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    We all remember the hottest chick in school. She had beautiful long hair, an engaging smile, a big natural rack, and a sweet ass to boot. All the guys wanted to date her, and she knew it. There was one guy who was lucky enough to date her. This gave the guy a tremendous thrill, and he quickly fell head over heels in love. The sex was so great!

    After a long relationship, the hot chick eventually lost interest in that guy, maybe because the time came to go off to college, or because she grew tired of the guy, or because she didn’t think the guy was quite good enough in football. No one but the hot chick really knew for sure, but it didn’t really matter anyway. But the guy’s ego (and his memories of the great sex!) couldn’t let him believe that she would want to date someone else. What they had was so great! She couldn’t have meant what she said, could she have?

    The guy followed the hot chick around, continually asking her to take him back. But she came up with different excuses, none of which seemed to make sense to him. But her actions were even more telling. She started flirting with other guys, but he was blinded by his love for her and didn’t see the evidence that was right in front of him. Soon he was crying on the phone and telling her how much he loves her. He thought that he couldn’t live without her. Eventually, his friends and all the girls began to laugh at him because he had become a pathetic stalker.

    Yeah she was smokin’ hot - especially when he first started dating her, but she actually started putting on a few pounds, all the attention she’d been getting made her an egomaniac, and she was moody too (to put it nicely), especially when he didn’t do what she said he should.

    Now, there’s young sophomore that’s growing into a quite the hottie herself. It’s become way past the time for the guy to start courting the young hottie. And she has a lot of young hot friends too. Hanging out with them could be fun...

    It would be a lot more fun for the guy than dwelling on what could have been with the old bitch who was an attention whore anyway. In fact, instead of stalking his old girlfriend, that guy should start warning other guys that they should keep in mind that there's always another guy who could no longer put up with her bullshit and was smart enough to move on at the right time.

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    Yeah but what if it was Hall of Fame sex?
    70% of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Al Harris.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by 3irty1
      Yeah but what if it was Hall of Fame sex?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by 3irty1
        Yeah but what if it was Hall of Fame sex?
        Then put up a bronze statue of her vagina outside your bedroom if you must, but for God sakes 3irty1, move on son!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by vince
          Originally posted by 3irty1
          Yeah but what if it was Hall of Fame sex?
          Then put up a bronze statue of her vagina outside your bedroom if you must, but for God sakes 3irty1, move on son!




          Related?
          70% of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Al Harris.

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          • #6
            Nice thread, Vince.

            A trifle bizarre, but we get it, I think.

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            • #7
              So you are saying Favre shouldn't be a stalker and should go play for the Vikings?
              My signature has NUDITY in it...whatcha gonna do?

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              • #8
                pssst, Leap, you're being that guy.

                You haven't heard what she's told you. She's thought about breaking up with you for a long time, and finally did it. Then she had second thoughts, and you were ready to take her back, but she reconsidered again after being courted by your arch enemy. Then, she said, "Please just let me go, once and for all. You never listened to me." She didn't tell you explicitly that she wants to date your arch enemy, but that's what her actions say. And you know, her friend is also your friend, and she told you as much in private.

                She still wants to date and have sex. Just not with you.

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                • #9
                  I'm just the guy that wants to see Green Bay win a Super Bowl.
                  My signature has NUDITY in it...whatcha gonna do?

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                  • #10
                    And that would be some great sex. But she doesn't want to have sex with you anymore.

                    This sophomore girl isn't as experienced, but with the right grooming, and if you talk with her just right, she just might be pretty good in bed too.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by vince
                      And that would be some great sex. But she doesn't want to have sex with you anymore.

                      This sophomore girl isn't as experienced, but with the right grooming, and if you talk with her just right, she just might be pretty good in bed too.
                      If nothing else at least she'll be into some crazy stuff you haven't had in a while.
                      70% of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Al Harris.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by KYPack
                        Nice thread, Vince.

                        A trifle bizarre, but we get it, I think.
                        Since I was never the guy that got that hot chick, does this mean I'm thinking about Brett Favre when I masturbate?
                        "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

                        KYPack

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Fritz
                          Originally posted by KYPack
                          Nice thread, Vince.

                          A trifle bizarre, but we get it, I think.
                          Since I was never the guy that got that hot chick, does this mean I'm thinking about Brett Favre when I masturbate?
                          Win
                          Originally posted by 3irty1
                          This is museum quality stupidity.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Fritz
                            Originally posted by KYPack
                            Nice thread, Vince.

                            A trifle bizarre, but we get it, I think.
                            Since I was never the guy that got that hot chick, does this mean I'm thinking about Brett Favre when I masturbate?

                            Favre is hardly worth masturbating over, but it sure is hard for some people to get over the thought of being dumped by him...

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                            • #15


                              I guess we'll see if Peter Gabriel gets Ted all misty-eyed.
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