Reasons why Free Agents should want to come to GB

[Patler]

Reasons why top NFL players should want to come to Green Bay.
Feel free to add to the list:

1. Your salary goes farther because criminal defense lawyers are cheaper than in major cities.

2. GB fans idolize the Packers and routinely acquit those brought up on criminal charges.

3. Lesser crimes and misdemeanors are swept away quickly and quietly.

4. DUI is almost an accepted pastime in WI.

5. Owning a gun is a birthright in Wisconsin.

6. Marijuana grows wild in the state.

[oregonpackfan]

Few other cities offer the opportunity for NFL players to make money endorsing snowblowers.

[Tarlam!]

7. Michele lives in Green Bay.

That actually should be th #1 reason patler.

[woodbuck27]

There will soon be another statue erected for Ted Thompson.

[mngolf19]

NFL players all love "green".
Big fish, small pond. (population and stars I mean)