Super Mario has Super toenails removed

[Bossman641]

Hurley that is gross. Was it like a geyser?

[Kiwon]

Well, at least no one can accuse PR members of being wimps...

[hurleyfan]

OMG Hurley I am about to lose my supper...even though I didn't eat any yet

Sorry GBM, but the thread brought back painful memories, and I had to do something! The pain was the worst I've ever had, including broken wrist and right leg.

[hurleyfan]

Speaking of toenail problems..

I used to be a mechanic and dropped a hub cap on my left foot, mostly the big toe. The pressure was unbelievable, I thought my toe would burst!

After about the worst 5 minutes of my life, I took out my electric drill and a nice new small drill bit, and drilled through my toe nail!

Once I broke through and the blood squirted out, the relief was instantaneous!

If Mario's having trouble with his toenails, I can sympathize!

you can also do that by heating up a pin or needle and letting it slowly melt through the nail

Red,
I tried the HOT needle but wasn't getting anywhere, and needed some FAST relief

[hurleyfan]

Hurley that is gross. Was it like a geyser?

Nice little "Old Faithful"

[red]

since we're on the subject of gross things. has anyone ever gotten a piece of metal stuck in their eye? let me tell you how fun that is. i go to the eye dr. a day after it happened (it was just a sliver from a screw that was in my iris. they numb your eye, then he takes out a giant needle and digs it out. then since it was in there for almost a full day he said that there was some rust. so he took out a drill that looked and sounded like one at the dentist, and he literaly drills your eyeball where the rust is. now i was numb so i didn't feel one thing. but i could see out of my eye a big needle and drill poking at it. i almost puked all over the guy

it might have been the worst 5 minutes of my life

[GoPackGo]

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so he took out a drill that looked and sounded like one at the dentist, and he literaly drills your eyeball where the rust is. now i was numb so i didn't feel one thing. but i could see out of my eye a big needle and drill poking at it. i almost puked all over the guy

it might have been the worst 5 minutes of my life

thats brutal

[pbmax]

Red, you could easily make a living travelling to schools to talk to children about safety and what not to do!

And I promise from now on I am using the term "refunded" for gastrointestinal distress. I had never heard it, but I nearly fell on the floor laughing when I saw it.

[Guiness]

I clicked on this thread by mistake......now I'm sick. I can't stand to hear/read about feet problems. UGH!!

So I guess getting you to take pictures of your feet, with your toenails all painted different colours, while standing on a seafoam green shag carpet is out of the question?

Nothing to see here - move along

[GrnBay007]

So I guess getting you to take pictures of your feet, with your toenails all painted different colours, while standing on a seafoam green shag carpet is out of the question?

I could do that (green and gold) minus the green shag carpet.
I just have this foot fetish. I'm perfectly fine with normal looking feet....but anything odd looking and I seriously feel ill. Sounds silly I know, but it's been this way a long time. And even though I know I may regret it, when I see someone in sandles or barefoot, I'm compelled to look at their feet.

Everyone has their little fetish.......this is mine.

[Mazzin]

Talking about pain and what not... About 4 weeks ago (month) me and my Father both had the day off, and shark fishing is just picking up. (no good no more they are done breeding and the babys are in there ) So we drive to Wal-mart get my fishing liscense, go home and get the boat and traylor, drive 45 mins to the dock, and than drove for an hour and half to the "spot" after about 4 mins I catch about an 4 1/2 ft. Atlantic sharpenose shark. Just than my dads pole bends down and starts going out, so we think he has one on......get up to the boat and its a HUGE sting-ray prolly 4 ft by 3 ft....which is big for a sting-ray. (Mind you we catch them all the time)

So just like normal he pulls it up and grabs the needle nose plyers and trys to get it unhooked, and than a wave came and pushed the Ray up just far enough to reach my dads hand, ( Stinger only sticks out about 6 inches from the base of the body, not whole tail) Sticks my dad betweek the middle and ring finder knuckles, and goes under the skin THROUGH a VEIN to his wrist and than RIPS out.


Than my dad is bleeding like a stuck pig, so i pull up the two anchors, and reel in all the lines and drive him the Hour and Half back inland, and he is just GUSHING blood in this towel (straight through his veins) and grunting like a sissy....( I mean it MUST have hurt they are toxic) But by the time we get all the way back to the dock its done bleeding but he is still grunting and stuff in pain. So I load up the boat and take it home and his hand is HUGE and Purple and he said he couldn't move his shoulder or his elbow so we left imediately.

So we get to the emergency room (military) and wait for like an hour, and prolly longer but he was pacing the floor like someone had jsut shot him (by this time his arm and EVERYTHING was purple, than they took him back, and you wouldn't belive it but all they did was put his hand in a bucket of warm water and ALL the poison came right out...MIRACLE he is being SANE again, than the x-rays and there is a barb from the ray still in his hand....


SO they open up his Vein/Hand with little half sissors and pull out the barb and give him like 4 numbing shots in his hand, and a tetnis shot (sp?) but it was just DISGUSTING and amazing how fast he was in pain and how serious the whole situation was.

[Bretsky]

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Everyone has their little fetish.......this is mine. [/quote]


Phhooeeyy

I have no fetish; I'm perfectly normal

[GoPackGo]

So I guess getting you to take pictures of your feet, with your toenails all painted different colours, while standing on a seafoam green shag carpet is out of the question?

I could do that (green and gold) minus the green shag carpet.
I just have this foot fetish. I'm perfectly fine with normal looking feet....but anything odd looking and I seriously feel ill. Sounds silly I know, but it's been this way a long time. And even though I know I may regret it, when I see someone in sandles or barefoot, I'm compelled to look at their feet.

Everyone has their little fetish.......this is mine.

I hate looking at all human feet. I'd even hate looking at a foot models feet. gross

[packerpete]

too much info

if you guys want something really fun and gross. i had my drill slip today while trying to drive a screw, and had the phillips head bit drive right into my thumb and went right down to the bone, spinning like crazy the whole time. then i passed out a bit. now my thumb has a big black hole filled with loose mangled skin and meat and whatnot

Oh man Red, that is a painful thing to do.

I have done the exact same thing, I was driving an oversized screw and the thing wobbled and I drilled my thumbnail right through to the meat.

It hurt like hell, but I cracked open another beer and finished the deck.

As it healed, it was pretty gnarly, there was a hole in my nail which periodically oozed some pus and gunk, then when the nail grew out enough, there was a big chunk out of my nail top, leaving my thumb tip exposed and when pressured it was uncomfortable as hell.

Enjoy the healing process!!

[packerpete]

Back to the original post, I can only say for Marios sake,...

I am happy for him he didnt have Jock Itch with treatment options like that!!