What Will Brett Ultimately Do?

[Tarlam!]

You sir are one deeply sick human.

Fuck me, you are really slow. It has taken you this long to figure out? Every poster on here knows this and most have posted it. Unlike you, fucktard, it didn't take very long for the rest of the clan.

And if you are insinuating I was insulting any Mexican other than Mad, you are not very gifted at reading the English language. And, fucker, Mad knows me. Personally. If he smacks me, it will be in Green Bay. Personally.

Nobody around here knows you. Who the fuck are you? And, what is that stench that you bring with you??

[Tarlam!]

He grew up in Australia eating kangaroos and marmite while getting his ass kicked by Aborigine girls in school. Of course he is gonna be a little bitter.

This is only 95% true. I wouldn't touch Marmite with sheepdip's penis. I wouldn't!

Marmite is a product my old company produced and it tastes like ground ants.

My product, the product of true Aussies is called Vegemite. It is made these days by Kraft. It probably also tastes like ground ants, but, it has a much nicer after taste.

I also had to fight the neighbors dog to get any 'roo meat. I probably would have been shot dead by Joe Horn for doing so in Texas. I kid you not, boys and girls. 'Roo meat tastes unbelievable, but we only fed it to dogs when I was a lad. These days it's different.

Oh, I did have my ass kicked in school by aboriginal girls. Often. That part is true.

[MJZiggy]

Thanks, sweet, but I'll stick with peanut butter. Blech. Vegemite tastes like ground grass that they forgot to rinse the fertilizer off of first...

[twoseven]

..I said do ya speaka my language..he just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich..and he said ohhhh, you come from the land down unda

[Tarlam!]

..I said do ya speaka my language..he just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich..and he said ohhhh, you come from the land down unda

Yes. Exactly.