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Bowflex Xtreme 2SE Home Gym wants Favre to return to the NFL
The The Bowflex Xtreme 2 SE Home Gym has released the following statement: "Dear Packer fans, despite all the rumors flying around that Brett Favre may return to the NFL in a Vikings uniform, the Blowflex Xtreme 2 SE Home Gym, now with convenient closet storage module, is highly skeptical. The Xtreme home gym has not seen Favre in months. The last time Xtreme saw Brett, he tried to do pull ups on the cantilevered incline bench. After three reps, Favre shouted: "Arrrrggggh, my goddamn shoulder is on fire!" He has not returned to the barn since - even all the labradors are gone. The Bowflex Xtreme gym would like to remind you that it is still not too late to get into shape for the summer beach season. With just 3 20 minute work outs a day (and a severe regimen of low fat balanced meals, no fatty snacks, and 12 hours of aerobic exercise each week), Bowflex can promise you a sculpted sexy gym trainer body that will make you bully-proof on any beach. You will be the one kicking sand this summer."
A atalking bowflex machine. Damn, that's some technology.
They've already made treadmills and excersise bikes that talk to you, this was only the next logical step.
Does it sound like Cleveland from Family Guy?
[QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.
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