Don't Be That Guy

[GoPackGo]

What if you knocked the hot chick up when she was 17 and you had to drop outta high school to support your new family?

Now you are shift leader at little caesars and she has put on 30 but still wears the same pair of jeans and her muffin top repulses you?

she wants more intimacy, but she no longer turns you on...what should I...um, i mean...what should he do?

get that cow on a diet ASAP. Quit bringing home pizza and quit your job at little caesars.Tell here that you're dirty, and she needs to be dirty to turn you on.

Dr. Phil..is that you?

I got a PHD in pimpology bro

[Tyrone Bigguns]

What if you knocked the hot chick up when she was 17 and you had to drop outta high school to support your new family?

Now you are shift leader at little caesars and she has put on 30 but still wears the same pair of jeans and her muffin top repulses you?

she wants more intimacy, but she no longer turns you on...what should I...um, i mean...what should he do?

get that cow on a diet ASAP. Quit bringing home pizza and quit your job at little caesars.Tell here that you're dirty, and she needs to be dirty to turn you on.

Dr. Phil..is that you?

I got a PHD in pimpology bro

Do foodstains on her too small belly shirt count as dirty? Cause she hasn't done the laundry in weeks.

[BallHawk]

Where do Mike and Ted fall into in this situation? What roles, I dare ask, do they play?

[MJZiggy]

Where do Mike and Ted fall into in this situation? What roles, I dare ask, do they play?

They're the football start who said "screw this bitch" and are now dating the virginal Homecoming Queen.

[Fritz]

But the old hottie now feels betrayed by MM and TT. She used to work so hard to get rid of that muffin top in the offseason, and now she's let it go, though she swears she's been working out and is getting into shape.

[Bretsky]

always gotta leave a small opening for the hottie to come back
If she is desperate enough she'll the the last to agree to a dual role with the decent up and comer. Since the up and comer wants to stay around they will be fine with it regardless

[vince]

But the old hottie now feels betrayed by MM and TT. She used to work so hard to get rid of that muffin top in the offseason, and now she's let it go, though she swears she's been working out and is getting into shape.

The old hottie has had latent disenfranchisement for a long time because the guy would never listen to him. If it wasn't for the pressure of the guy and all his friends (and the fact that she was getting paid millions to stay in the relatinship), she would have dumped him long ago. It was a flirtatious call by the guy's arch enemy that finally made her dump him once and for all after considering it many times in the past. She did it and actually thought seriously about taking him back once and then said she can't do it.

We've all seen these kinds of relationships. There is way too much bad history and it has run its course. No matter how bad the guy wants it to work, it won't. The old egotistical bitch who's getting a big ass doesn't really want it to. Her ego is too big to expect she'll change her ways and seriously diet. Now she just wants to do Adkins for a couple weeks and she thinks that'll get her back in shape. She's fighting a losing battle because as her body continues to age, her hips continue to widen. That's impossible to change. She's just running more and more on her past reputation and very soon, that's all she'll have left.

It's well past the time to go after the young hottie and start afresh.

[vince]

always gotta leave a small opening for the hottie to come back
If she is desperate enough she'll the the last to agree to a dual role with the decent up and comer. Since the up and comer wants to stay around they will be fine with it regardless

Have some integrity B. She's a egotistical bitch who's getting fat. She's dumped the guy twice after wanting to do it many times before that. She's told all her friends that he's lied, when in reality she had no business telling him what to do in the first place.

His love for her and the memories of the great sex are not allowing him to see this objectively for what it really is.

He needs to move on man.

[Bretsky]

always gotta leave a small opening for the hottie to come back
If she is desperate enough she'll the the last to agree to a dual role with the decent up and comer. Since the up and comer wants to stay around they will be fine with it regardless

Have some integrity B. She's a egotistical bitch who's getting fat. She's dumped the guy twice after wanting to do it many times before that. She's told all her friends that he's lied, when in reality she had no business telling him what to do in the first place.

His love for her and the memories of the great sex are not allowing him to see this objectively for what it really is.

He needs to move on man.

She may not be quite as hot......but she's still got those wonderful bazooka's/features that make her irresistable.

[MJZiggy]

Well you're a hopeless boob man (there are other tits in the sea you know). But some guys are ass men or leg men and are more indifferent (read less obsessed) to those things than you.

[BallHawk]

If she is desperate enough she'll the the last to agree to a dual role with the decent up and comer.

Brett's going to agree to have a threesome?

This thread is getting confusing.

[mission]

i always got/get the baddest broad so chances are, ive already had my eyes on the young hottie and have planted the seed knowing full well that my girl is going off to college to get trains ran on her by the backup quarterback (not brett or arod) and a couple wideouts with 11 inch cocks.

either way, im going to get her (young one) and a few of her friends drunk, make them eat each other out while i watch and then talk (we'll call it talk) the freakiest one into a good ol game of ATM or ... ass to mouth if you're scoring at home.

[Dabaddestbear]

Yeah but what if it was Hall of Fame sex?

Good one.

[Badgerinmaine]

Yeah but what if it was Hall of Fame sex?

Then put up a bronze statue of her vagina outside your bedroom if you must, but for God sakes 3irty1, move on son!

I'd like to show up at the trophy shop the day that customer comes in...

[Badgerinmaine]

Yeah but what if it was Hall of Fame sex?

Is that where you have to wait five years until after you retire for admission? :P