got against hairy chests? Sign of intelligence. Look it up, bustah.

Member of NLCF6YM. Definitely. 60k millis love your beats. I plan on renting a few.

MJQ: YOu pay a cover. that is how you roll? thought you were the man..sliding in the back door to avoid payin. Lame. If i go, will i find your cartoon on the wall? PBR...nothing says poseur like drinking PBR. What ATL thinks they are williamsburg? Emory students pretending they are working class...oh, lord. Mite have to revoke your ghetto pass.

Dancing: Who goes..those can dance...or those whose baby likes dancin.

Can't stay home and smoke a blunt and play wii every nite.

[GrnBay007]

crackie bigguns

[Tyrone Bigguns]

This is the direction this lame thread needed to go...sack-mods.

It has turned into one of the strangest pseudo penis lashing contests we've seen in a while. Two doods arguing about who has better jewelry and shoes while trying to fumigate the thread with as much hip lingo as possible. It's all very... I don't even fucking know what it is, but it is weird.

Not as weird as thinking about how Zool must be powering his neon ball sack kit, but weird nonetheless.

not that i would expect you to read all that crap but thats definitely not what we're arguing about...

im a musician stoner/skater dude who only has nice shit out of necessity for certain settings. i have a huge collection of pretty average t-shirts though (they all fit me). my profession just places me in crackie's world sometimes.

crackie bigguns IS a pimp, is the biggest baller and knows all the bouncers at every exclusive club in the country.

i drink cheap beer and hit on chicks whose hair looks like they just got out of bed.

oh -- and i live in a big warehouse in the hood and sleep on the couch in my own place.

What r u talkin about? You slide into VIP and never pay cover. Your words not mine. Wit yer kicks on...one of kind...maybe some fresh dunks (check out the new colorways), maybe some sick creative reaction...i don't see you in Swears, Common Projects, etc...and a large selection of Supreme tees...maybe some Bathing Ape, Nom de guerre, and god knows how many "fresh" hoodies...W)taps,10deep, Stussy, etc.

When did i ever imply i know any bouncers? Fuk bouncers...biggest jagoffs on the planet. I pay like everybody else. Hence my knowledge that it takes dollahs to the bouncer to get past the line and into the club..on top of the cover.

Crackie's world? Huh. I've been to vegas..for work. MAGIC, POOL, etc...yeah, maybe you are wearin some of my Tees or my friends. So, i've been to the clubs...not my scene whatsover..but, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

IF i have my way..i'm playin holdem straight thru the night...but, for some reason..the ladies dont' find that fun.

As for Sdale..again, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do..some chicks aren't cool with GLAM or The Rogue.

But, we'll see about the new one...in the words of the dandies...I got a beautiful new Asian girlfriend.

Yellow Fevah!!

[mission]

lets try this one last time --

when i go to those "cool" places, im with label people and all that. im just there cuz i have to be, i made a record on the album or whatnot. its fun to play "dress up" every now and then and take advantage of freebies (i dont drive a lamb yet, yanno?)

when i go to MJQ, no one knows me and i usually go with my "real friends" who knew me before i was "really cool" ... back when we used to have to scrape pipes for resin when the sack was gone. you know, those kinda old friends. plus the emory girls are so easy... you should know!

i drink PBR and jack cuz it gets me drunk and it's cheap... i dont get hangovers so the quality of beer isnt an issue when im out. the fridge here has some blue moon, rogue dead man and mountain dews... nothing fancy but nothing repulsive. might be some bacon in there too.

i dont have a wii either... or a TV.

just four macs and a lot of toys with keys on them... im a hood nerd like that.

im with you on the poker though... that "tire factory" on gibson, right behind the metropolitan art lofts (west end marta station) has a $300 game two nights a week. three search entry points, mahagony walls, flat screens every where, a real bar, scantily clad waitresses and great comp food.

hit me up when you're in town, ill try to find out what nights they do the $1500 buy-ins for you. i dont know anything about those nights but maybe you can float me a lil somethin and ill hop in with you... just bring one of your shirts for me to wear so i can fit in.

:P

[Freak Out]

This is the direction this lame thread needed to go...sack-mods.

It has turned into one of the strangest pseudo penis lashing contests we've seen in a while. Two doods arguing about who has better jewelry and shoes while trying to fumigate the thread with as much hip lingo as possible. It's all very... I don't even fucking know what it is, but it is weird.

Not as weird as thinking about how Zool must be powering his neon ball sack kit, but weird nonetheless.

not that i would expect you to read all that crap but thats definitely not what we're arguing about...

im a musician stoner/skater dude who only has nice shit out of necessity for certain settings. i have a huge collection of pretty average t-shirts though (they all fit me). my profession just places me in crackie's world sometimes.

crackie bigguns IS a pimp, is the biggest baller and knows all the bouncers at every exclusive club in the country.

i drink cheap beer and hit on chicks whose hair looks like they just got out of bed.

oh -- and i live in a big warehouse in the hood and sleep on the couch in my own place.

Don't forget "Packer fan" dude.

[MJZiggy]

Meh. I just figure they're both compensating...

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Meh. I just figure they're both compensating...

I would gladly show you my "inadequacy."

[Tyrone Bigguns]

lets try this one last time --

when i go to those "cool" places, im with label people and all that. im just there cuz i have to be, i made a record on the album or whatnot. its fun to play "dress up" every now and then and take advantage of freebies (i dont drive a lamb yet, yanno?)

when i go to MJQ, no one knows me and i usually go with my "real friends" who knew me before i was "really cool" ... back when we used to have to scrape pipes for resin when the sack was gone. you know, those kinda old friends. plus the emory girls are so easy... you should know!

i drink PBR and jack cuz it gets me drunk and it's cheap... i dont get hangovers so the quality of beer isnt an issue when im out. the fridge here has some blue moon, rogue dead man and mountain dews... nothing fancy but nothing repulsive. might be some bacon in there too.

i dont have a wii either... or a TV.

just four macs and a lot of toys with keys on them... im a hood nerd like that.

im with you on the poker though... that "tire factory" on gibson, right behind the metropolitan art lofts (west end marta station) has a $300 game two nights a week. three search entry points, mahagony walls, flat screens every where, a real bar, scantily clad waitresses and great comp food.

hit me up when you're in town, ill try to find out what nights they do the $1500 buy-ins for you. i dont know anything about those nights but maybe you can float me a lil somethin and ill hop in with you... just bring one of your shirts for me to wear so i can fit in.

:P

Of course you dont' rock the lambo or bentley...ya gotta stop renting beats, my brotha...you don't devalue your merch like that.

PBR: The point isn't that you drink it..it is that they run a special on it..so, the emory kids can feel down wit the lower classes. Talkin bout how hard it was workin that summer job at the country club.

TV: I was talkin bout me...it is always about me!!

Poker: i'm down wit dat. Don't think i can float you tho. How can i trust some pot smokin skater to pay me back...not when he is renting beats. Don't think you can make the juice.

P.S. I don't know ATL as well as i use to...just useta be up there for some biz...with MCI, etc. I'm to old to be hangin with you youngtahs...i'll just head ovah to the varsity.

[mission]

What r u talkin about? You slide into VIP and never pay cover. Your words not mine. Wit yer kicks on...one of kind...maybe some fresh dunks (check out the new colorways), maybe some sick creative reaction...i don't see you in Swears, Common Projects, etc...and a large selection of Supreme tees...maybe some Bathing Ape, Nom de guerre, and god knows how many "fresh" hoodies...W)taps,10deep, Stussy, etc.

i might wear that shit if i was trying to be globally trendy and obnoxiously douche...

try Sol Munki or Plush .357 ... I support the people that support me. Only.

sittin around, downstairs in the shop ... i like having the big garage door open -- i pretty much BBQ all day ... cant argue with the London Supremes right there (even seen em?). If you want, I can model all four colorways for ya

sorry about the diesel jeans... i didnt feel like changing to avoid your fashion police violations






dunks are really gay btw ... maybe if i was emo and had skin tight jeans.

[mission]

lets try this one last time --

when i go to those "cool" places, im with label people and all that. im just there cuz i have to be, i made a record on the album or whatnot. its fun to play "dress up" every now and then and take advantage of freebies (i dont drive a lamb yet, yanno?)

when i go to MJQ, no one knows me and i usually go with my "real friends" who knew me before i was "really cool" ... back when we used to have to scrape pipes for resin when the sack was gone. you know, those kinda old friends. plus the emory girls are so easy... you should know!

i drink PBR and jack cuz it gets me drunk and it's cheap... i dont get hangovers so the quality of beer isnt an issue when im out. the fridge here has some blue moon, rogue dead man and mountain dews... nothing fancy but nothing repulsive. might be some bacon in there too.

i dont have a wii either... or a TV.

just four macs and a lot of toys with keys on them... im a hood nerd like that.

im with you on the poker though... that "tire factory" on gibson, right behind the metropolitan art lofts (west end marta station) has a $300 game two nights a week. three search entry points, mahagony walls, flat screens every where, a real bar, scantily clad waitresses and great comp food.

hit me up when you're in town, ill try to find out what nights they do the $1500 buy-ins for you. i dont know anything about those nights but maybe you can float me a lil somethin and ill hop in with you... just bring one of your shirts for me to wear so i can fit in.

:P

Of course you dont' rock the lambo or bentley...ya gotta stop renting beats, my brotha...you don't devalue your merch like that.

PBR: The point isn't that you drink it..it is that they run a special on it..so, the emory kids can feel down wit the lower classes. Talkin bout how hard it was workin that summer job at the country club.

TV: I was talkin bout me...it is always about me!!

Poker: i'm down wit dat. Don't think i can float you tho. How can i trust some pot smokin skater to pay me back...not when he is renting beats. Don't think you can make the juice.

P.S. I don't know ATL as well as i use to...just useta be up there for some biz...with MCI, etc. I'm to old to be hangin with you youngtahs...i'll just head ovah to the varsity.

man the rented beats are the best ones!!

they pay 20-100 each for a bunch of beats (usually a whole mixtape worth) and i have the rights to keep leasing (actually) the same beat to as many idiots that will never get heard as possible ... then when/if the major label steps in (they take so much time just to pay, paperwork etc) and pays 2k-20k (well, that happened once) for exclusive rights plus residuals, my agreement allows me to pull the lease and distribution rights from everyone else ... that's why they're so cheap.

i can take them back pretty much whenever the hell i want that fear of loss impulse factor places urgency on turning their little lease beat into an exclusive one. they've had the beat, they recorded on it, they know they have a hot record... now there is value for them... it's worth more than just "what COULD this beat do for me" ... about 40-50% of leases get turned into exclusive purchases.

and my myspace/website world is very seperate from the big money world... i could have a beat online myspace for $300 and turn around and sell it to def jam for $3k if they're interested. they dont know, they dont pay attention ... i just send out a weekly email blast with new projects to the majors/ar's/rappers etc and follow up on the bites from there, pricing beats in accordance to interest and perceived wallet depth.

im kinda like how the government should be ... i tax proportionately...

[Guiness]

This is the direction this lame thread needed to go...sack-mods.

It has turned into one of the strangest pseudo penis lashing contests we've seen in a while. Two doods arguing about who has better jewelry and shoes while trying to fumigate the thread with as much hip lingo as possible. It's all very... I don't even fucking know what it is, but it is weird.

Not as weird as thinking about how Zool must be powering his neon ball sack kit, but weird nonetheless.

Solar powered? And the panels pick up the reflections off his shaved sack and his bald head...not a cool shaved head, but a bald one since he's 50yrs old and thining hair.

[bobblehead]

It pisses me off to no end realizing my tax dollars are gonna support your two assclowns someday.

BTW, haven't watched a vegas movie since con air took a route that would make a drunken dragonfly proud, so I didn't catch the oceans 11 joke, sorry.